My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

Just got notification #6 🙃

Purposefully vagueposting, but - what a silly day.

They made an OTB for The News

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The problem with this “sacrifice for our freedom” language is that the Trump administration cannot articulate a single half-plausible reason it did this, didn’t bother to explain to the public it was starting a war in the first place, and has changed its explanation for why three times in a week.

AOPA posted a story about this to their Instagram and the Pro-Lead Contingent has some Serious Opinions about it

“Observations about the world are not solicitations for advice” is probably my biggest issue with social media, honestly

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

The MacBook Neo being basically an iPhone 16 Pro in laptop form makes me wonder when we’re finally going to get the iPhone That Turns Into A Mac When You Plug It Into A Big Display (This will probably never happen but I keep thinking of that Ubuntu demo from the early 2000s)

I’m actually not sure we can come back from “prediction markets for war crimes”, as a society. I think this might be it for us.

They went to war with Iran (which nobody in America was asking for) so they could conjure an excuse to allow ICE to keep murdering Americans and teargassing schools here at home with impunity (which nobody in America was asking for).

This is like the knowledge check on annual security training

Had a bit of fun today. (Thanks to @righteous-babe-smg.bsky.social for tagging along, and apologies to @seemtoggle.bsky.social for being stuck on the ground due to a lack of extra headsets!)

Okay so uh. That blew up! Thank you all so much. 🫶 I wanted to also update folks here on something else huge that just happened… @jimscott.bsky.social and I got to officially tie the knot finally, on our 10th anniversary. Plans got absolutely demolished, but our backup plan was amazing too! 🥰🌊🫶

The very best news. ❤️

I know I'm late to this realization, but the Medal of Freedom, the Purple Heart, the Legion of Merit, the Medals of Honor, and also the very presence of the men's hockey team is all...*all...about Trump basking in their reflected glory.

SOTU taking on some ominous lynch mob vibes as the almost entirely white and overwhelmingly male Republicans in the chamber stand and jeer at their Democratic colleagues while their angry, screaming leader eggs them on.

I did not realize the Dow goes up on a schedule I might have to change my investment strategy

The State of the Union is a combination sports / awards show now, I guess

I love the modern economy 😒

"President Trump wants to attack Iran but the USS Gerald Ford's toilets are clogged with shit" is the sentence I blurt out as soon as I travel back in time to the 1990s. I am immediately and, quite understandably, tased.

As someone who has spent like 2/3 of my career in robotics, I dream of a world where we automate all the terrible, dangerous jobs, pay people more, and give everyone more leisure time.

Idea: you pay a company some amount of money (let’s say $10) to nuke any instance of an ad from being served at you ever again on any platform Looking scornfully at you, FanDuel Casino

These. People. Vote.

On today’s episode of something we don’t need that no one asked for and we just want universal healthcare:

this is very well done

It is absolutely a choice.

Also, here’s a photo of people dying to defend a “multicultural economic zone”

A set of generational technological advances that could save tens of millions of lives are being stolen from you

god damn

Piper checkout ✅ Maneuvers (slow flight, stalls, steep turns) were pretty good. Landings were hilarious but passable. Good to get this in as the spring approaches.

Tell me again that you don’t understand the econ…oh never mind

these people are really laser-focused on ruining the entire planet in every way as comprehensively as possible

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

[most viscerally unhealthy-seeming person you've ever met] i'm going to lead a mass movement of health

CNBC (Curling News and Business Channel)

It literally had a heterosexual wedding, dude

This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"

Remember Garfield Minus Garfield? I feel like this version of Christianity is Bible Minus Jesus

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

casual reminder, i also forgot-- but this was only October 2025. Things to consider before you hand over some ID verification 😜

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what