Hey, unrelated to most things. But who wants to come over for a TimTam Slam?

✨Manifesting✨

Do y'all think Kang has ever employed minions in any timeline?

Okay. Second round attempt. 1250mL water, 157g coffee, and a nut milk bag instead of the inbuilt pitcher's filter. C'mon, cold brew!

Post yourself in your twink era Okay, fine. There was a time I decided shaving my belly was a good idea. It was not. Also them fuckin oversaturated filters...

The prophetic wisdom of Drop Dead Gorgeous

relevant ProZD youtu.be/lxrCyqXzHI8

Hell yea. Octopus covering up an octopus — design. Imma be so good at cover-ups and blast overs when I’m done with my learners legs.

Finally! Men can eat again!

Trump: It's not working! Why don't they love the fair? How do I make the crowds cheer? Oracle of DC: If you test your strength against the heat with a very long speech, the nation will celebrate harder than they ever have. They will party in the streets. No one will ever forget the night.

Y'all wanna watch the grossest episode I've ever seen, yet could not stop laughing through the entire time? Yeah... yeah you do. The bits, the stickiness, the supple and handsome waitstaff. This one has it all.

Standup by Sooz Kempner

Terrible work day means pizza instead of cooking tonight.

PLUMB THE FORBIDDEN New ART, wanted to make something with a mystical archives vibe. (Thanks @netizenses.bsky.social for getting me to up my sleeve game!)

Thank you, JIRA. I needed those 4 marketing emails all within the last half hour. I really appreciate it.

Companies when Pride Month ends

Curd Sampler is somewhere between a dream job title and an old euphemism for queer people. "Is she, you know, a curd sampler?"

it’s my birthday

Crapshots are back! Get your favourite drink, maybe a bowl of chips or possibly an entire ice cream cake, kick back, and enjoy the best 79 seconds of your day.

In awe of this attempted spelling of “aficionado”

Baldr every fuckin night at 21:30.

My favorite part of Magic the Gathering is that every card I play is incredibly fair and balanced, and every card you win with is bullshit and should be on the ban list.

I wanna shout out Github for continuing to reinforce why UX design is a needed field.

Should you really be eating Cheetos while playing Magic: The Gathering? From Shuffle Up & PLay 105! Featuring Slimecicle, MoistCr1TiKaL, and @amytheamazonian.bsky.social . Watch the full gameplay here: youtu.be/ZgGkhfPilLU #magicthegathering

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Putting some of my favorite D on y'all's timelines this morning.

I've seen bigger crowds waiting to get on Trimet.

Whenever I grow weary of painting the living, I paint the dead... 'Scythe of the Styx' He's acrylic on a cradled wood panel. The original and prints are available.

I am drinking a $15 beer I bought in a tent labeled with an ai pizza emoji. It is 103 degrees. The only shade is near the cardboard arch the president built, but it's full of soldiers resting after algae patrols. It is starting to rain. "I owned the libs," I think to myself. "They're so mad."

LOUDER FOR PEOPLE AT THE BACK

I call this the Jason X rule, by the way, due to this post:

RIP to a legend ▫️Survived the atomic bombing of Nagasaki ▫️Pioneered drag culture in Japan and was one of the first openly gay celebrities there ▫️Had a relationship with Yukio Mishima and became his muse ▫️Delighted Hayao Miyazaki in the recording booth for Princess Mononoke #voiceacting

It's official. My most liked picture overall is my dog being regal af.

Finally started the Adventures of Elliot prologue demo and... It's cute. It's so cute. I love that they just let it be super tropey and fun. I'm gonna have a lot of fun with this one.

Places I want to live, part 1,000... 'Covenant of Corruption'

Breakfast burrito and cold brew. I could get used to starting weekends like this... (I say knowing this is the only time I'll put effort in).

HAPPY FRIDAY TO EVERYONE WHO HATES SLOP

He's had his meds. He's been outside. He doesn't want pets or cuddles. He just wants to stare.

That's his Swim Suit.

Ice coffee Saturday

Another devastating loss at Magic night, but now I get to hang out in my jock on the couch so like... Balance.

Today's earworm: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYa4... Y'all like dancy horror-punk? Cuz this is fun as hell.

Singing Brotbackautomat with the same cadence as Tom Cardy's human centipede song.

I need someone to get a creepshot of me playing Magic or something. But also I look like a dumbass half the time looking at my cards and seeing zero lines so...

Hey artists!! Post some art you made from before Bluesky! Can do.

a reminder that this video exists and the song is incredible

I can't post my newest work here. It's NSFW. So... You get the end of the world... 'Penultimate'

Do y'all think my queerness would transcend a "white guy in his car" profile pic, or would my ShadyRays slowly morph into Oakleys and take over?