No kisses or lovers obtained but it was a really great show. My feet hurt

Maybe I’ll find the love of my life tonight Or at least a guy to kiss

I have a show to go to tonight but I couldn’t sleep last night so I feel tired kinda sad and am really struggling to rally myself to be excited to go 😩

HYBEGeffen are going to hell for once again setting things up so that the girls constantly get shit on They aren’t stupid, just evil. They know that leaving the situation unaddressed will gain more attention and buzz than being forthcoming about whatever is going on

Watching The Boys mostly out of curiosity and less out of enjoyment at this point. It feels like most characters have a flat or circular development and like we just keep retreading the same ground

I truly would benefit from having an emotional support cock on standby It’s crazy how just holding a hard one temporarily cures my depression it puts me in such a good mood

Idk who needs to hear this but I’m getting even better at providing slow edging sessions

Lowkey very proud of myself because I had built blood starved beast up to be scary only to succeed in try 2 with no bullets This might not actually be impressive but it means alot to me as someone who does not consider themselves good at souls games

The way a true world ending event ala Melancholia would actually be so comforting rn

Insert lazy joke about Easter eggs in baskets

Bloodborne first impressions post Elden Ring I miss jumping I hate farming for healing items Shooting is fun

I miss when a local bakery was still run by its original owners because they had the best croquettes and no one else nearby makes them 😔

Today feels like an appropriate day to revive this gif

Mass Effect 2 kind of an Easter game Shepard is basically space Jesus

Choosing the Frenzied Flame ending to spite everyone else bc if I’m gonna be used at least they are the most upfront about what’s gonna happen/what the goal is

Anyways it’s silly but I literally dreamed about having the FFIX OST on CD as a kid and now I have it bc I finally remembered I can just order it now as an adult

You’re lying to your coworkers about how you spent your weekend because it was scandalous and filled with sex I’m lying to them bc I accidentally spent my Saturday evening sitting on the floor listening to a videogame soundtrack We are both gay

Taking myself out for dinner

Still can’t believe the level of quality Capcom achieved with this remake

Managed to have the rare type of dream that is even better than a sex dream (dreamt I sat next to Seth Meyers and he was very handsome and nice to me and our ankles might have grazed eachother a couple times)

Just one more day of click clacking through the horrors

No one loves making AI art more than gay boys who had their sexual awakening courtesy of Cartoon Network dad characters

On this hot new diet called 4 popsicles for lunch

If I can be too woke for a second I don’t care about Kristi Noem’s Husband being a lazy cross dresser The larger public reaction to these things always seem to be centered on the spectacle and humiliation in having secret fetishes or even queer identities and less in the frustrating hypocrisy

I fink im gonna die in is ouse

Raccoon City gas prices looking real good right about now

Kinda forgot Vivi was in a gang in kingdom hearts 2

Has anyone built a Pokopia Panopticon yet

Trying to be better about speaking up more in conversations when I disagree because I am so conflict averse (to a detrimental degree) and it is literally so painful to me Usually I’ll just mentally make a note like “okay hated that” and tuck it in my pocket and move on until it’s a problem later

I seem to only have 2 modes Highly impulsive or Extreme Executive Dysfunction Neither are particularly helpful or productive

Naomi Scott debut album and it’s 90’s vibes say no more I’m in

I just had a crazy book related flashback memory to middle school - I was lowkey obsessed with the Maximum Ride Series by James Patterson. But it was actually like a YA reboot of an already existing series of books he did under the same Author name - starting with When the Wind Blows

Hmmmm Maliketh might be the boss to make me go I think that’s close enough to finishing But I will go do some other things and try again before I make that decision

Hardly an original choice but Brent Corrigan was the first one I actually remembered by name. His playful confidence really hooked me. Close runner up was Jesse Santana

As much as I love Anna and Regina it would be incredible if Stop!That!Train! ended up being more successful than Scary Movie, especially if Scary Movie relies too much on outdated punch down humor The trailer was surprisingly funny to me

Forgot how difficult it can be to take a semi decent nude

Unfortunately when I read this I pictured those oil bath beads from the 90s instead of the powder bath bombs And now I can’t stop thinking about the concept if what would essentially be “hole gushers” for kegel training

Should probably have my hair clippers confiscated I’m to impulsive to own these

I think I need the electric chair but set to a low level like just enough to hard reset my brain

Finally some good fucking food (slutty outfits)

Put shea butter leave in conditioner in my mustache and it’s so much softer rn omg I kinda want to kiss myself to see what it feels like

Not that I’m even eligible but there better not be a draft at some point like if you can send ICE to airports on a whim to stand around just send them instead

AITA for lying to my mostly unpaid assistant who alters all my clothing by telling him he is beautiful to keep him around to alter my outfits? He is really really ugly but if I let him get cosmetic surgery at some academy I’m scared he will no longer feel the need to follow me and fix my clothes :(

I feel like I just found out the last golden ticket was already found 😔

I haven’t seen Jude Law say a single thing about the Chappell incident and I have to imagine he is so sick of his face being plastered everywhere in relation to something so dumb

If you top someone while they are on one of those vibration plates do they feel like a vibrating toy

My only real issue with Elden Ring is with the Maps being so large it is really easy to miss NPCs even if you are trying to be thorough because they don’t call any attention to themselves or give much indication of where to find them next so it’s easy to miss quest lines without guides

I literally woke up like 5 days ago and she already groomed me into being her child bride what the hell

Mimic Tear genuinely life changing GO TWIN stomp these hoes

Idk man maybe the 11 year old had bad vibes