God of WOKE am I right Gayyyyy

I pushed myself too hard on the hip adductor apparently bc it literally hurts to open my legs Thank god it’s not a time of year where I feel more inclined to open my legs more for men or anything that would be dreadful timing

I just woke up from an accidental nap and am so disoriented

Vote gay no matter they

I completely forgot about Wolverine by the end How come Jean has NO drip you’re out here being out styled by Wolverine

That cube better keep its mouth SHUT during environmental puzzles

Oh Deborah Ann Woll you are so loved

This is ginger southern trade erasure

Very funny to remember I bartended for several years considering when I do make myself a drink it most often is something like A glass of peach Snapple with a shot of bourbon (idc it slaps)

It should be so incredibly illegal (or if it is more heavily enforced) to have an AI doctor saying they recommend a product to their patients in an ad I’m sure they have always been paid actors but it feels even more gross now

I could never go on Ask Hank Anything I’d be asking questions like “Is Jonathan Groff evil by association because he’s best friends with Lea Michelle? Bc I have a crush on him 🥺”

I may have many many flaws but at least I’ll never be the kind of person who makes up AITA stories/posts

Game changer Rulette Jaboukie on Ziwe Maybe going to Backrooms I’m thriving tonight

If you aren’t playing Meg Stalter don’t invite me to no pool parties (I’m not being invited anyways might as well make demands)

Stop that train more like stop that trAIn smh

Happy The Vampire Lestat month faggots ♥️ I mean Pride

I can never tell from photos if a guy is tall or just has a long torso

Hevy would be great if I had a humiliation kink like yes sir please like my pathetic reps Especially when all your mutuals are strong big men

Biggest character glow up they said let the corporate middle aged man have some whimsy and also get rid of the weird hostage child side plot they never comes again anyways

On a more controversial note I’m even more excited for part 3 because the final act of OG FFVII was just… fine? It left me feeling empty Excited to see them flesh things out and give each character a resolution to their own arcs hopefully

Replaying FF7 rebirth after replaying the OG and I’m sorry you cannot possibly make me hate this game it really makes me so happy even with some of the annoying open world elements The characters are handled with so much love Also since I’m okaying on PC cloud is in a thong

Patenting a scale that doesn’t display visible numbers - instead you set a specific goal (lose weight, gain weight, stay the same) and depending on if your current weight is closer or farther away to your goal than the previous weight it makes a sound ranging from orgasmic moans to a scream of agony

Taking an Imodium 😈😈😈 Oh no I’m not bottoming I just don’t have anyone to watch my table if an emergency arises

One of my enemies (aka man I find hot but deeply annoying) didn’t love Obsession and is raving about Backrooms and now I’m worried I won’t like Backrooms lmao I’m still gonna see it but I have to prioritize Boosters first this weekend

The way I’m showing no skin at this fetish event I’m working tonight bc I’m not feeling very sexy lmao

Every time I listen to Crank I think of a song from the clunky but very vibey Castlevania: Lament of Innocence just bc of this one horn like sound that is used

I hope former bsky user Steph is thriving and eating good food

The myth of “trademarking” names Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?

Honestly I just really love angrily telling big brands I’m never gonna buy their products again when I’ve never spent a cent on them to begin with

Can I get a skinny fat HEVY diagram man bc the body builder one is heightening my body dys-notreallymorphiabutIdontlikelookingatit

I e gotten so weak but I did it

When Lea Michelle joins in to sing Those You’ve Known I temporarily forget all that is evil inside her

Man I really fucked up thinking I was straight in HS and crushing on the musical theater baddie when I should have been fagging it up with her

So much I need to get done Might fuck around and go to the gym for the frost time in maybe a year instead

Sad but true: burned my finger touching a penis

I’ll be honest in about 4 months when I randomly have the energy to go through it again I kinda want to make a plug in lamp version (complete with the testicles I omitted due to running out of clay) bc it does make for striking mood lighting

I need to polish it up / fill some cracks but this is the insane clay project I spent much of my day working on lmao It serves a very specific purpose of elevating/hiding a rechargeable usb light for the rare occasion that I vend in a dark venue

Mikes Mic Lost season 4 recap shadow dropped today oh this is a boon from the heavens

Need to spend more time working on clay projects if only bc it’s guaranteed time I’m not on my phone

my right hand arm man… my silly rabbit…

My favorite limit breaks are the “accidentally double dosed on adderall” ones

People love to act like there is no bloat in the original FF7 Man why am I fighting giant Icicles

My Internet went out and I can’t even play my downloaded games bc it can’t verify the license without the Internet ooh Sony you are going to Hell times 100000 everyone hates your guts and talks about you behind your back

So you really gonna take all the twizzlers for yourself and not share huh

I kiss for fun, it’s fun to kiss I use My tongue L-l-like this

In case anyone needs an update on the Brandt Boys Cinematic Universe - Troy no longer acts repulsed by men and Jordan is a very enthusiastic sucker also they kiss now sometimes And I choose to believe that’s an indicator of positive social change in our future ❤️

Tonight’s addition to the list is Kyra Machida Yes this particular song is very Adela coded but she has a great variety in her discography so far

I’m having a very delayed party girl music era I’m not even going out or doing anything that warrants it

I might be off here but something about the structure of this song feels very late 2nd Gen/3rd Gen Kpop in a way that is so satisfying and honestly addicting Down to the timing/placement of the dance break