I've just found out that Heated Rivalry is based on the sequel to Game Changer, a book that I tried to read years ago that was so terrible I had to stop halfway through? And that book is the basis of that episode about the hockey player and barista? I love slop but god it was awful lol

In my greatest hour of need, where were you

Pillion was a little too accurate, it's telling the straights all the secrets like damn 👀

flabbergasted seeing people on a plane not using airplane mode. The captain told you to do it, why are you being disrespectful

It's almost THEIR time

Trying to get beefier 🥩

Went to a classical concert yesterday 😍 The music was amazing but they must have done outreach because it sounded like most of the audience was from the local hospital ward for tuberculosis, flu, and whooping cough

i love you 4 polygon deer

Listening to my 2025 recap playlist like whoever made this has TASTE

One thing about me I love listening to rich white women (and soundtracks) 🫡

celebrating cyber monday by edging it near a laptop all day.

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The iron maiden for the American who thought that butter should be measured in table spoons instead of weight

Stranger Things this and Stranger Things that, but when is The Princess Switch 4 coming out?

Had to get rid of the beard

I got a haircut :)

(guy living an unexamined life) yay wheeeeeeeee

Glenn Close in The Hunger Games:

Wicked for good was good! but not as good as part 1. Missed chance to improve on the stage show even more. With an extra hour it's strange how much it jumps between rushed scenes. Too many ballads, and lots of reprises that remind you that the music was better in part 1 lol. No good deed SLAPS

First snow and I'm finally seeing Wicked for good tonight, everything's coming up Me™

an old one from twitter... I guess I never posted this one on bsky

Me at the Magic the Gathering tournament

Okay but how did the rat know that the food critic would love ratatouille?

Classic Ahab

Predator Badlands was so fun. It's two hours of "fuck yeah!!"

This is so funny Did I listen to it? Absolutely

Coal turning into diamonds:

Chris is in Sweden for work, which reminded me of the surreal text he sent me last time he was there. @raidercast.bsky.social: “You won’t believe it! I’m at a party and the last surviving member of ABBA is here ” To which I reply: “Unless you ran over the other three on the way there, I don’t!”

Getting a UK wedding visa is the hardest thing I have ever done It's so needlessly complicated and time sensitive. Like I dont want to live in your stupid country or take your money or whatever I just want to get legally married and then LEAVE

BIKE jocks >>>>

*me jerking off for the third time today* I really needed this 🙂‍↕️

Local elections are coming up and there are two different communist parties? Like girl what happened to solidarity

It is midnight. Halloween has ended. She is coming.

Waluigi as a dentist: say wahhhh

The highlight of finishing baldurs gate 3 is I can finally watch all those videos about it on YouTube that I've been avoiding because of spoilers

Playing Legion remix just highlights that order halls remain WoWs best feature ever and it's pretty wild that blizzards main takeaway from the expansion was "players want AP" and not "players want class fantasy"

Ugh I want to be in a sauna with a slutty little towel on sweating my tits off rn

the joe rogan of the left rises

What are y'all wearing with your jockstraps for Halloween this year guys

105 hours and I'm finally done with baldurs gate 3 🥳

I guess that bush getting eaten

yeah i'm tron tron to enjoy any movie that doesn't contain jared leto

Watched the new Downton Abbey movie and not to be too homosexual but the wigs were incredible. Just the most realistic hair I've ever seen on film

This COVID vaccine is really beating my ass 🤒

none of this would have happened if Hamlet wasn't such a loser nerd. quit yapping with your dead relatives and hit the gym you emo bitch #grindset

The first to ever make it up on the remix if you think about it

mindset

there is nothing I love more than being brutally honest in an anonymous menti word cloud

I saw somebody say “I’m not locking up shit I love jerking off!”….. now I feel that