Roy Keen
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that guy who used to be that other guy. ophiuchus xennial
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I love you. *pins reply*
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maimonides nutz
2 months ago
Happy Solstice everyone!!
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌
2 months ago
You guys really need to develop the capacity of simultaneously holding the truth that the colonialist occupation and genocide of Palestine is unacceptable AND violent antisemitism is real Both are true
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The Onion
2 months ago
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
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Motley Crue's "Dr. Feelgood" is my wedding song.
3 months ago
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CHOAM: Spaceknight
3 months ago
I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
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Memento (new) Morty 🌙
3 months ago
Fine. I'll read Moby Dick.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
3 months ago
This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)
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SubDiego619
3 months ago
Ayo!! Yu Darvish’s son, Shohei, has committed to play baseball at UCSD. Doap.
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I'm still wondering what happens when the dog catches the car.
3 months ago
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Maybe he can say it whilst wearing a tan suit.
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jamelle
3 months ago
i'd go even further and say there is a reason even nixon kept this kind of stuff to himself. you would have to go back quite a bit to find a point at which is acceptable for a president to say anything like this *in public*, to say nothing of in the oval office.
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Brendel
3 months ago
If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
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brent
3 months ago
you should be able to have entrance music in court
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Andrew Tobolowsky
3 months ago
This has been my whole freaking life. Every time Republicans take power people are like goddamit this is awful, they get voted out, then two years later people are like hmmm Republicans again
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Rep. Aftyn Behn
3 months ago
TODAY IS THE DAY! GET OUT AND VOTE. Polls are open 7 AM - 7 PM WE GOT THIS!!!!!!
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"Strong Floor No Ceiling" sounds like something you'd hear in a Crossfit gym on kegel day.
3 months ago
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Spotify DJ is stuck on a loop and I don't hate it.
#nowplaying
3 months ago
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Calvinball Congress
3 months ago
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Katie Mack
3 months ago
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
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Hend Amry
3 months ago
🎯
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Gillian Branstetter
3 months ago
The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
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Chris Conroy
3 months ago
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JayIsPainting 🍁
3 months ago
I'm old. If you're not, listen to this. Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder. Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever. It's literally never been more important.
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Has anyone asked AI to generate a live action Charmin commercial?
3 months ago
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Catbus
3 months ago
🧪🪄
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AMP
3 months ago
Vidjagames.
#nintendo
#legendofzelda
#videogames
#retrogames
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Dave Keating
3 months ago
BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling. 🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states. This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺
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https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/eu-court-says-same-sex-marriage-should-be-recognised-throughout-bloc-2025-11-25/
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ex-Lethality Jane
3 months ago
Shout out to all the single people traveling back to their hometown in the next day or two to visit their parents for the holiday. Just do it. Text your high school ex. See if they want to go hit up the bar the night before Thanksgiving. What could go wrong.
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Frank Conniff
3 months ago
I don't know about anyone else, but in terms of my life, this is some impactful shit right here. Thank you, Joel, Trace, Josh, Kevin, and Jim.
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Greg Pak
3 months ago
Abolish ICE is the absolute minimum acceptable policy.
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Sam
3 months ago
seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
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Emma Mitchell
3 months ago
It would be so helpful if you could RT my post above about my Etsy shop. I haven't been able to work for more than half the year due to severe depression/a breakdown. If you see this & could spare a few moments for a RT it would help me put my designs in front of a few more eyes. Thankyou so much🌿
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Michael Samonek
3 months ago
That nyt piece going around ignores one important fact- there is no good or lasting art coming from the transgressive illiberal crowd. None. Their comedy is one note. The music less than that. The movies are forgotten before they come out. The cultural revolution is so busy being anti it isn’t pro.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴
3 months ago
I think one of the things that makes me the most Unhinged is that the government is dragging people from their homes in the middle of the night, ramming people with their cars and shooting them for fun, and everyone is just doing the same discourses we always have Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Marcelius Braxton
3 months ago
We don’t need to reform ICE. We don’t need alternatives to ICE. We don’t need to engage in dishonest debates wondering what the U.S. would do without ICE. ICE isn’t even 23 years old. Most adults know a world without ICE. And the billions used to fund ICE can be used to meet people’s basic needs.
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nicole froio
3 months ago
hey guys, bolsonaro is currently in prison 🥰
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Infrogmation
3 months ago
A friend here in New Orleans writes: "Went to grab a quick dinner and the restaurant had a "NO ICE ACCESS" sign was in the door window. They were serving in to go containers. " 1/
#NewOrleans
#ICE
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Sam Antics
3 months ago
I was inspired
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Butch Rosser
3 months ago
🎶 Drive boy dog boy Dirty numb angel boy In the doorway boy She was a lipstick boy She was a beautiful boy And tears boy 🎶
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bort
3 months ago
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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Jesus. I watched ONE movie with my wife and kid and we missed Christmas?
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Colin Dickey
3 months ago
This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
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Lupita Nihongo
3 months ago
They conditioned y'all to be like this with them Nextdoor accounts
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Mark
3 months ago
*smirks in Californian*
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Emilius Duckberry
3 months ago
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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Started cleaning the kitchen, but abandoning that mid-task to go to the gym. If my *me* time is gonna be targeted, it's coming out of *our* time.
3 months ago
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The Onion
3 months ago
Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
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Trump Imposes 100% Tax On Movies Where Slaves Escape
WASHINGTON—In an effort to bring an end to what he described as an anti-American trend in filmmaking, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Monday imposing a 100% tax on the profits of movi...
https://theonion.com/trump-imposes-100-tax-on-movies-where-slaves-escape/
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Louis
3 months ago
Wait uh if you watch through to the end of the clip THEY TRIED TO BUY TACOS FROM A SHOP WHERE THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY KIDNAPPED A WORKER, WHO IS STILL DETAINED
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy
3 months ago
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
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Hend Amry
3 months ago
Conceal someone’s sin if it’s a private issue. If their transgression violates the right of another (or causes public harm), then report to relevant person or authority figure. Just gossiping is never an option.
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