11 minutes of why Crimson Desert is my most anticipated game of 2026

“Am I just a doodle factory to you?” —Poodles, probably

Don't forget to take your gay supplements: glucosaqueen, fagnesium, brotein powder, vitamin gay, twinko biloba,

This door is so vanilla.

so what you are gonna do is head down to your local library and get you a library card (if you don’t already have one). then you are gonna download these three apps and enjoy yourself a huge range of free movies, ebooks, graphic novels, tv shows, and documentaries. for free.

On my way to Costco if anyone needs anything in bulk

I always appreciate the moment that #GhostOfYotei decides I’m too dumb to figure out a puzzle so it just gives me the answer and moves on

Chonky chonk chonk

gay book editor, call that a poofreader

The himbosity of some of you people

I love food I can relate to

Unff #GhostOfYotei is so gorgeous, I hardly even miss Jin's bum

Fun with the elevator mirror

Me panicking thinking there was a press-on fingernail in my overnight oats before realizing it contains almond slices

Czech Hunter-Gatherer

Happy Ghost of Yotei Day to all whomst celebrate

4 favorite DC characters

Laces out!

Me: *checks Insta* Insta: *shows guy making dinner by pouring the ingredients across his chest* Me: *kills self*

The way I slammed the Buy Now button on my chunky hunky boi Yunobo

Reintroduction thread: Name: Ben Pronouns: he/him/his Location: New England 🌲 Interests: scifi/fantasy ⚔️ , books 📚, Survivor 🏝️, 90 Day Fiancé 💔, RPGs 🎮 , travel 🌎 , brunch 🥞, your mom 🍬 Vocation: I’m in marketing

Help I’ve become sexually attracted to a gif one of my coworkers put in the office group chat 👇

"Gay agenda"? Oh, you mean —

Sorry I didn’t answer your call, I was busy staring at it in horror.

Waiting for b-r-u-n-c-h

Unfollowed a book reviewer who in the year of our lord 2025 chose to fondly review a Harry Potter book. Bruh no.

if you see this, repost with a game from the year you were born

I want an E! True Hollywood Story episode about what happened to the Moschino Barbie boy after that commercial. Did he become a playground celeb? Did he get bullied? Did he ultimately renounce fashion, shave his head, and move to a cabin with a handsome lumberjack? I wanna know.

Bloomfs your ride is here

Talking to a straight couple: so… who’s the guy and who’s the other guy?

thinking about how this WWII short directly frames the rise of fascism as gambling, and the explosion of legalized gambling over the past decade

If you got beamed onto the Enterprise and the transporter malfunctioned and produced two identical versions of you, and you were like yolo and took turns fucking each other… would that count as sex or masturbation?

Can't believe I forgot to watch the Survivor premiere last night. And I call myself a fan...

“violence against the truth” is very sexy phrasing 😮‍💨

Code Vein 2 in January, Nioh 3 in February, and Crimson Desert in March?? I'm gonna be nourishedddd 😮‍💨

I shall be clearing a week for this

Haircut 💇🏻‍♂️ snip snip 💈

hey guys so sorry i’ve been raptured will keep you updated but idk when i’ll get the chance to post next

I’m getting a haircut today and if my barber gets raptured mid-haircut I’ll look quite silly

Family of suburbanites forming a protective circle around one of their number who has stopped to tie a shoe on a busy downtown sidewalk

I guess I’m single now.

Rapture discourse is the most fun I’ve had on this site since the birth of the Himbofeed

Do you think the members of the Grifter Committee are already booking flights to convene to choose the next rapture date

Need to ask @darthazius.bsky.social who is 12 hours ahead of me if the rapture happened over there yet

Hot twunk builder in my apartment *gay sirens*

Wtf does a gourd do for the rest of the year

Desperately want to play a video game that I want to play

Quarterback of the Uniqlo Clearance Salers

I bought a new book because there are bigger problems in the world than me already having 157 other books in my TBR pile. #booksky

If you’re seeing this, drop an old pic you still love Photobombed by a dilf