There needs to be internationally recognized sign language for “hey your phone flashlight is on and it doesn’t seem on purpose”

lowkey so good at directing opera

It is truly amazing to me how like 90% of the time I click on someone’s insta linked in the Grindr profile we have at least a small handful of mutuals. Gay people are an amazing thing.

just joking around

I haven’t been on a dating app that’s not sex-centric in 8 years can someone please tell me which ones are the least bad

Remember the guy from Philly who ate an entire rotisserie chicken every day? That was the most amount of hope I ever felt during the Biden era. That should’ve been a warning.

popcorn is vegetable

Ok but I have lunch with 4 trans women and no one writes an article about it…what gives

Playing around :))

Day in review

These fucking students have been coughing all over the place, I feel myself getting sick, one of the worst parts of teaching……germs….stay away from me

Because I am a respectful drummer with a sense of decorum I call my tom toms Thomas Thomas

retweet for a cozy and bountiful winter

Classic Ahab

New iOS update trying soooo hard to piss me the fuck off

All the Epstein emails are like On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote: Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready… On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote: Pop cofn taste good .

Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience!

where did bisexual Jeffrey go

But also kind of giving Turturro….i wouldn’t be mad at that comparison either

Student drew this of me…bringing me ever closer to one of my first crushes….Moses himself….do you see it ???? Please say yes ????????

Ok

A student said “why is your outfit giving today?“ and I said “because I give EVERY day” and that shook him

Take it up with Archduke Franz Ferdinand

I just shot a load so strong it could’ve started World War I.

I need to cum is that ok

I took this pic to see if my new piercing is healing ok and…my grey hairs….are making a statement. The statement? “I’m 31.”

I’ve become aware of the trend in which gay people replace pokemon torsos with their own torsos. Are people not…busy? Do gay people have nothing else to do?? Who has the time????

Same but different

My favorite line in Toy Story is when Rex (Wally Shawn) says “Great, now I have guilt!😩”

Does anyone have a husband I can have

I see a lot of theater by myself…ive seen a lot of operas at the Met….but ive never seen an opera at the Met by myself!! Tonight’s the night

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

I’m not doing an Instagram close friends consent check I refuse to open myself up to that kind of rejection.

hmmmmm

Typical

hey for what it’s worth. I wanna slide in.

I had a nap-dream that I shaved my mustache but I woke up and it’s still here

Dick Cheney’s last words? Whispered from his deathbed: “Kamala IS brat”

up too too late :(

Mamet does birthday parties (pulls the Glengarry leads from behind a 6-year-old’s ear…..the kids scream and cheer “The leads!!!! The leads!!!!!!!”)

I’m toooo good at edging

Honestly had such stupid fun playing these shows. Happy Halloween from Not Nine Inch Nails

If ive said it once (wahhhh) ive said it a thousand times (wahhhhh): WAHHH

Like a good neighbor State Farm goes bare

Waluigi as a dentist: say wahhhh

gm to the whole team. gm to the hole team.