vaccine side-effects kicking my entire butt so here’s a throwback to 22 hours ago when i was thrilled to be injected ah youth ah ignorance honey there’s a storm coming

and now Gruesome Playground Injuries……nyc theater really said let’s program an entire season exclusively based on selections from james’s freshman year dorm room bookshelf

the medicinal need to end a rainy september wednesday evening with a season 2 episode of gilmore girls like my god do these young women named lorelei irritate me and yet and YET

i was returning my library books and a grandmotherly patron said “it’s so wonderful to see young men reading” “young” is a direct quote btw

good morning

annoying day = cheese fries & bourbon for dinner

there was a woman standing on the subway holding a regular ass ceramic mug of hot coffee……..no lid…….like it was the most natural thing in the world……..DIABOLICAL

well,

gonna write your favorite niche musical’s favorite niche musical

watched my besties get married and now i wanna get married

ok i did it NO THANKS TO Y’ALL FAKE FRIENDS 😤😤

would someone be a dear and run 18 miles on my behalf this morning so i can stay in bed

phone calls are fun and vastly superior to facetime we should talk on the phone more

don’t tell will kellogg because i’m about to see a show with her but i got a little carried away at happy hour

working in the theater industry is:

submitted a big stressful grant application so i earned this bag of gummy bears

jeff hiller. that’s it. i’m not even mad i saw it on my feed before i saw it in the show. i’m so happy for him, for somebody somewhere, for us. we give award shows a lot of shit, and rightly so, but moments like these? incredible.

not bad for a gay guy

oh Jade is taking it

and why are all their birthday parties in Brooklyn

While Republicans are endlessly lecturing everyone else about civility and respect, part of civility and respect is following rules and norms, but the median American is 38 years old and in their lifetime Republicans have never let rules and norms stop them from doing what they wanted to do.

conducting all my business from bed today

all the sanctimony……………..idk, pals

wearing a jumpsuit today like a common strumpet

every day i wake up and there are emails

Zohran dares us to imagine a city of artists being governed by someone who actually appreciates artists

open bar cocktail event followed by open bar dinner ohhhhhh baby it’s “hey handsome” o’clock

he is unbelievably weak and vulnerable in a way that has not been seen in a previous american president but we lack an opposition party capable of squeezing him

me to the loml as we’re riding Living with the Land

🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

WHAT A GOOD THUNDERSTORM

a woman on my block paused in the middle of lighting her cr*ck pipe to tell me i have great legs……….sometimes new york city really is like the movies 🥰

take me back

was thinking about Christmas this morning and i got so excited and happy i shed a few tears :’-)

us open time once again

11 years ago today i moved to nyc and every single wonderful thing that's happened to me in my adulthood can be traced back to that decision :)

three days without a phone has made it extremely difficult to flirt but i'm persevering i will not be silenced

this weekend i learned that when oomf was a child they had a pet lizard named "Spike"............nothing has been the same since this information was revealed

happy labor day I LOVE UNIONS i hope i get to be in one someday!!!!!!

picking an outfit for gay dancing tonight……..the less i WEAR the more comfortable i FEEL………

the phase of training where i start to feel simultaneously very very 🫩 and very very 💪

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ it 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

my building got new mailboxes so everyone has been writing their names on theirs. i went to write in mine and my neighbor had already done it. on the one hand i think he was being considerate which is so nice! on the other hand……..his handwriting is so much uglier than mine :(

Biden’s legacy could’ve been achieving a remarkable economic “soft landing” in a “post”-pandemic world. Now, he will forever be the president who facilitated the genocide of Palestinians. The US was likely the only country that could’ve brought an end to Netanyahu’s death campaign. Shame on us.

i’ve been sending emails

and my soul promptly left my body

IT WAS RED AND YELLOW AND GREEN AND BROWN AND SCARLET AND BLACK AND OCHRE AND PEACH AND RUBY AND OLIVE AND VIOLET AND FAWN AND LILAC AND GOLD AND CHOCOLATE AND MAUVE AND CREAM AND CRIMSON AND SILVER AND ROSE AND AZURE AND LEMON AND RUSSET AND GREY AND PURPLE AND WHITE AND PINK AND ORANGE AND BL

she put La damnation de Faust on the Mayhem preshow playlist just for me 🥲

the besties and i outside the CVS