They saw you from across the bar, and the vibes are HORRIBLE.

When the ancient Romans believed that Britain was a strange and terrifying land full of ungodly barbarian magics, this is what they were thinking of

Portland bar and club managers talk about "It" happening like medieval Europeans talked about Prester John. Times are bleak now, lads, but one elderly man's failing organs are all that stand between us and 150 million Americans launching a drinking binge.

"And, uh... very nice."

Just chilling with a new friend... 'Aries Kitten'

FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO VAGINA BONES

DAMN, CHELSEA! I've also learned that Tony Hinchcliffe cannot take a joke. That tracks.

final fantasy xiv: evercold

couldn't really tell you why seeing that made me want to draw this. Don't rightly know, myself

"Techno-cynics are all just wounded techno-optimists." Bars. True.

QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.

Are we fancy? We seem fancy. @phlorb.bsky.social

Most of us wouldn’t be here without sex and it’s an important part of many people’s lives. It can be fun, holy, intimate, profane, trivial, or traumatic. It has as much a right to be in our art as any other human experience, even if you suspect someone is cranking hog to it. Yes even porn. Grow up.

Heeey Brother! -2026 Another armour study

Sen's Happy Fun Castle 🙂

This was so fucking funny. Ben's 👉👈 cracked me up too hard. If you like Magic, like Monikers, or both, then WATCH.

This place sells honey "straight from the beekeeper" but I'd rather have the kind that comes from bees

this is what all AI sounds like to me

How your email finds me:

Slightly increase a band Our Chemical Romance

Never dim your light just to make others comfortable. Being trans and unapologetically you is powerful🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Shine as brightly as you were meant to 🌈

This place is like if you explained Disneys Haunted Mansion to a Queer AF alien, and you both were on shrooms the entire time. I love it.

We have entered a Sad Valley... But they have food and cocktails so *shrug*

Good thread. Good good thread.

This man, y'all. 😍🥰🤤 @phlorb.bsky.social

This shouldn't make me so emotional.

JK Rowling is now represented by a trans person in the Scottish parliament. Absolutely incredible.

Back in Portland with @cantaffordbrent.bsky.social ^_^

We played a relay of party games during Camp Cardboard and it might have been the most fun we had all week 😅 Here’s the first one! Find the rest on everyone else’s channels! Camp Cardboard Plays MTG Monikers youtu.be/ybAViblSOE0

I need everyone to be super normal about something real fast.

Barista made reference to “it’s like when you hop in a mosh pit” and I said, “It shouldn’t shock you from looking at me to hear that I’ve never been in a mosh pit.” He paused for a sec, looked me over, and said, “Well it’s the same at Ska shows” and that’s the most devastating read I’ve ever had.

Happy Friday from that special hell of trying to remove myself from an email thread multiple times, just to be added right back in when someone hits Reply All on an old message.

WotC will not do the right thing without YOUR pressure. Stay informed, stay supportive, & sign the union's open letter. actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcl...

Taking off soon!!! 🚀🐦🌳 youtu.be/5GshhdAvQ8s

I think he enjoys when I mow the backyard.

He will never know how hard I work to make sure he has treats.

This is just amazing. 🤩

My favourite comment so far on this video (the second from last one)

Everyone talking about the goon sign at the con but I would like to submit butthole sink for consideration

It's only 18:04, why am I sleepy?

Can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard

*approaches microphone in an empty theater* <taptap> <feedback noise> ...Dad Fox Hot.

oh I know he mad it was a brown spider

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

The Dark Lord prefers his beef char-broiled and his lettuce fucking WILTED.

me sitting in my office: the dog in the upstairs unit:

Congrats to my Home Warranty company for making the most confusing, convoluted bullshit renewal that it took 2 calls to fix. And shout out to the other company who would not give me their pricing until he did the ENTIRE fucking spiel, even when I told him all I wanted was a base cost.