Im not so sure that every app needs “streaks” Does my VPN really need to congratulate me for using it 7 days in a row is that where we are now in society. Are we going to start tracking our hydration and bowel movement “streaks” to keep ourselves healthy too

What in the Riverdale Youth Pastor 😭 this is so funny I’m sorry

When I say something isn’t in the cards for me what I really mean is I had the cards and then was depressed and thought I won’t ever use these and threw them out the window and now the likelihood of them flying back in the window are slimmer the farther I drive Anyways who’s excited for wicked

Introducing my friend group chat of straight and bi women (and me) to the concept of docking via “art”

Jiggle physics on men The ability to drop items without losing them forever if you have a limited inventory No fall damage Penis sliders

I needed something to put on in the background while I work that wouldn’t require too much of my attention so I put on a random kids show Tumble Leaf has such a cute stop motion animation style 😭 they are teaching me about the concept of light reflections

I don’t mind self checkout, and in fact I prefer it. But I looooathe I mean truuuly detest when stores move to a 90% self checkout operation bc pay real people but more importantly everyone else! is bad and slow at ringing up their own item

Thought I fixed my walking pad by opening it up and cleaning out all the dust/cat hair and then elevating it a bit for better ventilation Still starts to get really hot like it’s about to overheat after 20 minutes 😔

One thing I did not know going into Die My Love is that LaKeith Stanfield had a small but prominent role and my god he was even more stunning than usual so that was a very welcome surprise

I’m so late to the game but FadedSons is perfect if you’ve ever gotten an issue of Crotch and thought “wow I love this but really wish there was more penis” Both are excellent quality though

Have you had your daily dose of NMIXX today yet

Everyone keeps calling Bugonia weird and like while yes it’s also the most straightforward movie I’ve ever watched from Yorgos maybe

Finally got my new ID with updated picture A lot less hair but equally dead in the eyes 😭

Mooo

He’s a 10 but he has a ghost writer running his onlyfans DMs that won’t stop spamming you and calling you baby

I can’t prove it but I don’t think we would have the incredible FFVII remake/rebirth OSTs without the FFXIII-2 OST

Cringe voice reveal 4 u fellow Bugonia heads

One thing I love about Bugonia is that Emma Stones is singing along to a song in the car and she isn’t singing the melody she’s singing the ad libs like you would do if you have actually listened to a song over and over Its such a minor thing but I love it

Consistent pattern with talking to guys where I’m shy and reserved and they have to sort of force me to engage more and then I become comfortable and they realize how annoying I am I’m better when I’m mysterious!

Burn me at the stake but I enjoyed Saltburn and I kinda want to see “Wuthering Heights” even if it butchers the source material I do feel like the quotations in the title are quite intentional

Didn’t feel like typing it all out again but here are my current thoughts

I need to start walking into minutes later bc sitting through 4+ Bad trailers for bad movies is a mood killer

Will debrief on Bugonia later but I loved it On to movie 2

The talking/singing phone ads before movies bring back my s***** ideations

Let’s go bald Emma

Might see 2 wilds movies today or none at all make sure to like and subscribe for more important updates like this!!

I have been personally slighted by Dunkin thee Donuts and will be boycotting for the foreseeable future (They got rid of the Chipotle hashbrown wrap)

Wicked: For Good

Genuinely and truly one of my favorite artists at the moment, every piece is so tender and exudes warmth and comfort

Putting my record player on a shelf low to the ground was a mistake bc I will put a record on and then never stand back up and just sit there

Mad at Jade’s label bc why did we release the album so that it would miss the Grammy cutoff 😭 and by the time the next Grammy’s role around it’ll be forgotten Maybe they don’t care about American awards which fair but just another reason to be a bit bitter about the long rollout

Do you ever just Dim dam talé lam vacarme

Also just remembered I preordered the E33 vinyl And will probably forget again by the time it arrives

Sympathy Magic and Old Religion are so Lungs it makes me want to cry from just like nostalgia happiness And Drink Deep is something to put on when you want to feel like you’re communing with something ancient and primal

Acquired some pop bibles 🙂‍↕️

I truly feel zero excitement about the Grammy noms list tbh Except I hope Pink Pantheress gets hers

Right……..

Do any of my uncut internet boyfriends have a cute docking photo they would like to share with me for research

Unknowingly knocked over a new (small thank god) bottle of silicone lube and it almost entirely leaked out bc I hadn’t fully closed it Happy Friday 😃

Rare limited edition pics of me playing with my hole but I’ve been trying to get at least a couple fingers in every day

I will see it and I will probably cry But I’m sorry everything I’ve seen in trailers for W2cked is so ugly to me 😭

Ziwe stop pissing me off!! You have such great episodes with queer artists and figures STOP platforming these fuck ass politicians what the hell

Respectfully, this song is the girl that Last Showgirl thought she was

Getting blacklisted from job opportunities for having RBF 😔 (Obviously there are much bigger concerns here)

Considering deleting all of my personal nsfw pics and creating an alt bc if I push for more visibility on my art content that will make it easier for irl people to find this account hmmmm But that’s also so much effort

Just released the type of load that leaves you so feeling soooo sleepy

Looked at the scanned version in the right and briefly had the delusional thought Wait this style kinda reminds me of old movie poster portraits lmao. A little uncanny a little dreamy

I really will be going about my day and my brain will just hit me with a silent disco “aaaAAAHHHH oooooOooOOOHH”

A fun little progress comparison