Love this so much. 💜

And this is why it's the best live action Trek

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Birthday Bears 🧸🐻

Not quite the birthday gift I was hoping for tbqh

you know, the AI thing would be a lot more palatable if the people driving it used it to drive renewable energy development and address social issues instead of transparently fantasizing about the new feudalism in which they will be kings and the rest of us serfs.

It’s Friday, so I’m dropping the biggest, fattest D you’ve ever seen.

Time to announce that I've launched a baking YouTube channel, to share egg-free recipes that don't compromise on texture or taste! 😁 Don't worry- I won't turn this into an endless self-promotion space, but I do want to at least share my very first video. ☺️ youtu.be/x6vi5uIe0hQ?...

Goon a movie. Goon Girl

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

For the first time ever, astronomers have unveiled the shape of a supernova explosion just a day after detection, as the blast was breaking through the star’s surface. Achieved by our VLT, this feat will help us understand how massive stars die: https://www.eso.org/public/news/eso2520/ 🔭 🧪 ☄️

playing competitive solitaire against myself rn

"And James Bond, who did NOT die"

Is this one of you. This is proper bsky posting on Reddit

hardest decision ive ever had to fucking make in this game dude. fuck. shit.

they elected and have been covering for THEE main epstein guy, like they were trying to decode pictures of pizza and meanwhile started worshipping the guy with an epstein punch card

The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)

🌐 THE WEB WE’VE BUILT is a cinematic journey through our shared digital history & preserved pages in the Wayback Machine. archive.org/details/the-... Learn more ⤵️ blog.archive.org/2025/11/11/l... #Wayback1T

great job @schumer.senate.gov @mcsweeneys.net and i know it’s the thought that counts www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wev...

Prints of this cutie are available now on my Etsy shop! Etsy.com/shop/fugitiverabbit

This is the future leftists want

Message to our friends from our hoomom. If able plz consider donating to a group that provides food for the beloved pets of people struggling right now. Our mum grew up very poor & remembers how hard it was to feed the family & their pet. Share some kindness. Love you all 🩷

This is a succinct and kind way to put it (I’ve been doing my best to be positive and excited with everyone all day because we need any tiny bit of joy we can get, but we also can’t let our guard down 😅)

Monday mayhem! We've never seen a scallop crash into an anemone riding a snail through a seafloor field of brittle stars either — but hey, you explore to see something new, right?! ROV footage from #Ecosde2Cañones expedition along the Patagonian shelf break.

Midnight on the Firing Line... Digging into an old Win 3.1 Babylon 5 Entertainment Pack of sounds, wallpapers, and video clips. It's an immensely special show to me, the first sci-fi series I followed religiously. Even more so now since mine and Kit's first walkthrough together years ago.

I'm so tired of this dumb old bitch. "You can only buy store-brand pasta now, health insurance has been made illegal, and uh it's Anti Communism Week. Oh did we mention no more weed?" terrific thanks great work everyone I hate it here so much

BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!

Um... who wants to join me 👀 (I can get up to two tickets total 😅)

The View is once again really pleasantly surprising us today (they are fired up about last night’s decision and allllll the other current events/BS right now.)

I'm gonna say this as gently as possible. Would you ask people the age of Chuck Schumer or Nancy Pelosi to plan a party for you, then run to the grocery store for you and pick up a few mixers and a case of beer? Probably not, because they're very old. Anyway, they're in charge of defeating fascism.

and they took the weed drinks

In order to primary them all, we need people willing to run against them: runforsomething.net

calling the reps again like

Mentally, I’m here.

Took Bandit on such a nice little walk early this morning. It was so peaceful out that we wandered pretty far for about an hour 😅 10/10 would do again!

"people in cities hate farms and the rural way of life" wrong. People in cities hate leaf blowers

Birthday Boys 🥰

Shepard: "The Reapers are real -" The Council:

Not now, carnivorous death ball

It’s officially @jimscott.bsky.social ‘s birthday 😎 (he’s asleep so I left him some obnoxious things to wake up to.) I mean, it’s one banana, Michael… how old can it get? Also, watch out Provincetown… we’re here 😌

The New York Times opinion page isn't holding anything back now smh.

Me (in New England): “Is there a Dunkin nearby?” Maps:

lol

The whole of the internet is now run on the things that would have not made it past your email junk filter 20 years ago.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Hey, if you have some time, I have a new satirical podcast where I play a fictional super powered person and I interview supervillains This episode features someone playing a stereotypical gay podcast host and I think has some gems, especially around the half way mark to end