Fred Meyers website lied to me and they didn't have any All Dressed chips. I need an emotional support Canadian to supply me with their favorite brand.

I love being alive because you get to be bathed in dread every hour of the day once it soaks into your nightmares 🙂

Happy Silly Chihuahua Saturday from this little lickstorm

Was this supposed to be a regular salad? Yes. Did the kale go black in my fridge? Also yes. Did I say fuck it and make it a pasta salad instead? Of course cuz I'm not gonna go to the store like a fucking adult.

So Baldr normally loves to chase squirrels in the backyard. Today there was a particularly large one out there, and as I opened the door he did the alrt look out, then looked up at me like "Dad... Dad he's bigger than the others..." and wouldn't go out til the squirrel left.

Save me, lunchtime shower. Lunchtime shower, save me please.

RIP to the queen of weird.

A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56

I have the mightiest fucking craving for Screen Door this weekend. Anyone wanna go get some waffles with me?

"What did you and your 3 siblings call yourselves when your parents died?" "Oh, right. Yeah. We were Fourphans."

Me: *sits at a computer desk for both work and entertainment* My Pixel Watch's Step Reminders:

It's always a challenge to photograph these tall & lean canvasses. So today you have to deal with me holding it... 'Judgment & Oblivion'

Monthly reminder that AI does not make art, and therefore you cannot call yourself an AI artist. You're a slop server.

My sealed Lorwyn pulls weren't so bad! Got the Hexing Squelcher for Veyran (which may just become a Vivi deck) and some other fun little cards.

Incredibly disappointing to see Aranofsky attempt this kind of sloppy mess, AND you already know that I strongly feel GenAI has no place in creative works, BUT SETTING ALL OF THAT ASIDE… holy shit this looks like ass this is absolute cheeks even if I liked GenAI, this would be dog balls

Aging myself 117 years while I google "What is Upscrolled"

This Threshold Day if Wizards of the Coast wants to do the dumbest but funniest thing right now... Show us a Lizard card from the Star Trek set. Do it, cowards!

And because I'm finally over this hellish cold that was basically filling my brain with mucus... Noods.

Not enough time between walkies and crackin' packs to make enchiladas for dinner like I had planned. So it's noods time!

I need this so hard. He's so cute, and a good little skeleboy.

Apollo be like:

Today's earworm has such old Tool energy and it's been stuck in my head since I heard it like a month ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLP8...

2026 Goals: Less Quote Posts, More Replies. Don't be afraid to show my whole ass (metaphorically) to people individually.

Mmm, Februsquary...

I overlay my post onto this one so I keep my creature stats but gain this post's video ability. Or something. Right? Man mutate was weird.

I made tater tots and covered em in soyrizo, melted cheese, and hot sauce. It wasn't quite what I wanted, but it was good enough.

Who I am online, and who I am in person.

I'm being SO strong and brave at work but all I really want are carne asada fries and a nap.

Friendly reminder that Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO has the same BPM as the intro theme to Evangelion

After the Boston Massacre, the soldiers responsible were arrested and received fair trials. King George recalled the regiment to England, and then American leaders were like “good, that was enough, we’ll remain your loyal subjects forever…” wait, that’s not right…

Teenagers *are* known for ravenous appetites but surely there are other ways.

Idk I kinda think we should bring beliefs like this back. Tell them we gotta fix global warming asap or the Leviathan will escape. We gotta sacrifice another billionaire to the ocean or the harvest will be bad and food will get more expensive

I'll keep posting these because it's true. And the goblin speaks to me on a personal level.

American Media: "People are 'torn' about the coat's look." Der Spiegel: "Hey the Nazis are dressing Nazi-ish again."

Staying warm

So... How about them Seahawks? This city is gonna be insufferable for the next week or so.

Tim Doyle a famous Marvel artist is making some of the most Metal Anti-ICE art right now! Ghost Rider, Wolverine and the Punisher taking ICE out!

Digging through the LoadingReadyRun back catalog since I just use YouTube as my version of TV these days. It has such fun gems as: Ben: "Is that just yogurt, like in the can?" Kathleen: "A pot of yogurt." Ben: "Oh... I guess it's not a can..." And then Wheeler just makes as many puns as possible.

faggots against fascism.

Comics retailing legend Greg Ketter standing up to ICE in Minneapolis. Yes, that's tear gas. He's 70 years old.

Every time I take the first bite of a canned soup, I am reminded that they're seasoned for people who think mayonnaise is a spice.

We will use literally anything except the metric system.

...he knew what was going to happen here, right? He had to know.

Transphobia is a cancer of the heart and mind. It is a useless fear, based on ignorance and cruelty. Trans people are not responsible for a single one of the problems we face. Do the world a favor and grow the fuck up.