The next time a director says bullshit like this, I want the interviewer to ask: "If AI was around when you made your other films, which artists would you have fired?" I mean it. Name real fucking names. Of all the brilliant people you worked with, who do you think doesn't deserve a job anymore?

every time i’m in minneapolis i’m like what if i moved to minneapolis

starfishing on a hotel bed

These people are captives of a concentration camp fighting back against their heavily armed captors with only their bodies. Their heroism is extraordinary. Thank you to all of the protesters standing with and for them.

GRWM as i finally pack for my 2.5 week trip 2.5 hours before i have to be at the airport 🥰

carried my entire trivia team on my slender shoulders (it was queer trivia) (my teammates were exclusively straight men) (they were very nice but bless their hearts they didn’t know a single answer) (they thought i was quite impressive tho and they affirmed me more than any homosexual ever has)

gm gay guys where do you get your cute little Paul Mescal-esque gym shorts

only four workdays stand between your pal james and two weeks of vacation…….the finish line is visible……we are locking tf in as the bros say

practicing the piano on a rainy sunday afternoon it’s getting WISTFUL over here at james kennedy headquarters inc

what is happening

decided to try a new local coffee place and i got a chocolate croissant which was in a display case without prices listed and it turns out it was SEVEN DOLLARS?????? brb conducting a citizen’s arrest

i didn’t pick up the weights OR the wigs……..i picked up a benevolent spirit :)

i’m learning that today is National Send James an Email 20 Minutes Before the End of the Workday Day which doesn’t quite roll off the tongue but is nonetheless widely celebrated

friend hosted a Gay Guy YouTube Night: Exclusively Opera Performance and your pal james queened allllllllllllll the way out

@thomcb88.bsky.social someone in the office brought sour watermelon-flavored marshmallow peeps would you like me to save you one

it’s National Send James an Email Before 11 AM Day apparently

i love tomatoes so much i truly cannot fathom disliking tomatoes

Going to think about this every time people say reparations are impossible.

offering the palest legs on the upper west side this morning

neeeeeeeeeed this community theater production of 9 to 5 to really come through and uplift my weary spirit tonight

me lately

i’m like sooooooooooo good at swooning !! expert level swooner over here tbh

yes i have to write out my grocery shopping list by hand like an OLD PERSON

y’all mind if i eat pasta and read a book

my summer 2026 goal is to become yassified to maintain anonymity

dentist said i’m doing a phenomenal job with my brushing and flossing btw

now who let me do a TEQUILA SHOT before 7PM on a TUESDAY

“James” is kind of a crazy name when you think about it

tapping through insta stories thinking about how there are so many mothers in the world unaware i am deeply in love with their sons

the new acela lighting is a major victory for the amtrak homosexual community

pls tell your mom i said happy mother’s day to my future mother-in-law 🥰

when Riff and Bernardo pulled out their knives a lady behind me tonight loudly said “ohhhhhh noooooo” and like ma’am what did you think was about to happen

i am always amazed how productive i am in hotel rooms i truly get so much done

lost control of myself at the continental breakfast again

when the drag show enters hour three:

5’7 is one of the most ideal things a person can be, happy 5/7 to the 5’7 kings out there

so there’s this gay guy mirror

work trip to DC

don’t worry i finally brought home all my empty tupperware from the office

telling my boss i need the rest of the day off because im exhausted from two hours juggling four simultaneous separate group chats of tony nom discourse

gave myself the gift of not setting an alarm today and still woke up at 6:50……..people think i have such an easy life they have NO idea what i endure………..

emerging from my April Depression

seeing my favorite opera tonight and ohhhhh buddy i’m gonna weep

Manhattan Theater Club doing a play called “Montauk” starring Laura Linney directed by Daniel Sullivan is a comforting consistency in our turbulent chaotic world

me listening to most new musical scores:

it’s gonna be a hectic week so unfortunately i’ll only be able to handle two active crushes at this time. will circle back with the rest sometime in May. thank you for your patience and understanding <3

napped so hard i don’t know who any of y’all are anymore

And now we’ll have a three-day media cycle about the steely bravery of a room of people who are wildly complicit in delivering us where we are today.

need this rain to start so i don’t feel guilty about skipping my run

i’m gonna be so gorgeous in my late 40’s i think so we all just gotta hang on for a little while longer