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Xi’s gift to Trump it’s unveiled.

I propose an update to our BC/AD timeline. (2026 AD) Needs workshopping. “New AD” = After Donald 2027 = 1NAD

My eyes cannot roll harder.

I visited this McDonald’s expecting a quick snack and somehow left with emotional closure. The fries were so fresh they practically had a LinkedIn profile. The employee at the window handed me my bag with the confidence of a surgeon completing a successful operation.

HAHAHAHA!

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Epstein had Islands (plural). Great St. James and Little St. James. What else was happening there? Who worked there?

What sort of software was installed when Musk was accessing servers? software patches to election voting machine packages? 🤔

Hakeem Jeffries is the highest-ranking Black person in Congress in American history. Rep Jen Kiggans sat on a radio show and co-signed a racial slur targeting him then had the nerve to say she was misunderstood. The tape doesn’t lie, Jen. Neither do we. #JimCrowJen

Since I've been trying to land a job for 16+ months now, I've been seeing a downward trend in US Design jobs. Have you? While you're here, if you know anyone looking for a solid design/web/UX/marketing partner right now, I’d love an intro. Freelance, contract, or full-time opportunities. ✨✨✨ 🛼 🛼

Trump: "I don't think about Americans’ financial situation"

#GOP #PEDOPHILES

OMG

It's a whole new world of Trump today. Not making eye contact with his people, and WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING.

Looks like a senile eavesdropper in a booth at Bob Evans, bragging about taking a bullet, bone spurs, or windmills killing birds. LITERALLY regurgitating things he's heard on Fox News. Let that sink in for a moment. LITERALLY regurgitating things he's heard on Fox News.

Drowsy Don the Resting Racist

Ever wonder what Trump keeps looking at inside his jacket? His pet rat, Abraham is in there!

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“Right now some states have laws that allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the NINTH month.” - Donald J. Trump, super genius

Oh shit

Woke up at 7 to seriously focus on finding work. On the computer by 8. Two hours later, I’ve accomplished absolutely nothing except elite-tier doomscrolling. Need that browser plugin that blocks sites after a time limit. Though last time I just switched browsers like an ADHD criminal mastermind.

Never have so many billions of people wished for the death of a single man before now. This is my proof that you absolutely cannot wish somebody to death.

They spent years warning about ‘The Great Replacement’ while worshipping a man who replaced his entire skin tone.

The MAGA civil war begins the day they decide orange people are replacing white people.

Where's the news coverage?

Topple SM and the Trump Admin has to rely solely on Palantir/Grok to reign. What would you use instead of lollipops to lure him out?

"ICE Hiring Expo" recruitment poster (2021)

So Trump knows how to use an EM-DASH correctly? 🤣🤣🤣

This stunt-trump loves Eric more and, by comparison, is compassionate and warm. CAN WE HAVE THE DOUBLE AS OUR PRESIDENT!?

Oh'snap

America defeated Trump, winning 306 Electoral College votes and 51.3% of the popular vote to Trump's 232 electoral votes and 46.8% of the popular vote.

What can you do about this? VOTE. It might work. What have you got to loose? Be part of the 80+% turnout this year. Victor Orban was reportedly corrupt to the bones. Elections in Hungary were fixed. News was propaganda. Until 79.56% turnout turned Orban out. #getthevoteout #eightypluspercent

That's completely untrue. Every bit of progress on everything that matters has been by Democrats. The rich fascists who are ruling us now will do anything, spend billions to keep Republicans in power. Excusing the rich from paying is a Republican project since Reagan.

If Trump is still alive in December, I’ll write the song 🎶 So this is syphilis What have you done? Another sore ulcer A rash on your bum And so this is syphilis I hope you had fun That “mysterious Tinder” Was patient zero, hun 🎶

I Voted as far left as possible.

Civility be damned

Nope. We’re good here, wallet-wise.

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UNO!

Only in Oregon and Alaska #maythefourth

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