I'm hard at work on another fantasy piece, but in the meantime I've put this work back up on my shop. Enjoy! "The Guardian of Fimbulwinter" artificerind.threadless.com/designs/the-...

Get ready for some JibJab ass chain emails from your Aunt Beth.

"We'll build out strong, robust security safeguards!" "But what if the user prompts them to ignore the safeguards?" "What? They wouldn't do that! That's illegal!" And then they shipped it.

that's so weird like there wasn't a big interest in an inconvenience store

Sometimes I don't just make slop! Sometimes it's slop, but wrapped.

The time change has truly ruined his routine now that he's on a twice daily pill. He begs for his cheese or hot dogs an hour early, and when I don't relent he goes and pouts for a little bit.

As soon as I get the Avatar out of this iceberg he will surely save our village from the Fire Nation!

I was not made for the clicky-clackies for maximizing shareholder profit and long term financial gains. I was made for the clicky-clackies for fantastical worlds and stories of adventure...

They activate a new Bond while bits of the old ball rain down from the explosion. Call the movie Guyfall.

Cast Descent into Avernus and put the entire game on a timer!

So I powered up an old phone to look for some pictures of pups I used to watch in Reno and... Goddamn, I was thin in 2016. T_T

I’m not taking any politician seriously unless they have energy that comes somewhere close to this…

It's a sad fuckin state of affairs when I'm pleasantly surprised that SCOTUS didn't randomly take away another one of our rights.

Hi, it me, I'm girlfriend.

reposting here bc it’s only on the other site but… 5 years ago, I worked at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

We all thought it was a Subweapon, but in actuality it was Acquiznos.

Accessibility nightmare tbh

Holy fuck this entire thread.

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Crazy how it's "less significant than [we] think" now when they've spent the last 4 months doomposting and shitting themselves about it.

So I decided to try out some of my other guys and make some new builds in Guild Wars to try out every new elite spec I missed, but that means playing the fashion game again because of course it does. So I had to make my Necro super hot too. Am I just making a bunch of hot men? ...yes.

What a good fucking day. Jonathan Bailey is sexiest man alive, Dick Cheney is fucking dead, and now this:

This is so fucking neat. 😍

Best thing you can do for hearty, cheap, easy meals is learn to make a good stew. There are a billion recipes, but the basic structure is: 1) Brown some meat at high heat in a big pot w/ a little oil 2) Pull out the meat to rest (and save the juices) and turn the heat to medium-low...

Who has two thumbs and was in a hit and run tonight? 👍👍 I'm okay, my cars okay outside of a pencil sized hole in the rear bumper, but FUCK am I so goddamned annoyed.

I'm supposed to go play Magic with friends, so obviously I'm rotting on the couch for as long as possible before I go.

Damn, Dutch Bros. Let a guy mourn the end of Halloween for a little bit longer!

Okay but like... He's not wrong? In a way? Like letting some things slide is one thing but rule of cooling over and over leads to characters feeling lost and the established roles falling. Why play a face character if you'll just rule of cool some scenes? Why skillmonkey if you can just bypass it?

This is fucking incredible!

Happy final day of Jocktober, everyone!

It's the weekend, baby

The woman’s grave was said and done, and yet she lived! The darkness comes🦇❤️ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Counting down to Halloween with some of SPG’s spookiest tracks, next with our favorite vampire queen! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Song Two: The Ballad of Delilah Morreo (Album: ‘Quintessential’) Full song: youtu.be/ZLwtK6R0n0U?...

When you're filming somethin spicy at 7 but have a Halloween Party at 8.

From the planet Eox, from Urgathoa, from the Whispering Tyrant himself, Happy Halloween to all!

Just glanced at this and thought the Steam Powered Giraffe folks were soft launching a new member. 😆

Look... look... look.... I don't have a follow up or an argument. 😅

Me: "I should go out tonight. Maybe I'll dress up a little for Gay Christmas..." *sees everyone in amazing, revealing costumes and how good they look* "I must hide my body from everyone's sight..."

Oh!

I like the small show of teeth. Now keep going.

AI upscaling? Big deal, I've been watching my scale go up for years! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.

Comics for the people.

Me, at my funeral, still making terrible puns and portmanteaus.

Walkies!

Me, through plastic fangs while trying not to slobber:

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

@otternaught.bsky.social coded mycelial propaganda.

Don't TEASE me like this, internet meme!

I don't want to go back to work. I want to stay in the warmth of the shower forever. Stupid capitalism.