What a joke.

This continues to be true.

This Phillies-Nationals series has been some of the wildest baseball I’ve seen recently.

Bold of me to run an errand in Center City while literally everyone is trying to get to the Sports Complex

Quick currency re-up (VAY-MIV-VAY). Landings were smooth but annoyingly long with respect to my aiming point. A good night to fly.

The pedestrian had to jump out of the way and yelled at the driver, and the driver decided to stop in the middle of traffic and roll down her windows to yell at the poor young woman, so I let her have it 🤷 we really need to bring back shame. She was 200% in the wrong and still wanted to yap.

Very proud of @seemtoggle.bsky.social for screaming back at an asshole Jeep driver for almost murdering a pedestrian.

Villanova alums, be a Pope Leo or a Jalen Brunson, not a Nalin Haley

Happy Father’s Day to this gentleman 🫶 (@jimscott.bsky.social)

The American Memory is wiped each time the price of gas changes

Less crazy than I thought it’d be, honestly. Seems like a good crowd though

Fascists are not welcome at this party. Get lost

It’s PowerPoint Slide Rearrangement To Look Like Brand New Information Friday 🙃

3 seconds of googling tells me this is the New York gay men’s chorus at a get out the vote event but wouldn’t want that to get in the way of being a complete asshole towards anyone trying to actually do anything constructive

Heading to the Phillies pride night game. Say hi if you’re going tooooo

pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane

Excited for LongRange Capital Partners to explore new synergies in the Pasteurized Processed Circular Dinner Space

REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives,

Forgot to post this the other day, but it was so nice seeing @noflexalllex.bsky.social and to explore some of the city and US history together! Always love being a tourist in your own home. Makes for a fun day!

Had 3 hours of slep but successfully survived 2 busy days and made it for a third busy day in Ocean City, MD (haven’t been since I was like 10) Air Show day!

BREAKING NEWS: JOURNALIST FOUND SOMETHING OUT LAST YEAR, IS JUST NOW TELLING US. SOURCES REPORTING IT COINCIDENTALY COINCIDES WITH BOOK RELEASE

Attended a very heteronormative wedding yesterday, but we had fun (I forgot Jim’s family knows how to party, thankfully 😂) But such a hot day for an outdoor formal attire ceremony + subsequent hours of dance floor activities 🥵🫠 Got a cute watercolor painting out of it at least! FACELESS. 😶

It's time to break the marble It's time to cut the lights Damnatio Memoriae From the theater wall tonight!

“I’d like my job if it wasn’t for that ONE GUY” has never rang true more than it has this week.

Has anyone checked the prediction markets because everything is a grift?

“I’m pulling this up on my phone, because I’m in 3 calls” MAYBE WE NEED TO HIRE SOMEONE ELSE TO RELIEVE YOUR WORKLOAD SO WE CAN HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, OR YOU NEED TO FIND A WAY TO BETTER MANAGE YOUR CALENDAR

aspiring chicago style deep dish pizza chefs:

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

This has nothing to do with stopping crime. It is to do with a global far-right movement, coordinated on X, organised by some of the most powerful men in the world from Silicon Valley to the White House inews.co.uk/opinion/fara...

“Twitter gets me my sports news 2 seconds faster than any other app, I can’t leave”

prediction markets doing press and paying people to make society trust they’re accurate, then giving someone the trump admin has hailed as a “journalist” a paid sponsorship post to cast doubt on elections is horrifying. prediction markets need to be made illegal immediately

Local news station trolls its audience hilariously

Happy Pride.

What an embarrassment

Big fan of cars not understanding that if I’m in the middle of the crosswalk that is not the time to accelerate towards me with reckless abandon

This is good.

The heckler's veto as US government policy.

another day, another insane arrogation of authority

In the world of Mathnet, ACAB stands for "all calculators are bastards"

Taking a moment this pride month to enjoy being gay married to @jimscott.bsky.social 🏳️‍🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤🌈

This pride month I'm gonna bang the fucking sign over and over again. Blaming homophobia on closeted queer folks *absolves the cishet community of the violence they have done against us*. It is blaming the queer community for our own subjugation. Don't fucking do that. Call it out for what it is.

I would believe that Bari wants to hire Rogan at CBS, but what on earth can they offer him? He makes twice as much money as the biggest hosts in cable just by repeatedly saying “that’s crazy” to guys who tell him that ancient aliens taught the Inca the art of weightlifting

Shower thought: city flag emojis

Definitely wondering if working remotely has kept me from being fired, given how some meetings have gone lately

Does one need a lesson for that?

Bill Pulte is the personification of the very worst aspects of John Roberts' immunity decision: 1) Under Article II, Donald Trump can appoint an "acting," unqualified crony to hold the nation's secrets, and there's next to nothing Congress or the courts can do about it.

Finally!

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Can’t tell the difference between “scared” and “wildly misallocated in our economy,” apparently. They’re right, I’m not sad.