OK, so it’s official from the President of the United States when someone you don’t like dies it’s OK to say “I’m glad he’s dead” we got it in writing folks

money in politics is a solution we can address with socialism. but if the problematic money is coming from israel only, that might require a kind of socialism dedicated to fighting this foreign occupation for the good of the nation. a "national socialism," if you will

“Hello, here’s some anecdotes about how my son is a cunt”

Not interested in SNL UK unless the whole thing happens at Benny Hill chase speed. Yes this is difficult to achieve live but I believe it’s possible with a sufficiently athletic cast

leaving these words uncensored because i want people to be able to recognize them, but they are slurs. you should watch out for them because fascists love to sneak them into things: zio and ZOG are slurs. you can insist that 'zio' is short for zionist but it certainly is not *used* in the same way.

Been thinking about this a lot and - despite being presented in character as a quite vainglorious boast that we were meant to join in mocking - the fact that the claim itself was delivered in fully formed sentences does show that Yogi *was* smarter than the average bear.

I'll be honest I'm not sure "vote for a party waving the flag of the regime that carpet-bombed your grandparents" is a great sales pitch to white Brits

All I hope for SNL UK is the same as for that cheese rolling thing I hope everyone has a nice time and nobody gets seriously injured

Me, barely remembering to buy beer before a party 🤝 the US war plan for Iran Inadequate planning for the Straits

I don't say this lightly, but it's pretty clear sitewide T&S needs to be taking this more seriously, unless they want us to end up with Xitter levels of bigotry down the road.

Bands without amps or foldback onstage really need to figure out how to reconcile that with the algorithm’s insatiable demands for content. I can’t watch another side stage video of a guitarist pawing toothlessly at a silent guitar while snare and cymbals irreparably damage the mic recording them

My favorite novel is about a man who kills a pawnbroker and her sister and it says more about being good than this kind of pulp ever did.

the what problem

Pope Leo is the first Pope to have ever experienced the US healthcare system, so there's that

The complete and utter failure of the metaverse is a reminder not just of the fact that the future Silicon Valley is force feeding us is not inevitable, but that quite often these oligarchs quite simply cannot relate to real people. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social writes.

Just an incredible defense of slurs here. We’re breaking new ground for terminal brain rot

A number of Jewish organizations are shrilly insisting that any criticism of Israeli genocide and warmongering is an illegitimate attack on Jews. At the same time, an increasing number of non-Jewish people are insisting that any attack on Jews is a legitimate attack on Israel. This sucks, man

“I’m ashamed of our complicity in israel’s war crimes and also, can someone get this turkey off my head”

"not being racist on the street" is now "civility" according to this motherfucker

I’m at the Tory local elections launch where James Cleverly is the warm-up man. He says they will play a video of “the best of Kemi” - after which there is a long pause and the video very much fails to play. Insert your own joke here.

A Tory who visibly does not agree but has decided the most important thing is keeping their fake job in the opposition frontbench: 'I think he was making a point about sex segregation' Nick Timothy: No, you idiot. I am arguing specifically for a two-tier religious settlement. Are you deaf?

That’s Nick “I didn’t know that Soros conspiracy theories were anti-Semitic” Timothy we’re talking about?

Inasmuch as that Illinois democratic #il9 primary bled into the global mainstream it sure seems like a perfect microcosm of modern american politics. Incestuous media relationships, YouTubers running for congress, everyone yelling “ISRAEL!” at one another etc

Social media manager: My Mayor, could you do a quick video for St. Patrick's Day? Like, 'happy St. Patty's, today we're all a little bit Irish,' something like that? Zohran Mamdani: You got it!

guys guys you're missing the dumbest fucking discourse in human history

Everything bad is now "mid," everything mid is now "next-level," and everything good is now "one of the GOATs." We are experiencing unprecedented slang inflation.

You know the guy who brings his acoustic guitar to the party? Well, I’m the guy who brings a bass guitar. Just as annoying but with a severely limited repertoire. “Hi, I’m gonna play… uh… I guess the second half of The Chain by Fleetwood Mac”

okay but what if chotiner interviewed people while making them eat progressively spicier chicken wings

It takes a lot of skill to Chotiner yourself when you are being interviewed by a very much not Chotiner.

Every DOGE deposition is the guy in your college class that made everyone else groan whenever he started talking.

Well, if it’s 14 March, that can only mean... naturally: the ninth anniversary of one of the finest exchanges from The Old Place

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch:

My dog still has an X account that I have given up trying to delete. He has no followers and follows no-one since his human family left. I can confirm that he gets the same toxic content.

Wonder if there’s any connection between certain groups taking a hard turn into phrases like “ZOG” and antisemitic tropes about 9/11, and a Jewish school getting attacked this morning. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence www.bbc.com/news/article...

I cant belive that HS TikkyTokky isn't doing an MC Grindah impression. #hstikkytokky #mcgrindah #KuruptFM #louistheroux #netflix

Watching the Louis Theroux ‘Inside the Manosphere’ documentary. Can’t stop laughing at how that first berk Louis speaks to sounds and acts like ‘MC Grindah’ from People Just Do Nothing.

I’m watching the Louis Theroux manosphere documentary on Netflix and I can’t get over how Harrison Sullivan is literally just MC Grindah from People Just Do Nothing

the .mkv file format is cool because when you see it you know it's being used to break the law

it's impossible to imagine why Ukraine might have an interest in countering Iran, presumably it's because they're Nazis

soup dumplings? incredible. what else can we soup

‘Do it like a dude’ by Jessie J is sonic blackface

My all time favourite, of course, was the time I saw some saying they support Spain because it spoke the language of the global south.

NIMBYs have extremely serious mental health problems.

we remain firmly on track for 'republican president leaves the country an omnishambles, next democratic president is punished for not cleaning it up fast enough'

Besides myself with regret for blocking people who would aggressively go 'you fool, you don't understand that Harry Potter is a popular IP' whenever I would go 'this is a logistically very different endeavour'.

mr president i don't think this is going to be effective

nothin better than standing regular-style in my favorite restaurant. i love to cross that threshold and plant my feet in a loose but vigilant straddle, like anyone would

some people see books as entertainment and other people see books as wily enemies to be humiliated, outfoxed, and defeated

Big Stretch. RT if you agree