My yard… it’s full of boys???

And what if I made a milkshake?

I’m always going to judge the song choices of newly married couples when they dump a bunch of wedding photos to reels.

House sale closing on the 1st which is stressy and annoying, but then I'm at the beach from July 4 to 11 ☀️

Ok a lot of it was actually very cute though 👶🏽

I am 37 years old and I have 0 emotions about Toy Story. Was I too old for it? For the sequel? It just never mattered to me.

Somehow I was tasked with making a 3-ish hour baby shower playlist...

I’m such an “Oh no we’ve met” bitch when it feels like a power play.

A/C in my apartment is busted and they’re clearly not dealing with this until Monday fucking kill meeee

Straight from the club to your arms 🕺🏼

🔥🔥🔥

this diva

Girl my wallet

Ok Bebe Rexha finally did it with this album 👏

Ok G Flip is usually a little too cheesy for me but I love this

Hollyyy yesss

Somehow missed this EP over the weekend 🤩

But first, Holly Humberstone tonight 🖤

I was deemed worthy and have acquired two (2) tickets at an uhhhhhh not crazy unreasonable price with a good view ⚖️

Ok short queue let's goooo!!!

“I desperately need to stop spending money.” *buys Slayyyter WGIA flag*

Emo/scene kid usernames in the early 2000s.

Pink for Pride 💅🏻

Omg can’t wait to fail to get Phoebe Bridgers tickets for September 🥰

My elementary school principle used to make presentations during lunch every so often. In 1st grade a fiend and I were talking during one of his dumb little speeches and he noticed, so I had to sit in the hallway and miss recess. Anyway, that's where my issues with authority came from.

Hi gay

Kind of expected more from Obsession. What the hell is wrong with me lately that I’m not really enjoying new horror?

Kind of expected more from Hokum.

I love da beach ☀️

No it’s time to shave my head I crave bald life

The mayor on Widow’s Bay is so goddamn dumb. I love this stupid fucking show.

Uber driver whistling along (badly) to Bruno Mars. This is my hell.

Barber beer just hits different

Save me Broken Social Scene 🌆

So glad I already have a haircut scheduled for after work because this day is really testing me.

Every time

I sure do hope the 1,000-person venue ADÉLA is playing in Philly can accommodate me AND the 4,453 people ahead of me in the queue.

Omg should I accept?

An ice cold Coke Zero

Clown bar 🤡🍹

I was so sure I was getting a great picture

Time for MUNA bitches 🔥

Proof of life ✨

Do I rewatch Tenshi Muyo/Universe/In Tokyo? Also feeling like it’s time to revisit Cowboy Bebop.

Watched all of Scavengers Reign in one sitting last night. Holy fuck that was good.

Getting high and watching Event Horizon (1997) on a Wednesday night? It’s more likely than you think.

Warm weather this weekend, becoming blonde again 💛

Love getting “well actually’d” by a Harry Potter adult every time I shit on Rowling in Instagram stories. I’m sorry your fav turned out to be a heinous piece of shit and you can’t get over it. I was a K. A. Applegate kid so I wouldn’t know what that’s like.

What I said was “Hey! I have vacay to burn and can take the 22nd off work if you want to fart around Philly for the day or hang at my apartment pool.”