This must what it feels like when Jesus returns

me in 2 years

would have been way better if they had voted nay to confirm her!

the way i thought this was about gretchen whitmer

EMANUEL LIGHTFOOT 2028 😤🥵😩✊🗳️✨

hannah baker:

HOW IT WORKS IN MOVIES: 1. Government lies 2. Brave heroes release video showing the truth 3. Press says “the government is lying!” HOW IT APPARENTLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE 1. Brave heroes release video showing the truth 2. Government lies 3. Press says “Oh no, what now? So confusing! So hard!”

snauradelphia

its crazy that new jersey is just the wario of Philadelphia

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Republicans: everyone must be able to carry any gun at all times, up to and including high powered rifles, to protect themselves against tyranny also Republicans, without batting an eye: carrying a gun is unquestionable justification for federal agents to shoot you dead in the street

If the US were a geopolitical rival the headlines would be like: US Secret Police Execute Second Dissident In the Streets As Militarized Occupation Enters Sixth Week

the 45,000 gun deaths we suffer each year are just the price we pay to live in a society made safe from government tyranny by an armed populace

Watch the video. You NEED to be angry. The time for protecting your own peace has well since passed.

“yeah i watch traitors for the plot” the plot:

i love spending 50 min waiting for my brown rice so i can get that extra 1 gram of fiber

this makes me so horny like omg

we always talk about Miranda rights but never about Miranda wrongs

Conservatives, after all, consistently win elections with their disciplined focus on dull kitchen-table concerns and scrupulous avoidance of distracting rhetoric about atrocities, scandals, and malfeasance.

new slouchy sweater

I need this for my back

guys i have a crush one of the veritasium guys

mitski was so right. if i gave up on being pretty i wouldn’t know how to be alive

“popular with friends” okay which two of you was it

they should have played mitski in heated rivalry in that one scene

meat cookie

this entire thing was designed in a lab to cause me as much psychic damage as possible

um.. haha yes can i get his number

Happy 107th anniversary of the great molasses flood in Boston that killed 21 and injured 150. A yummy, but slow and viscous death.

POP THAT BUBBLE!

this is what nyu was like in 2016:

yeah i ran 10000000 simulations and for $3 i can eat gruel like a victorian child

Loooove soup

hey man you ever going to apologize for trying to shove through a bill that gave these people everything they wanted or

every character in I Love LA is insufferable except josh hutcherson who is so babygirl

Tear-gassed by 10:30 in the morning, just another Tuesday in Minneapolis in 2026

Abolishing ICE is more popular than just about every politician in this country.