Same, tbh

Can’t believe Jimmy eat world are out here lying to us all as if I didn’t see them do exactly this at The Forum in 2011

I’ve seen enough rom-coms to know that Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana get married in the end.

I know I’ve said this before but I keep finding it very funny seeing people (mostly Americans) reacting to all this by saying “Wow Zarah Sultana needs to get out of that toxic party and join the Greens”, like saying Keith Richards needed to escape the Rolling Stones because they had a drug problem

This was literally a plot point in the tv show Silicon Valley about ten years ago

“Never forget in the story of Jesus the hero was killed by the state” Killer Mike > Kemi Badenoch

There was no state. Who does she think crucified him, an anarchist collective?

What’s the matter, babe? You’ve hardly touched your marzipan dismembered pig with matching marzipan suckling piglets

MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship! Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip

Again: if you think that going “it’s a problem if you can’t see what is objectionable about this mural” is “silly”, you yourself are a racist and an appeaser of racists, just like the government we now have.

the greatness of a stone roses song sort of hinged on what mani was doing

Very funny that this show features Academy Award Winner olivia colman, but they couldn’t lock down the host of BBC christmas airtime filler Great Movie Mistakes

Cop: license and registration. 
Me, handing him a Blockbuster membership card from 2003: this still works right?

i was raptured earlier but didn’t care for it they kept trying to get me to sign up for paramount+ anyway i’m back now

That American politics went off the rails after Barack Obama and British ethnonationalism has reared its head after Rishi Sunak is the real tell about how committed some people are to integration and post racial politics.

This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

I love it when an organisation accidentally puts its desktop on a projector, it’s like seeing your most straitlaced friend get drunk.

I like Glen Powell, I just feel like he’s a movie star from Earth 2 where everyone’s 20% less irritable

did not realize that prisonculture's "abolitionism" consists of believing that lynchings would be better if they were conducted at lilith fair

nature is bad and aristotle was wrong

I'm really proud of this, and you should all go give it a listen. Probably multiple times. 8 amazing weird songs, 1 amazing piece of artwork. Unreleased Curiosities is now out!

Very funny development that Bill Clinton is not only not implicated in the emails, Epstein explicitly says “nah he was never on the island”. Slick Willie lives again

Fair play to Shane Gillis, it turns out that playing Curtis Sliwa is the perfect deployment of him on SNL youtu.be/FWSM8pDKYkU?...

Fondly remembering how Trump’s endorsement affects elections

In the eyes of the establishment, there’s literally nothing Mamdani can do to prove he’s not an antisemite, and literally nothing the openly fascist trump regime can do to prove they are, up to and including intentionally dressing like literal, historical Nazis

Are you Red-y (for my dog in a bag)

Hocus Pocus is Back To The Future for girls who grew up to be Placebo fans

This might be absolutely shameless but the sheer number of demographics I’m hitting here is a focus group consultant’s dream

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

As long as AI stays exactly like this, stops evaporating all the water out of the oceans, and loses the trillions of misguided investment, I regret to say that I now love it.

First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no

was trying to work out why people were posting their passwords and then I realized it was potential Dutch electoral coalitions

Huge news for both Hollywood and the tech world as an AI generated Rami Malek takes the lead in the Dutch elections

This is like when the raptors learned to open doors in Jurassic Park

Did a shark write this

Sultana’s position on Ukraine is not just morally reprehensible but juvenile and trite

Prime example of branding before coherence here

All my life I was told I was Jewish, I was stopped by Hasids on the streets asking me to wrap Tefillin, I was invited to Jewish holidays from strangers, etc. The ONLY time I’ve been told I’m NOT a real Jew is when I criticize Israel. Go fuck yourself Alex

This 1KG tomahawk cost €80 ($68) and might be the best steak I’ve ever tasted I bloody love Valencia

Things I am in right now 1. My Divorce Era 2. This flattering black tee 3. Valencia No apologies offered for incoming food and beverage content. You have been warned

MAMDANI, on Bill Ackman: “.. He's spending more money against me than I would even tax him!" @casestudyqb.bsky.social #NYC

I guarantee it won him votes. Schulz is a useful idiot - he’s just too useful, and too idiotic, to have a coherent world view

Earth (Crisis) Angel

Back to the future themed emo band called Disenchantment Under The Sea

Reckon the 4K restoration of Back To The Future is gonna have kids asking their parents questions that they are not prepared to answer

Zohran Mamdani is on the latest Flagrant podcast. Within three minutes Andrew Schulz says “shoe horn theory” when he meant horseshoe, truly one of the great American minds

This was worse then you could possibly imagine. Holy fucking shit. Holy shit.

NYC Mayoral Debate MAMDANI: I want to make NYC a better place to live CUOMO: I want Mandala over here to admit he can't do anything, because I can't do anything SLIWA: I would drink a $27 Moscow mule from Andrew Cuomo's skull