It’s worth noting that behind me in the cinema there were ~ two good friends, two best friends ~ (pun intended) dressed up as Glinda and Elphaba, and they just wouldn’t shut up. I put up with it during the 1st film ‘cause whatever, but during the 2nd one I turned around and told Glinda to be quiet.

Today Wicked + Wicked: For Good double feature and then on Saturday The Wizard of Oz! If that doesn’t make me a true friend of Dorothy I don’t know what does. 🧹🫧

Anyways, here’s a video of my current status. Diego hugging me while resting, he’s not asleep, and I’m here hungry wanting to get up and get some dinner. But how could I move him?

Why are people so horny today?

I can’t wait to hear and see Cynthia Erivo’s take on No Good Deed.

List 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong 😑 1) The Legend of Zelda 2) Sad boy with a sense of humour 3) Big cock

Sex drive is so weird. Like, why do I feel the urge to put my genitalia into someone’s mouth.

Todo va bien aunque no te lo creas.

There’s footage of The Legend of Zelda movie being filmed!

It’s all been going wrong the last three episodes. How can they be sending home the best queens?! #DragRaceUK

Wow! The film certainly exceeded my expectations. The animation is so impressive and the music is brilliant! boxd.it/bH8rev

Doing some homework before watching the 2nd one on Thursday. And I’m sorry, I’m a thirsty homosexual and that ½ is awarded to that scene of shirtless Ethan Hawke waiting upstairs with a belt. boxd.it/bGsbBz

Nooo I haven’t even gotten the Deku Tree yet 😭. I hope it isn’t as expensive at least.

Lily Allen if she was very familiar with the spread to substitute butter: “But you’re not a stranger Margarine”

When was the last time you were called beautiful and believed it?

The Nintendo Store in Spain restocked the SNES controllers for Switch and I was weak, oh Goddess Hylia was I weak. I’ve bought one.

🚨 Amigas de Barcelona, tengo una entrada para la masterclass de Alan Ball (American Beauty, A dos metros bajo tierra, True Blood). Es hoy a las 12:30 en el CCCB. Regalo entrada. Repito: regalo, gratis, sin coste ni comisiones, para ti si lo quieres.

Happy Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment release day! Let’s go back to Hyrule!

Zohran Mamdani being elected sure does feel like a light of hope among dark times.

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Is it me or there hasn’t been a lot of marketing for Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment? Like they don’t shut up about Kirby Air Riders, and Hyrule Warriors comes out in two days.

Queer Bluesky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now? 20 » 36

Last day in Mexico. :(

Idea para nombre drag: Cindy Calista

Is it cuffing season yet? [looks at the temperature and sees 35°C]

I know I’m not a huge conversationalist myself but when people only reply “good and you?” on apps like Hinge and Tinder makes me want to undo the match.

It is true. Lily Allen’s new album is amazing.

So I go by Dallas Major but that's not really my name.

“I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested. I'm 61, and I hope to be able to remain uninterested in using it at all until I croak. ... The other day, somebody wrote me an email, said, ‘What is your stance on AI?’ And my answer was very short. I said, ‘I'd rather die.’” 🫡

True gentlemen swallow.

This body is mine…

smooches with bloomfs >>>>

[pretends to be shocked]

Timeless

I've been working on cleaning up & organizing official & licensed art for the original Legend of #Zelda, because I'm working on re-doing the whole gallery, & I love the different artist takes on the bad guys. Here's Digdogger Not much there yet but: www.flickr.com/photos/histo...

I think I should stop flirting with men just because I’m bored. But also: fuck men! (figuratively and literally).

Alguien quiere una mesa? La estoy REGALANDO. Solo tienen que recogerla

vampire cat uses his telepathic powers to remember the taste of garlic bread???

“Fuck AI” — Guillermo del Toro 🎥 Vanity Fair

me when I’m asked about my ex

You should like, I don’t know, love me or something.

Esto de la IA es muy preocupante.

We should bring back dropping cryptic clues to our emotional states through the sharing of highly curated songs on our profiles

open casket funerals

“Are you fucking stupid?” Me:

This door is so vanilla.

It’s not even 6am, who’s blasting off Making Love Out of Nothing at All by Air Supply in this fag neighbourhood?! I wanna go and have coffee with them.