I’m not even the strongest musical theater nerd I’m very casual but it would be so fun to attend a “theater adult” show in person it just seems like such good vibes And I love Gianmarco that little tall gay straight man

Some random lore about me that isn’t about me at the same time is when I was a kid there was a college couple that got in a drink fight in front of our house (in a random suburban neighborhood) and the boyfriend ended up going to his truck down the block and committed suicide

The way I need to one day book a 2 week trip to Chicago just to kiss all of the boys I have crushes on there (or more than kids)

Need 2 stay off social media tonight bc it’s just gonna make me depressed but I also don’t have plans to distract me (yet at least)

Also starting to get just enough gray hairs on the sides for it to be annoying I don’t care about the aging aspect I just wish it would commit to like a nice salt and pepper look or fuck off

Anyways if you don’t look too closely at the neckline it’s not too bad Feels so much better so it was worth it

It’s actually not that insane I’m just losing the mullet bc it was driving me crazy but I keep forgetting to schedule a haircut and I just couldn’t wait any longer

Ending the year with a mild manic decision 🤠

I dont have any cartoon hear me outs bc im not gonna try to convince you, either you understand that Nergal, Drew Pickles, and the Wolf from Puss in boots are hot or you don’t

I’m sure I’m forgetting many actual backhanded compliments in the moment bc I erase them and move on but I will always remember “you look like Shia lebeouf…. But like… before he got all dirty and crazy”

Final voice reveal of the year My *bedroom* voice

Does YouTube quietly punish anyone else for using a VPN by disabling Picture in Picture mode or am I being targeted My vpn doesn’t even prevent their stupid ads

There are two ways to interpret this

Hell yeah bring back pissing with the door open so I can watch (romantically)

Joyride is still a perfect 10/10 pop song imo Bring back the accordions we need more clown music

People are being annoying about Odessa suddenly having a lot of press and visibility as if she isn’t in one of the biggest/most heavily promoted movies of the year The girl has been working you just didn’t notice and that’s not her fault

From purely a cunty design perspective here are 4 great female “villains”

Porn sites stop opening sniffies in another tab without me noticing so that I don’t accidentally ignore potentially hot guys around me challenge I haven’t intentionally used it in months but that’s just gonna sound like a lame excuse

At this point I think my only New Year’s Eve plans are to watch The Substance alone Though it would be really fun to try edging a man and getting him to cum as close as possible to midnight

It already fucks me up to see extremely fit men post things about how “fluffy” or “fat” they are But then when people get in the comments to double down and call them fat, even if it’s obviously them poking fun of the fact that they are fishing for compliments, it just kinda fucks me up even more

My goal for 2026 is to post less and be more mysterious/leave leave some intrigue But it’s still 2025 so I might as well let you know I’ve been jacking it a lot this weekend for some reason

My very real and legitimate and ethically sourced profile picture

Showed my friends my new sweater and they just said “Star Trek”

Rowing always gets the blood flowing

Here is a drawing of my cock for FCF by the handsome and talented @tropkickthunder.bsky.social

Didn’t make any friend plans this holiday week bc it’s a shorter trip and I didn’t think I’d have time Ended up running into friends randomly at coffee shops on two separate occasions and chatted for several hours and it was sooo needed

My niece was soooo disappointed to hear that I had not watched Heated Rivalry yet lmao

A perfect Christmas Day album and replacement for morning mass tbh

A partially unwrapped gift

Mewwy awmost chwismas

Little girl you are going to regret those words in exactly one act

The common thread between my all time favorite games is that they are games that are so intrinsically about being “human” or the meaning of life that they could never be replicated by AI imo They are also about mortality and grief which once again AI can’t fully grasp

Aside from the AI discussion re Expedition 33 being largely misinformed and overblown I hate to even think that someone could think AI capable of the beauty that game achieve. That is one of the most deeply “human” pieces of work I’ve engaged with this year if not ever

Okay here is the real one where I LIE bc I ended up not using the LOONA world tour audio bc if you think what I used was loud already….

For my second wish Genie, I wish men’s balls made a jingle sound when you play with them and two sets of them slapping each other sound like a festive sleigh ride

The millennial pause is pausing

Okay FINE voice reveal

Now why have I not yet seen a parody of Cell block tango about ******* CEOs Luigi didn’t do it, but if he’d done it, how could you tell him that he was wrong

Love my fam but would much rather just skip the holidays and visit on a normal weekend

The new years before we get a dem or leftist in the White House is gonna hit so fucking hard If we ever get one of those again

I’m sorry I just do not have it in me to care about a milf hunting table tennis twink Bring back the bisexuals

Sorry for the nsfw repost bc I can’t control if there are labels or not but I’m usually eh on 3D animated porn but something about this pose and the rhythm is really hypnotizing and hot to me Also the gaze

15 min of rowing might be the perfect lunchtime exercise?? TBD if I keep it up but I am sweaty and a little short of breath but not dying and I feel like that’s perfect

Literally the remake trilogy deserves to exist for Tifa alone and I will not hear any dissent on this matter

You can’t make me choose between them sorry

Have not sucked enough dick this year and only 10 days to try to make it up 😔

Took the gayest pics I’ve ever taken while testing a lighting idea

Peekaboo

Tag urself I’m the dead lightbulb