Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to spend $17 on lunch

When it’s cold out, First Friday at the galleries is full of old people pretentious artist types. When it’s nice out, it’s full of opportunistic early 20-somethings who want free wine. They are both awful.

Had a very realistic dream that I had to infiltrate a trendy millennial religious cult called Day of Rest. What the fuck?

Didn’t yield to a delivery robot moving through a narrow patch of sidewalk and two guys smoking outside yelled at me. No? I’m not moving for the robot. I would’ve yielded to a person. It’s raining. The robot will be ok waiting for me to pass.

Ugh

I fucking hated Pillion. What a waste of time.

New Metric album is so healing on this beautiful Thursday ☀️

Every year

Package was stolen FROM THE MAILROOM within 3 hours of delivery. UPS is doing nothing and the company I ordered from is blaming UPS. About to ask my building for security footage so I an knock on the door of my neighbor-thief and ask for my shorts and shirt 🤦

Grimes is trying to come back and we as queer people need to SHUN HER

Cannot wait to see her open for Demi tomorrow ⭐

Pizzeria Beddia is truly not worth it. Like I’m sorry but I can’t switch out anchovies for sausage (both $5 as add-one to a plain pizza) on a pizza that I want because it comes with garlic and oregano, but I also can’t add garlic and oregano to a plain pizza? Fuck off.

Lunchtime nap? Yeah

It’s April

New Omar Apollo when?

Sunny day bop

I have got to get back into running. There are so many benefits: 1. great cardio 2. literally run from my problems 3. exhaust myself so that I actually go to sleep at a normal hour 4. maybe get a little tan 5. "I want to get a quick run in" as an excuse to arrive late

Spring makes me want to hibernate

I'm a sucker for a shitty little novelty camera 🩵

Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die was a great time but omg all of the “theories” about it circulating online are so unnecessary.

6:15am vacuuming??? I’ve lived here since January and haven’t heard a damn noise, but now I’m being woke up by an early morning vacuum?!

More people should be over-serious about horoscopes because pretending they are cringe produced a decade of interminable Buzzfeed Disney Princess personality quizzes and also undergirds the attachment people have to the fucking Hogarth Houses (barf).

How do people listen to podcasts while they're working? I'm retaining 0% of what they're saying.

So play a sad song DJ I just wanna sway tonight 🕺🏼

Cruel World leaked and I'm already obsessed with "White Noise"

Hot Honey Cheez-Its hell yeah

He said to take it down 🤷🏻‍♂️

Transitioning into weekend mode

CRANK IT

Yeah

Eating my corporate slop bowl outside now that there’s a nice breeze ☀️

Divorce show tomorrow 🪂

Giving this elbow discomfort another week before I roll into the doctor's office to declare that I have cubital tunnel syndrome 🦾

79% humidity is a terrible April Fools' Day joke

I am entertained

Fucking Mondays

death of the author is only truly experienced once the author is dead

Trying to sing “CRANK” for my straight friend but the “Uh-uh-uh-uh” part is kind of difficult to do a cappella.

The Format show or straggot convention?

voltorb! use SELFDESTRUCT

Opening Bsky like

Booty-boba discourse is really throwing off the glorious vibe that Slayyyter and RAYE have curated for me on this gay guy music Friday.

Damn

While I'm complaining about music/album release cycles, I hate that most labels stopped including a digital download card/code with purchase of vinyl.

I don't think Robyn should have released 4 singles for an album that only has 9 tracks on it.

I am once again praying for the downfall of Ticketmaster. Slayyyter upgraded to a bigger venue and once again sold out IMMEDIATELY.

Ok kind of loving the nice weather ☀️

Monochrome Monday 🩶

high school throwback playlist is such a vibe lately 🖤