Just a quick drink before one of my besties joins me for more in the hotel. I could be on the couch but I think I’d just rather be on this bed. Cheers to the end of my work week…I’ll be back to this hotel next week lol.

When I planned and packed for 60°F weather and it’ll only be 48°F…and rainy……….

It was only last week that [I think] I figured out what QTP stood for on here

We’re laying in bed talking and this is how I’m looking at you. Hi

At it again again!

Steven, my *super cute* flight attendant on this flight, speaks German. That’s all.

At it again with an espresso martini this morning. What else was I to drink at 6:30a?

She’s strong!

Bloomf and I were talking about espresso martinis so I’m gonna have many of those instead of just having my coffee

The only thing I hate about traveling is missing my bidet. The travel bidets just don’t cut it

On Wednesdays we wear pink. And go for walks

I’m in a meeting where I’m considered one of the experts and I feel like I’m totally pretending to be an expert. But I’m learning at least?

I’m not one to complain about the sun but I was not prepared for how sunny it was gonna be at 5:30p!

This new walking pad is much larger than I thought it would be

What? Me? Just plain exhausted with life? Oh yea 🫠

Isn’t she simply amazing?? 😍😍

Let’s build!! #lego

I went and saw cars today

My oldest son (8) wants to go to Philadelphia this summer before summer camp. Tomorrow he gets to present to me the places he researched that he wants to go see and things he wants to do. He’s got a sheet of paper full of places. Like, this is for a weekend trip! But I love the excitement

I finished work on time

Yup, I’m not working past 3:30p today. Someone stop me if I do!

Literally slept for a full 26 minutes and my body decided, yup, that’s enough time for you to have slept so now be fully awake. 🫠🔫

I was told I was hot in this picture. The reality is that it’s back to winter here (until tomorrow) and I was actually a bit cold

It arrived today!! Now I gotta build it #lego

Happy hump day from my work attire this morning.

Just…cause

Guess I really need to get on polymarket in two weeks

I got my new passport today. And it only took 2 weeks and two days to arrive from when I submitted it. This is calendar days including running through the postal service. The postal service still does not believe it has received its let alone delivered it lol.

Not me slipping in references to The Road Runner in examples at work. I see you Wile E Coyote.

A bit late of a start for my drink so why not a basic white girl cocktail

Know what I’m eating for lunch? Dumplings! Well, not yet. They’re taking an eternity to cook.

Jesús died so I can have a green vodka drink

The hair will do what the hair wants to do once it gets a little bit of moisture in it. Also conveniently ignoring what looks like a bald spot in the back but hopefully is just my bed head 🫪

Y’all I just followed someone because he said dumplings in a post and now I want dumplings. And for him to follow back, too. Haha

Happy Friday. I guess it’s time for me to get moving on my day off

Going for a walk tonight and wondering why freshly laid mulch smells like shit. On a positive note, I saw the hot neighborhood straight guy who always waves 😍

I ordered it. Now hurry up and arrive, LEGO!

Happy Hump Day (and April Fools, I guess)

I broke out my mug for some afternoon coffee. This is how my day is going.

I think I’m gonna order the new Lego Icons Pan Am DC-3 tomorrow. I need to spend money, apparently!

Mi gente. En todos mis años, nunca había escuchado la versión original de nuestro himno revolucionario de Puerto Rico. Que viva Puerto Rico libre! 🇵🇷✊🏾🇵🇷✊🏾 #BlueskyPR #PuertoRico #PR #Borikén #Freedom #Libertad

Anyone with kids ever think of these really fun plans and then have some behavior issue that just makes you say “fuck that shit” and not want to do anything? Or just me?

As I prepare for my liver bloodwork retests on Tuesday, I’ve decided I will only drink alcoholic beverages on three days of the weekend

Guys. I have walked every day this week!

Butt what would happen if I post this on a Friday?

What would you do if I just sat here and stared at you the whole time I drank my coffee?

Im so tired of yelling and swearing at the Alexa devices. So I changed one of them to a new “Sassy” personality. Let’s see how this goes. 🫈

I’ve had this cycle machine sitting next to my desk for a while without being used. Let’s see if it helps get rid of a bit of that belly you see. (Oh also I guess belly reveal, lol)

Happy…Tooth ache Thursday. This morning, coming to you from an older crown and not my newest one. And no, I didn’t do anything with my hair this morning, so don’t come at me!

Omg why can’t I eat Nerds without them missing my mouth and bouncing across the floor never to be seen again? They’re grape and the floor is dark 🫠🫠