got home and i've left the light on

Project Runway is incredible TV, Veejay needs to be on every reality show

thinking about big rice

Clicking on a news article and it turns out to be a podcast. Like please just let me read about it I don't want to hear

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I've been playing this game for 50 hours how have I not finished act 1 yet? How do people do multiple playthroughs of this 😅

I don't know how to explain it but 3+2 feels more like 5 than 4+1

Bought a bunch of south American food items and they sent me a free tajin bottle with my order 🇲🇽

I just thought of this gem

Men will wear a t-shirt that's one size too large and claim they have a "sleeper build"

I've got three things planned for tomorrow 🫡

Listening to French Girls by Dove Cameron on repeat and yes it's that serious

Amazon’s Tomb Raider series will start shooting in 2026, with Game of Thrones star Sophie Turner confirmed to play Lara Croft. bit.ly/47s2XTA

another correct take from yours truly

Soft launching my plans to goon and bate later by wearing a BIKE jockstrap

Amy Adams in arrival:

Not to be a corporate shill but when they announce the west end production of A Goofy Movie the musical I WILL be front row opening night to see Powerline live

It's weekend time :))))

The continued and inexplicable gastrointestinal resistance to lactose norms

If nothing else, my Eye Doctor commits to her bit

I went to CPH pride and everyone enjoyed my company. This is right after I told a hilarious joke, if anyone says I told them to laugh that is a lie

When I'm gaming and waiting for a match

Baldurs gate is too hard I need a handholdy tutorial please

"oh yeah I'm just heading to the court house to prosecute this woman for bringing delicious food to a pot luck" My Uber driver:

I'm back from censorship island and ready to thot

I just saw myself mirrored on a teams call and I am questioning all my life choices that led to me looking like That™

I love opening Bluesky and seeing what hot people have posted every day. Keep it up guys you're doing amazing 🙌

Age verification required for social media in the UK? The British are never not beating the "we want to make everything worse for everyone" allegations

She would absolutely love a Jet 2 holiday!

Candace, You Loser. - Bad Friendships Fail. - Stacy.

Happy wednesday let's slut it up

Overcompensating is so funny I need 5 more seasons ASAP

Superman is certainly a movie! Stuff happened on screen with accompanying sound and there was dialogue and action

I'm blocked from Cineworld's website :( I just wanna go to da movies

Fibonacci:

I've spent the last 50 minutes practicing but now I can finally see magic eye pictures dont let your dreams be dreams

why did this make me laugh

Remember when gays would post photos of themselves lying in a tub full of milk

Cleared out my following list of all those guys who created an account 6 months ago but stopped posting because they didn't get enough engagement or whatever so now it's just you freaks left

Worked from home a full day without jerking off

Thinking about when my high school friends and I went and saw Avengers Age of Ultron in the cinema, and when we got to the scene where Chris Evans chops wood in a compression shirt, me and this girl immediately looked at each other across the row like this

I went to the gay nude beach with @danisholi.bsky.social and was gay and nude happy pride everyone

It feels like everything now is either expensive and nice, or it's cheap, shein quality garbage. Mid-range quality has just disappeared, even from brands that used to have those goods 10+ years ago and it sucks

Upselling plastic as "vegan leather" is such a Don Draper move like yes babe you're definitely making a difference by wearing that ✊

Me after listening to the new Lorde album

Lorde you son of a bitch you've done it again

In the absence of my biceps growing even a mm, I guess ill have to make do with even bigger triceps to fill out my t-shirts this summer 🫡

You're telling me this SS is DL? 👀🥵

Gay guy beach hangout in my speedos PART 2 is coming this weekend or so help me god