I am a HUNG TOP looking for NETWORKING

I know I’m posting a lot but I wanted to show you how I got a tomato necklace

I, like Winston, am also too tired to intimidate seagulls

“Big Penis” is what I call the Dick Industrial Complex

a rare b-side

There’s this One Particular Oomf who neeeeds to get naked for me

“Big Penis” is what I call the Dick Industrial Complex

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Still tall less blurry

I slept like shit !!!

There’s this cat on Instagram named Arthur (king Arthur) and he just yells and yells. and some days I feel like Arthur.

Hello

Dear Rebecca, thank you for coming to my Bat Mitzvah. I had so much fun. Thank you for your generous gift. I am glad we’re friends. Sincerely, Rachel.

Grindr bio “please send me unsolicited pics!!!!” Ok so you’ve just solicited them. What now.

happy pride :/

I DID have Italian futurist lemon on my 2026 bingo card

Fuller view of Justin, for scale. (I’m Justin.)

Ok I feel insane but I think I love it

In progress. There will be color. Tell me you like it

Wow!

I’m gonna get my 4th tattoo I think.

In France they reealllllly do kiss on Main Street

saw Obsession and sooo thrilled to be single!!

Stop I’m blushing!!!

my heart.

sensitive content

and while we are very sad about that, Lord! how we suddenly jump, as Scorpio, or the Scorpion, stings us in the rear

Where on my resume do I put Girth?

all these passing things

GOD FORBID a Q train arrives. I’m not even asking it to do stunts. Just ARRIVE.

I was such a cute food tour guide years ago when I was a food tour guide

Joe Brainard

If i cum for the 3rd time today do you think that will help

I NEED EVERYONES HELP TO REACH MY GOAL!!! I just first need to figure out what a goal is, and which kind of goal might be something I’d like to have.

Australianism is a mental illness

FUCKK

Ahab is for ever Ahab, man. This whole act’s immutably decreed.

Bluesky ass reply. Obsessed

I made beautiful broccoli rabe. For a friend.

Nippers. Strictly this word is not indigenous to the whale’s vocabulary.

Is your teen texting about Krautrock??? Know the slang: • DTF = Damo's the funkiest • NGL = Neu! goes loud • OMG = Oooooh motorik grooves! • FFS = Faust’s fucking stupendous • TMI = Tago Mago's incredible • TGIF = These Germans is freaky • CHEUGY = Can has excellent unbelievable grooves

Whenever I say “oomf” I’m referring to two time Pulitzer Prize winner Lynn Nott*ge

You feel like that because you’re dehydrated btw

Robert Caro’s THE POWER BROKER and chill tonight king??👀

hey btw

the culture moved on from labubus so fast…I occasionally see them clipped onto bags and laugh and laugh

Yes!!! Haha.. yes!!!!

My straight sexy barber will say stuff like, “I realized the other day that reality is fractal and I’ve been chilling ever since.” I love him