The Justice Department is supposed to work on YOUR behalf—not Donald Trump’s.

The attacks on Russian refineries will continue until NAFO gets a ballroom.

Snowflake Trump Administration Secures New Indictment Against Comey for Arranging Seashells into 8647. Let's break this down: 86 = To Kick Out 47 = Donald Trump 8647 = Kick Donald Trump Out of Office 8647 is totally innocuous (look it up MAGA) and protected by the First Amendment.

Absolutely nobody believes that was a legit attempt on his life. Even his voters. Which means that it no longer matters if he didn't fake it, we're all DONE. He probably should be looking for a place of exile.

'battery operated stably for >6,000 cycles, no capacity decay...there was no precipitation, no accumulation of by-products...molecule’s dense negative charge generates electrostatic “force field” that repels similarly charged species, preventing the active material from crossing the membrane'

I’ve put the Moët and Chandon into the fridge to chill. I am expecting Trump to kick it before Memorial Day.

(3/3) "Discrimination in the financial sector means people who have engaged in the sex industry are at constant risk of being 'found out' and having massive financial fallout because of this." mashable.com/article/figh...

You get: Healthcare cuts Kid Rock gets: Helicopter playdate funded by your taxes

The scariest thing about the assassination attempt is that the Epstein files say Trump brutally raped a 13 year old girl.

Trump knows what he did to those children.

Please. I have just like two days and the endometriosis pain is really bad. The last few days have been really slow. At least help cover the sandwich I’m getting (been too sick with pain to make food). Will update more if pain goes down

Hmm….🤷‍♀️👇👀 Several of the pizzerias closest to the Pentagon report high traffic. As of 15:06 Eastern Time t.me/GLOBAL_Teleg...

Well then.

While I am somewhat speculating, it seems Soloviev is getting socially assassinated. Something is happening in Russia. Perhaps, we can hope, the end of Putin. Because the war has failed open.substack.com/pub/nadinabb...

Canada arrests three for operating “SMS blaster” device in Toronto

The truth is no one these past 11yrs has spewed more dangerous & divisive hate than Trump has. No one. So as long as he remains their dear leader, Republicans lecturing Democrats to “tone down their rhetoric,” rings hollow & is laughable. Today’s show.👇 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

My latest post. "The gist of the relatively long piece is that sexual and erotic intimacy can expose a person’s character faster and sometimes more robustly than conversation or other non-physical cues or, too often, performative dating behaviors, ever will." bannon.substack.com/p/the-revela...

Times are really shitty. Remember, if you see anybody "stealing" food... No, you didn't.

Hey @timheidecker.bsky.social why won't you talk to me bro? I'm a better comedy writer than anyone you got on staff right now. That's true as fuck

Homelessness in Los Angeles is down nearly 18%, the first decline in decades, and we have over 42,000 units of affordable housing in the pipeline through my Executive Directive 1.

While the WORLD is speculating about whether POTUS staged an assassination attempt, please remember that Russia proposed a fake assassination attempt for Victor Orban. Sounds like Russia’s MO. Trump works for Russia. Trump has made us a laughing stock.

If you think you saw someone stealing food, no you didn’t….

This is happening in the middle of Tel Aviv 👏🏼👏🏼👇🏼💙

I wish I could retire. I'll have to work until I drop.

I don't know how I missed this last year. Yes, this is legit. #ElonMuskIsACriminal #ElonMuskForPrison #DeportElonMusk x.com/elonmusk/status/1930667528696828120

the thing about the ballroom is that trump very clearly wants the white house to be a kind of living tomb where he doesn't ever leave

From CBC News: Canadian detained by ICE for 6 months says he's an 'indefinite' prisoner, has no idea when he'll get out. 58 Canadians are being held by ICE. Avoid all nonessential travel to the United States.

“All the World’s a stage.”- Donald Trump

The primary emotion of the American people at the moment seems to be disappointment.

I wish they cared this much about shootings when it happens to children at school.

Made to order, told you this was coming. thepostmillennial.com/exclusive-wh...

Only a very broken & very divided country could elect someone like Trump. Only a very broken political system in need of reform could elect someone like Trump. Bcuz the truth has always been this: Trump is not the cause of how broken & divided we are, he’s the symptom. The ugly, horrible symptom.

The scariest thing about the assassination attempt is that the Epstein files say Trump brutally raped a 13 year old girl.

Good morning BlueSky 💙

I have covered rallies where the SS is present. This is not normal. It is wild.

Trump plans to speak for about an hour at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Hold on to your hats. Loony Tunes alert,

Real heroes, a family rescued a swan stuck in a tree and what followed was incredible 🦢❤️

The most important aspect of this Tylenol debacle, is that the President raped children.

#WytPriviledge #NotAnObstacle

#mutualaid #urgent #fundraiser Only a few days left and losing housing! Dealing with an abusive roommate. Was assaulted weeks ago. I’m a disabled SWer, neurodivergent. No safety net, no fam. Will need help with a hotel and essentials Content available too PayPal: @nachash358 Cashapp: $Doriangrey35

The talks with Iran are between Pakistan and Iran. So don’t get your hopes up. But we continue to get lied to. In the meantime Trump falls asleep at the Oval. This is the definition of crazy. Free Substack open.substack.com/pub/nadinabb...

While Kushner and Witkoff are on the way to Pakistan, Iranians are not there to see them. Official Pakistani press release