A tale of a boy and his love for bread.

Do twinks still go uwuwu or is that a 2019 thing

Elphaba sharing juicy gossip, call it green tea

The Christmas Eve 1995 fire at the Philadelphia Zoo’s primate house deeply affected me as a child.

😂

Proof of life

I like coming home from work in the dark, it’s nature’s way of saying It’s only 5:45 but you can get into your jammies

What’s surprising is that I think these peanut M&Ms really are gonna save me

😂😂😂

I’ve seen enough nosebleeds on TV to know that all magic/supernatural powers live in the sinuses

Can I enjoy ARC Raiders if I don't enjoy random strangers shooting at me?

Ready for our meeting

Omgggggg 🤩 Someone check on @laloz.bsky.social

quote this post with your chest pics pls and thanku x

I've seen a lot of new technology emerge over my lifetime but the thing that really blows my mind is the self-checkouts at Uniqlo where you dump all your purchases into a magic bucket and it automatically totals up the price

Drop some ANIMATION

If God had really wanted to test Job He would’ve sent him a cat three hours before dinner time

What did the duck have for breakfast Quacker Oats

HAPPY 1 YEAR BLUESKYVERSARY TO MEE! When I started posting here I had no idea it would end up meaning so much to me — really, truly thankful to all of you for being such lovely people! Getting to know you, laugh with you, learn from you, and thirst 😂 with you has been a real treat 🥰❤️

Petition to eliminate Survivor challenges that require close-ups of their feet

Is it the haircut itself that restores gay powers, or is it the approval from other gays that comes from posting about it — the way a dying fairy can be resuscitated by the clapping of faithful children?

Last night in Iowa

Me (in New England): “Is there a Dunkin nearby?” Maps:

Blue sky in Ptown

“This is the Wellbutrin speaking but can you add me to the group chat?”

You can now read the first 2 chapters (82 pages) of Neon Pantheon for free at neonpantheoncomic.com #webcomic #comic #scifi #comicsky #romance

"An electric toothbrush is like an escalator, when it loses power it becomes stairs."

My excitement for this is dependent on whether they’re CGI or puppets.

DNF

This ad had me like 😳

I been on a photography rut, motivation been an all time low. My standard got higher this year and I just look at my photos and get disappointed. Finally got around to looking at my photos today and found this. It's not gonna get much attention but I like it. 🪶

New tinted Liquid Glass option in 26.1 is bringing me back from the ledge

Maybe if we really concentrate tonight we can fall back all the way to like 2010

Solid advice spotted on the wall at the diner

i hate Gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Mon Mothma crashing out at her daughter’s wedding

She’s a Beanie Baby for Halloween and clearly thrilled about it

Outer Worlds 2 is a winner in the juicy booty category

Longest afternoon in human history

Spoiler alert, I’m going as a Beanie Baby for Halloween

I’m taking bets on how long I can make this fun-size bag of peanut M&Ms last

Happy Outer Worlds 2 release day to all Spacer’s Choicers who celebrate. I’m gonna try to recreate my OW1 boyfriend.

That moment you finish a chapter and have to reread it because your eyes were reading but your brain wasn’t.

A poor man’s Donna Tartt but I’ll take what I can get while Tartt’s cooking

She’s slurping away over there

Bluesky update:

Did the Bluesky app icon change color or have I amming a stroke

What did I just see 😵

Gonna watch Welcome to Derry and see if I can still handle the scares I loved when I was 12 and reading IT

Two more bricks for my to-read tower

I bought shoes off a drug dealer the other day. I don’t know what they were laced with but I was tripping all night! 🤣