“Verify your age” motherfucker it’s on Wikipedia

I think offside goals should count if they are sufficiently cool and fun and exciting

Antisemitism is a real and growing issue in American politics and culture, but the fact that American Jewish organizations like the ADL and AJC went harder on Mamdani than on Platner is part of why we are making no headway in fighting it.

we do the ha-ha clueless thing but the truth imo is that it is culturally possible to grow up male-- and this is not intended as self-flagellation, just as descriptive-- without really internalizing that women also have sexual agency, which means you miss when they're exercising it at you

“There are systems for a reason in this world. Economic stability. Interest rates. Growth. It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, all right? It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth.“

One of the best subreddits out there.

“Who funds him?” No one funds him! There’s nothing to fund. He just gets the same bin costume out the loft for one evening every 6-12 months.

Has anyone flagged up the moral element of Binface v Farage? That if he wanted to, Jon could grift millions of quid out of standing as a stunt politician promising possible access to power and leverage. But he chooses not to. And he’s the one who wears a fucking bin on his head. That’s hard satire.

I've never found Count Binface funny. But the right having a humourless strop about Count Binface is the most joyous political phenomenon in recent memory.

[extremely influencer voice] come with me to try out the new viral DSA meeting that everyone’s talking about

Cometh the hour, cometh the Bin

oh word?

Erling Haaland is big guy hardware running freaky little guy software

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

Has any other politician ever called a by-election on an explicitly anti-transparency, pro-sleaze ticket before?

Oh, what you will have done is, when it flashed up on the Democratic primary ballot paper, "Do you want to nominate the guy with the Nazi tattoo?", you must have ticked the box that said "yes".

"I'm an AI, so I wasn't at January 6th," said Norwood. "But election integrity is really important to me. I think they made some great points."

When I ask my wife if she wants to use the restroom before me and she says to go ahead:

I'm 39. All financial news looks like this:

there is a very real risk, should football finally "come home" - as has oft been prophesised - at the same time, or even around the same time, that Andrew Burnham ascends the steps of no. 10 Downing Street to become prime minister, that we could see the dawn of the Second Age of Britpop

Oh ok, man, cool

This really is a vintage World Cup: terrific football, ties - you bet! - and now: a dazzlingly dodgy decision for the hosts. The US now only needs to master 'chants that are not boringly literal' to become a footballing nation.

Fair’s fair though, for one day only, I have stopped doing human sacrifices at the top of my massive step pyramid in my back garden. It’s patriotic. Back to normal Tuesday though yeah

celebrating the good parts of america today. if you don’t think there are any good parts, just look to all the stuff the fascists are desperate to stifle

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

Monomaniacal

*Digging up shit from 40+ years ago* why is nobody talking about this?

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

have you ever listened to full albums on shuffle? the mere idea of doing that is giving me hives. why would you shuffle an album and not listen the way the artist intended, why would you skip beautiful transitions and segues? it's like ruining the enjoyment of a record on purpose

Industrial espionage is so GOATed when stealing your competitor's intellectual property is the vibe

Why Labour MPs are still on X

We play football the way that we adhders complete projects. Not at all and then at the very last minute, entirely

This is like a movie about Harry Kane

Song to the tune of “girls on film” called “drunk on slack”

I feel like “this has been talked about extensively you’re just 21” should be deployed more going forward

Man, do not search “the bear” on bluesky if you’re not ready to open your mind real wide

“What is funnier than being in one soap opera? Being in two." John Oliver will appear on 'General Hospital' and 'Days of Our Lives' in a "substantial" role. Details ↓

John Oliver gets his soap opera wish with 'General Hospital' role reut.rs/3SCiuuq

I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

This looks like a lost Gary Larson cartoon.

mad how the defining cultural image of Steamboat Willie is Mickey whistling and driving the boat, and not the bit where he plays a pig's nipples as a musical instrument while it shrieks in pain

After 10+ years of DMs about the bass tone and playing on various albums, I finally met @rjmrgn.bsky.social last night. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny

I'll say it out loud: The modern architect's thirst for design has ruined the user experience of being inside buildings

The discourse around the new SNP mp for Arbroath is such X-generated nonsense. Non-story. Wrap it up!

I agree. Landing a plane full of convicts on the Las Vegas strip is not going to help the heatwave issue in the UK.

The fact that Musk has finally felt compelled to deny that he is a mass murderer suggests that the "Elon Musk is a mass murderer" line is working

Womp womp

More like Lucy Flawless

I’d be more worried about the perception of slapping the Thames Water logo on it