Elmo is WEAK on securities regulation

In France they reealllllly do kiss on Main Street

hey bro sup bro hey bro

If you have level loadstones you should see a doctor.

The ad I just got before a porn vid said “tired of jerking off alone?” For like”jerk mate” or whatever. But the answer is no. I’m reallllllyyy good at jerking off alone.

Here is me drumming a song making music

gm team

How it is I know not; but there is no place like a bed for confidential disclosures between friends.

Cumming inside you as a gesture of good will

April showers bring May growers

Remember when I

Wait………

Can someone explain why I feel like such a giant slut right now.

I know I’m posting a lot but I wanted to show you how I got a tomato necklace

Need your hands all over this

She has not “become the farthest.” She cannot become a distance. But good for her.

Need to cum bad

My sensations were strange.

Hello down there

I’m in South Carolina for Passover

Ok another old(er) one. I am proud of my recent progress…..I’m almost as good as I was in high school 🫠

From last week. Ive really been trying to let my left hand explore more….what happens when she can be more IN RELATION to the right side. How do I get the to speak to each other ?? (Probably just by doing this same kind of thing for a lot more hours) ((sorry it’s not shirtless you fucking FREAKS))

Proofreading a play of mine that will be published in a collection. Just sent the editor the following….so you can get a sense of the play. Page: 65 Correction: “His name was Millard Fillmore.” —> “Her name was Millard Fillmore.”

Wait omg

6:53 am, btw

meeeee

Hinge is so complicated because yes im looking for my husband but what am I supposed to do about all these gorgeous twinks i want to sleep with who seem dumb as rocks ?? But they’re so so cute…

I cracked my back in a way that can only be described as profound

Craig!!! It’s Nebraska!!! Honey, look!!!

I’m writing a play about climate change and sex work called SLUTTY LITTLE WASTE

Gay guys will be 65 years old saying “I’m too young to be called daddy!!!” And you know what? They’re right!! (Saying this now so when I’m 65 I’m not a hypocrite.)

Killing of a Sacred Deer Evan Hansen

Apple Music made a playlist for me called “Get Up!” which provides me with “upbeat music,” including, apparently, a song called “I’m Gonna Die” ……

hmmmmm

come nearer to this great head

Had a nice peaceful morning with a friend😌

Sumday

swallowed down and thrown up by a whale

Im Regular now

Everyone who works for the NYT — including my many friends — should be incredibly embarrassed by this statement. The depths to which the NYT will go to back its agenda of challenging trans people's right to exist is horrifying, ongoing, and has caused very real and specific harms to trans people.

Do you think there’s a big Lost & Found out there for all the Grindr guys who ‘lost chats’ ??

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

When I put the mask like this the stache is legit whiskers

Happy Friday

TMZ asks followers to take photos of Congress members enjoying spring break following nationwide airport delays: “While TSA workers are wondering how they will pay their bills, Congress members will be vacationing for spring break […] Send it to TMZ so we can properly put them on BLAST.”