I love a good leak. @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social youtube.com/watch?v=8Koa...

LET’S GO!

(doodling)

Pi being irrational. 🤍

I’ve been saying this for months. youtu.be/VbJ4ilDvGyc?...

Ever produce anything with Amazon KDP? I ordered a proof in November, here in central Indiana.

I'm writing an #ADHD book—what could be known as "a survival guide for the creative soul". And I'm so scared.

Slava Polunin is a Russian clown. This is from Slava's Snowshow. (universal and timeless theatrical poetic spectacle that has unanimously enchanted and empowered the imagination of audiences and critics since 1993 in tens of countries and hundreds of cities...)

o'shit

One makes shirts for oneself.

...⏱️

Easy Rice Crispy Treats That Make You Wanna Slap Your Momma youtu.be/0KsIsN4wE9Q

Ackbar family's classic: It's a Wonderful Trap (Galactic Columbia Records, December 1982)

See? It's not even a thing.

is he dead yet

Boner, via @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/kdXiB...

Rep. Jasmine Crockett is running for US Senate. youtu.be/W-Pe1GifYLs?...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha 😂

If it was a joyous occasion, I wouldn’t keep Xmas decorations in body bags.

Do we all feed our dogs their own crusty eye boogers? I've found it's the only way to clean them—using the reward system.

El joven manos de tijera (The Young Man with Scissors for Hands)

Is your favorite tea a little cancer'y? www.youtube.com/watch?v=8slo...

My HVAC guy didn't want to let on that he was antifa, but I could sense it because of his warm heart. He rebuilds old furnaces and loans them to inner-city families in Nov/Dec. "I've been paying people's power bills in advance, and hard-wiring these units like industrial space heaters."

Asking people to comment, when comments are not allowed is bogus. But clearly, the dog is saying: "You expect me to eat food...FROM THE FLOOR!?" @juan2tree.bsky.social

Horse Shit @linkedin.com The job market is DONE with individuals over 50.

Our furnace gave out, and our guy brought us an electric furnace to use temporarily as a better space-heater. I have an inline 110v blower that I connected to flexible pipe—to make its way to our bedroom. The best part is the pet gate 🤣

I just unlocked a top-tier sibling weapon decades too late. An unplugged electric blanket is a rolling thundercloud. Shuffle it, drag it on the carpet ⚡️ and it hoards static like it’s prepping for winter. Then tap the cable port and ZAP: instant lightning tag. ⚡️TAG⚡️YOU’RE⚡️IT⚡️

Disapproval Flash Cards

Sign in front of manger says, “The Holy Family is safe in our church,” and gives a number to call if you see immigration agents. There are some parallels, as they had to flee to Egypt to escape King Herod’s goons. www.wpri.com/new-england/...

YouTube Music with a mic drop

I came up with AARPTIFA the other day 🤭

Best thing I’ve read today. @crockett.house.gov @aoc.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov @olbermann.bsky.social @thebulwark.com @podsaveamerica.crooked.com @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

O M G This is AMAZING. (Muppet Knives Out dreams somewhat answered!!!)

Is it me, or do you also find the dog bone aisle um... rover-erotic? Fifty Shades of Fetch? Anyone?

Failed roux. It became like potatoes. 🤣 ADD MILK ADD MILK ADD MILK didn’t work at all. So I started over with equal parts butter and flour, then added to my soup. WHEW.

Rubio looks like an ass-kissing, cocksucking fool talking to & about someone so physically & mentally out of it that he's sitting there ASLEEP! And we're supposed to believe it's TRUMP making the decisions, wielding the power, running the country? It's INSULTING how stupid they think we are!

Won’t be long!

Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.

There goes my Leggo