I am cringe, and I am free.

A pokemon you'd have based on how you look

Get ready for a Game Stranger!

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Not beating the "Autistic kid with spending money" allegations, eh @itsyaboijordaan.bsky.social? But new lights in the office so I don't have to use the harsh overhead!

Locked in as soon as Kathleen says "Oh no, they don't make those about lesbians." and then immediately healed by "Damn, Adam. Get it."

I just looked outside, and... Maybe I won't be walkin the dog later.

I think Vans is calling us all old af, but also like... I would wear these. www.vans.com/en-us/p/skat...

Shocking nobody, I *love* this Magic x Jim Henson collaboration. Amazed to learn that literal Brian Henson directed it! Possibly even more than the actual short, I adore that artists who worked on it are gushing in the comments about their excitement at working on it 😄 youtu.be/mCQ5EF69rSQ

Oh, and I guess I should put these new lights to use. Happy Tummy Tuesday, internet thirsters.

New wall lights for the living room!! I'll hide the cords later...

Hey Brent, how's your mental health this year?

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

Um, Actually... @goberthicks.bsky.social and I are in this season!

From an accessibility standpoint, I can understand where this is coming from. In my mind, though, wouldn't it make more sense to encourage studios to include Accessibility Options into their games in the first place?

Ok people, what are 4 albums you like to really lock in and listen to, front to back? My tastes may be described as... "Elevated High School Emo"?

New Sleep Paralysis Demons unlocked!

Y'all know what time it is...

MicroSlop keeps pushing out the dumbest fucking decisions you've ever seen. "Should we rebrand our decades long, Enterprise defining product to our shitty digital helper that everyone already hates and turns off?" "Brilliant, Jenkins!"

I suggest we all retire to our private country estates and have our staff tend to our meditation gardens. Only then can we truly be prepared for the future. ...fuckin ugh.

Two chess masters facing off and falling in love in Seated Rivalry.

Slightly delayed, but the gay powers have been restored.

We're not having a mid-life crisis, we're having a mid-crisis life

Just a constant state tbh.

Aww yeah. Who wants to go dumping? ...wait...

i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI

Ignoring the horrors of the world by taking cute pupper photos.

This is correct. Romaine is better for salads if you're ONLY going with one kind. Butter is better for burgers. There is nothing iceberg excels at, imo.

Won some of the new glam items from Treasure Maps tonight, so of course I had to make a glam for em!

Goals for 2026: - Less shame - Less guilt - Less regret - Less regular colored hair - Read a goddamned book

My brain: "Post something sexual!" Also my brain: "Fucking ruin it as quickly as possible."

Twenty dicks in '26! Sign up sheet will be on the Attached Google form! Please have your registration fees ready, and double check the total as our Fee Schedules have changed.

Suspenseful music building tension for the scene be like:

I had some drinks, played some games, was in bed early, and acted as a Thunderjacket for this little guy. Fuck off, 2025. Here's to a better year.

Idea from @jon.craves.coffee. Grab a D20. How you roll is how 2026 is gonna go. I... Am okay with this, surprisingly. Using my Damage Dice from @diceenvy.bsky.social

Normal People: I wish my husband was alive this holiday will be so hard 😢 Erika Kirk:

Is Waifu Julie the next OF Jax? We need an investigative reporter here ASAP.

For Christmas, a certain someone gifted me some of the best art for my office I could have asked for. They're amazing and I'm going to cherish these for years to come. I hope the frames I chose make them shine. Thank you, @ctdrew.bsky.social. I truly love them. 🥰💚💜

Jack in the Box gave me regular fries instead of curly fries. This is my 13th reason.

A twink is a skinny, hairless body. A twunk is what's on the back of my caw where I put my gwocewies.

Let's slay our Gods. They're more trouble than they're worth.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

...I'm never gonna beat the furry allegations, but this is cute as fuck and I may just buy myself a new hat.

I just learned that Hopworks Brewery doesn't do their black bean and pepper burger anymore, and I am so incredibly sad. Truly a loss for humanity. :(

every time i open instagram

phaser burn treatment perineum

This is not an incorrect assessment of the situation.

You all should watch One Piece, it has only one season! 😌