Chicken quesadilla and strong rum and diet before the Punchline/hellogoodbye/Early November show let’s goooo

Got COBRAH tickets for Cinco de Mayo 🐍

So let's not ask for opposites of what we have Like if its hot, let's try to be cool with that ❄️ And if its cool, sit by a fire 🔥 Fly a kite if you're bored 🪁 Take a nap if you're tired 😴

Am I Kate Bush yet? Need to find a way to wear the tulle and dogs that’s comfortable enough for a show/party.

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Ok it really was quite nice out yesterday ☀️

I just love when my Power Automate flows fail for no apparent reason. Thanks Microsoft 💙

It does not need to be 79 degrees out. This is too much.

Countdown to a hot mess, five, four, three, two, one It's time to live my life like it's never been donе Shoot me like a magnet up to thе sun Yeah, better late than never

Bebe Rexha's "New Religion" just sounds like a forgettable 2010s David Guetta track to me. Am I missing something?

Glad to revisit this piece from @urbaneturtle.com this morning, which perfectly articulates my frustration with so much of Marvel's output over the past few years.

Bought a set of 23 Stabilo Boss highlighters because I've convinced myself that having simple art supplies at hand will force me to doodle and craft more frequently.

Hit me with a car 🕺🏼🚗💨

Instagram keeps trying to show me reels of a steam-punk a cappella group singing music from The Greatest Showman

I do not want to work today. I want to get high and slink about the apartment in a robe singing along to "Antichrist" featuring Tiny Habits.

In the 1850s, before it was denuded by archaeologists and the tourism industry, 420 species of flowers and plants grew on the Roman Colosseum — and every single one is catalogued in amateur botanist Richard Deakin's Flora of the Colosseum of Rome (1855): publicdomainreview.org/collection/r...

How I arrived on Bluesky

Thinking about the 30-50 feral hogs this morning. Hope they're doing ok.

Fucking FABULOUS ✨

Me at work today

Hosting a Smut Book Club night for some friends and the "book" is about a woman who gets turned into a chicken nugget and fucks a bunch of different sauces, so of course I'm going to have a chicken nugget and dip buffet. What are your favorite under-the-radar sauces and dips for chicken nuggets?

Still on such a Holly Humberstone kick

It’s spring break, which means most food and coffee places on campus are closed. Why am I here?

Downloaded LeafGreen here we goooo 🍃

Do what you want, but here's a handy breakdown for anybody unsure of why people are boycotting Scream 7.

Bloodborne (2015)

Something about the way she sings "So hit the gas, I want it fast, want it reckless" 🤌

Fucking hell there’s a new Bruno Mars album

Best boys

“2026 is the year of the horse” The horse:

Why is the Protein+ rotini not called Proteini? I’m so mad about this.

Mimikyu 🩶

Got a ticket for Night of 1000 Kates and I’ve got to put an outfit together. Torn between slutty Hounds of Love album art or slutty “Wuthering Heights” music video.

I am once again listening to Wormy on repeat 🪱

Entering my whoopsie-daisy, yoo-hoo era

I love snoooow ❄️

Oh this is fun

Accidentally had my IKEA order delivered to an apartment complex 2 blocks away from me because I'm a fucking idiot

Having a very “It’s done when it’s done and I email you saying it’s done, but every time you email me asking if it’s done it’s going to take even longer because now I’m annoyed” kind of work week

My 20-minute long tele-health appointment is 10 minutes late, but you know that copay charge hit EXACTLY at the scheduled appointment start time.

Why is every Instagram ad trying to sell me beautiful colorful vinyl by The 1975 I do not want to listen to The 1975 and have never wanted to listen to The 1975 and can only name like two songs and I’d like to keep it that way

And I promise not to be mad or mean If you promise not to be mad or mean

"Wuthering Heights" was the most fun I've had in a movie theater for such a long time. It's bad. Very bad. Like worse than I could have imagined and in so many unexpected ways. But I absolutely loved it. If you haven't seen it yet, maybe approach it as a comedy because that's exactly what it is.

JADE was incredible but unfortunately I am dying a slow death today.

I’m readyyy 🔥

Are Uber drivers worse than Lyft drivers or is this just because we’re on 95?

My Lyft driver is mean and her perfume is jarring but the playlist is impeccable 🏆

Put in new contacts today and I feel like a new man 🧿👄🧿