Looking? No I'm not looking, I'm on Grindr for the Madonna livestream darling

quick, it's my birthday, send bicep

Where on my resume do I put Girth?

Top notes of Eternal Sunshine Middle notes of Yours Truly Base notes of Blackiana

hot as dicks out here

I just think that Kylie Minogue

fortunes told

POKOPIA!

Are you wearing the- The @snackyboy.co.uk Route 216 Sherpa Jacket? Yeah, I am.

Imagine getting called stupid and ugly by eBay

I'm going to play mass effect again and make the exact same choices I've made since 2007, and no one can stop me

this is truly the stupidest time to be alive

Working from home is dangerous for a bator like me to do but I do it

Going to the gym, does anyone want anything?

Capcom are on a generational run of games, I just picked up Pragmata and I'm as hooked as I was to RE9

Looks we love

I got upgraded to Business Class and I got PJs that showed off whole HOG to the cabin

post gym coffee

the horrors persist, so we must remain as whimsical as possible.

Adding Project Hail Mary to the “stones that made me sentimental” movie list

we should have a third industry besides AI and gambling

Me and the girls

just experienced my first earthquake, omg jisoo's impact!

I've just seen Chicago is available to watch on my flight and unfortunately I will be performing the hot honey rag for everyone mid flight

Finally, some real journalism

I wish my cat was chill, I would totally travel with her

Saruman, observing the Uruk-Hai in Isengard

*kidz bop slayyter* IM HAVIN FUN TONIGHT IM GIVIN HUGS TONIGHTTTT

9 years of these two being the best people to have in my life. I literally would not be who I am today without them...for better or worse 👀

YES GODDD

9 years ago we slid into each other's DMs and started the weirdest, queerest international friendship you could only dream of. I don't know what I would do without you two 💞 @darthazius.bsky.social @benjimnn.bsky.social

noooooo don’t use AI you’re so sexy aha

Pokopia has a cuck chair.

happy hump day nerds

I also love these pics of a camera in the bottom of a food bowl.

Just saw Rachel Zegler in The Last Five Years (my favourite musical), she is exactly who she thinks she is. A star.

I missed it on Saturday, and managed to catch up tonight, and SNL UK was actually great??? I can't wait to see what they do with this series! The Paddington sketch was perfect, quintessential dark British humour.

Last night I dreamt of what I was going to do in my next Pokopia session. In my restless dreams, I see that town, WITHERED WASTELANDS!

Started drawing my own Pokémon cards, what do you think?

Me @ literally all of you

A Resident Evil speedrun hates to see me coming

I made a comic

This is my Heated Rivalry

Listen, I'm not functioning well after watching Heated Rivalry. I am so completely and utterly devastated. I'm feeling levels of devastation I haven't felt since I was 14 and fangirling my shows on Tumblr. We are truly SO BACK!

"She would have loved you. Like I love you"

These icy roads have me walking at the speed of a straight person

My paypig blocking me is a recession indicator

magical

I'm sensing a pattern...