It they showed the Melania movie on an airplane in flight, the audience would still walk out.

I had never heard of the band Coach Party before an Instagram ad for the local date of their tour Doors 7PM, no support, band on at 7:30. The perfect gig. Band seem to be pretty good too imo

The VCs bros have convinced themselves they are on some moral crusade. They will be behind the scenes trying to cling to power in the midterms and beyond. Side note, they are also the biggest bunch of dorks

stuff like this, etc

I will canvass for whichever candidate runs on putting this man in prison in 2028.

Fine, I’m going to watch THE RIP and then maybe The Algorithm will stop serving me exclusively affleck/damon content

At least AI is not trying to get *everyone* to kill themselves

I love Prequelle and Skeleta by Ghost. Sadly, I can take or leave (honestly, mostly leave) the rest of their back catalogue. Other than Creeper’s Sanguivore(s) with their Dalgety 80s rawk vibe what other albums best complement those two? And no, the correct answer is NOT Def Leppard’s Pyromania

Joe Rogan discovers the concept of Suspension of Disbelief

just had to chase a grinch off my lawn in fucking january. it was picking pinecones off my tree to eat. that's not a christmas decoration, dumbass. you're eating a normal january tree

whenever I accidentally open threads from instagram it looks like the fake social media app they put into a city builder. "Wow, I love the mayor's new policy!" sims-ass website

The problem with TikTok is that the attitude on display here is applied to every topic from soup recipes to racist slurs

deep down, the average MAGA male yearns to be a subservient butler following a rich guy around all day going "excellent choice, sir" every time he demands another golf club or fresh goblet of goat blood

it's always so strange that Ben Affleck is a well-spoken, erudite person because every other aspect of his personality seems like the only words out of his mouth should be slurs muttered through broken teeth

Play-Safe don’t fear the reaper Nor do the one thousand spoons with no knife Come on, baby

“Mr Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly”. But, other than the fact he died in a commercial airline crash, we know nothing else about him. Was his risk aversion a net positive? Perhaps he earned millions tracking reliable indeces, and thought “well isn’t this nice” because he was flying in first class

New CHVRCHES klaxon. Or maybe it should be a chime? Cc @stephenkb.bsky.social music.apple.com/gb/album/add...

issuing a correction on a previous post of mine, re: the ongoing coronavirus 'covid-19'. you do, in fact, gotta hand it to 'em

Twenty years after its release I am discovering how fucking brilliant First Impressions of Earth by The Strokes is. Catch me starting a landfill indie band in 2026

It takes 5-10 minutes to find its feet but once it gets going, the Marcello Hernández Netflix special is really, really good

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I can’t upload the video but ICE chased a door dasher into a woman’s house yesterday. The woman whose house she ran into ended up screaming at the ICE agents until neighbours showed up to record them. And they all left.

Beautiful x

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked WhatsApp messages show Labour MPs urging govt to leave X, arguing that it should "show direction to others in the UK" The MPs said X owner Elon Musk is "fascist" and that the platform's AI tool, Grok, had put "children in harm's way"

Rare case when a ban would be both justified (it’s doing crimes 24/7) and effective

it's sort of funny that white is now an epithet on the right if paired with woman and liberal

screenshot infantrydort one more goddamn time I dare you

the only technological advances I'm interested in are ones that seem like they'd fit into "I Think You Should Leave" sketches

Riley Reid will return in Avengers: Doomsday

A genre of music that Americans seem to go mad for is “sad men in hats doing asmr”

Apparently the answer is Jamiroquai

we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work

“you won’t get away with this”

Hey man just heard from Sharif. Sounds like you threw a real rager in his walled citadel. Yeah he’s still pretty upset

greetings from hell

ALEX HORNE: All the information's in the task KUMAIL NANJIANI (hormones of entire Soviet Union wrestling team coursing through body walking towards the Taskmaster's Assistant like T-1000): The Devil Will Weep At The Hell Kumail Makes For Thee

In the grand scheme of toxic behaviour by male comics, this (about Kumail Nanjiani) seems almost quaint in its relative harmlessness.

The VP of Venezuela has already been sworn in as interm President and is loudly opposed to the US. The government is still in power. Trying to play to the party line of our own autocratic regime is pathetic, but we're not at the stage where you don't have to at least *try* to make it plausible.

New year new me, so please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

It really is incredible how many people treat being too stupid to hold the thought “two things can both be bad” in their head as some great badge of moral courage.

The pomp and circumstance of a regular ol, non Super Bowl, Saturday football game in the USA is hilariously OTT

Iannucci and Nanjiani are the first two Oscar nominees to appear on Taskmaster.

Taskmaster S21 is just gonna be kumail Nanjiani and Joel dommett spotting each other on the bench press

I can finally announce: I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties. Amy Gledhill Joanna Page Armando Iannucci Joel Dommett And me!

Remember the John Candy doc that was kinda dull because people only had nice things to say about him? I’M CHEVY CHASE AND YOU’RE NOT isn’t like that.

So it's appropriate to arrest a world leader if you consider them criminal? You can just go get them? Just asking questions here.