Won some of the new glam items from Treasure Maps tonight, so of course I had to make a glam for em!

Goals for 2026: - Less shame - Less guilt - Less regret - Less regular colored hair - Read a goddamned book

My brain: "Post something sexual!" Also my brain: "Fucking ruin it as quickly as possible."

Twenty dicks in '26! Sign up sheet will be on the Attached Google form! Please have your registration fees ready, and double check the total as our Fee Schedules have changed.

Suspenseful music building tension for the scene be like:

I had some drinks, played some games, was in bed early, and acted as a Thunderjacket for this little guy. Fuck off, 2025. Here's to a better year.

Idea from @jon.craves.coffee. Grab a D20. How you roll is how 2026 is gonna go. I... Am okay with this, surprisingly. Using my Damage Dice from @diceenvy.bsky.social

Normal People: I wish my husband was alive this holiday will be so hard 😢 Erika Kirk:

Is Waifu Julie the next OF Jax? We need an investigative reporter here ASAP.

For Christmas, a certain someone gifted me some of the best art for my office I could have asked for. They're amazing and I'm going to cherish these for years to come. I hope the frames I chose make them shine. Thank you, @ctdrew.bsky.social. I truly love them. 🥰💚💜

Jack in the Box gave me regular fries instead of curly fries. This is my 13th reason.

A twink is a skinny, hairless body. A twunk is what's on the back of my caw where I put my gwocewies.

Let's slay our Gods. They're more trouble than they're worth.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

...I'm never gonna beat the furry allegations, but this is cute as fuck and I may just buy myself a new hat.

I just learned that Hopworks Brewery doesn't do their black bean and pepper burger anymore, and I am so incredibly sad. Truly a loss for humanity. :(

every time i open instagram

phaser burn treatment perineum

This is not an incorrect assessment of the situation.

You all should watch One Piece, it has only one season! 😌

Things you can say in Warframe AND to the hot couple you've been lusting after.

Time for my monthly repost of this image.

Fuck it. I'll start tonight even though I don't think anyone wants to see it.

I'm a couple drinks in and I just wanna say... Some of y'all could be sluttier. Just saying.

Things you can say that will make you sound insane to anyone else, but make total sense in context:

It's way too early for me to be laughing this hard. 🤣

Is this cheating? Yes. Am I posting it anyway? Also yes! music.youtube.com/watch?v=3kMb...

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

This post was brought to you by me giving a buddy a full play by play of the shit I'm doing in Warframe that he did when the content released... Almost a decade ago.

My toxic trait is, when playing a game someone else I know plays, expecting them to want to talk about said game at all times. I am not sorry. It will happen. It is inevitable, like the heat death of the universe.

The onryō’s revenge was the loved ones and snacks we celebrated with along the way. ♥️

Ey baby, come over here and lemme show you my whole spectrussy*. *Watch me paint Warhammer minis.

Eat of this biscuit, for it is my flesh Drink of the frosting, for it is my blood

For all my Metroid nerd friends:

The 2025 art vs artist thing because why the hell not

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

How do I ask the C-Suite about missing Christmas bonuses this year without sounding unprofessional or ungrateful... 😅

As Christmas came to a close, I couldn't help but wonder if three men would ever travel to my bed to bring me presents while I laid...

RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!” “A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”

It's a circular food court named Deep Space Dine.

Tradition has been kept once more. It may not be much, but it's mine. Happy Christmas, everyone.

Happy Christm-ASS, I'm back on my bullshit for another day.

Great, just more unattainable beauty standards for women... (jk this is cool as fuck)

Voice reveal but it's everyone else's voices overlapping a thousand thousand times. A legion of Bloomfies repeating ad infinitum.

Kabona carry

Fox friends- 2025 Stay warm and safe, friends.

I haven't seen a single man post an open ass pic with the caption "Happy Hole-idays" and honestly that feels very homophobic. Step. It. Up.

Happy Christmas Eve, and I'm spending it the way Jesus intended his birthday celebration. With coffee, space ninjas, and pictures of dicks on the internet.

Merry season of Mari Lwyd, the singing horse spirit (and Christmas I guess)