Having one of those mornings where my poops sound like a dubstep song.

I'm having a good ol time with Starship Troopers Ultimate Bug War. It's throwback style brings me geeky joy. Just good gory fun. #starshiptroopers #videogames #xbox #fps #retro

This is TMI.. But if you're ever "Backed up" don't take the max dosage of magnesium poop pills.. Sweet Jeebus save me.

Stick this in your earholes.. open.spotify.com/track/4sf4Lq...

Pete Hegseth has no dick.

Decaying floppy disks preserved, the Game Boy Color throws shade, and the Legend of Zelda awakens on a PC! Plus much more! Game Club Games: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker Double Dragon II: The Revenge (NES) #retro #videogames #classiccomputing

I love seeing that any of my stories had this kind of an effect on someone. As a writer, it's one of the greatest compliments I could receive and it means a lot to me.

The Epic Games layoffs are being blamed on a downturn in #Fortnite engagement Why do you think players are stepping away? Our discussion 👉 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e... #podcast #videogames

I want a weiner couch.

More stuff on eBay. I’ll be adding a ton more this week. www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?i...

My biggest question for Marathon at this point is how they're going to keep reaching new players. You don't want to split the player base obviously, but I do wonder if some story-based co-op missions, or even just an objective based PvP mode might open it up to more people. Curious how it evolves.

RAMPAGE BALLY MIDWAY/SPECTRAL DIMENSIONS 1989 ATARI 7800

It's a new pod! This week, in honor of Crimson Desert, we are talking about games that while having huge hype, didn't have the greatest launch. Then we talk about games we are playing, and some more AI convos. Also we have that @ejsponge61.com guy on the show. podtrac.com/pts/redirect...

I am a

They let FUCKING JELLYROLL do our World Cup song? Jesus Christ.

Retro Blast: Arcade Memories is OUT NOW!! 🕹️👾🪙 The era of the Video Game Arcade is long over, but not forgotten. Back when a pocket full of tokens on a sunny Saturday was worth more than gold. That's what this episode is ALL about. Special Guest - Evan Sabba (Resident Evil 3) Listen Here!

I get it, Ramones… I, too, wanna be sedated.

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

The Jetsons lied to us

This is EV-ER-Y-THING!

GHOSTBUSTERS SEGA/COMPILE 1990 SEGA GENESIS

NINJA GAIDEN SEGA 1991 SEGA GAME GEAR

“Keep in mind that every website you go to while on the White House network, even while using incognito mode, is cached and can be reviewed on our end,” the memo read https://theonion.com/white-house-it-guy-sends-out-reminder-memo-about-child-porn/

moving and been outta work for a minute. These are my highest end pedals, 320 for the demedash chorus, 220 for the demedash tape echo, 130 for the EHX hot wax, would be willing to ship all 3 as a bundle for like 610

Behead selfie. Let's kick this week in the dick. Love y'all.

@rebarmcentire.bsky.social It's corndog time, my friend.

Teenage mutant Harvey Turtles

Afroman found not liable. A complete victory for the rapper and a massive unforced error from the cops and their attorney. www.billboard.com/pro/afroman-...

Afroman forever

Let's go.

this is killing me lol

On March 17, 2000, Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai debuted in Los Angeles, California.

On March 17, 1993, The People Under the Stairs was released on VHS by MCA / Universal Home Video.

On March 17, 2009, The Princess Bride was released on Blu-ray in the United States. Here’s some Andre the Giant and Cary Elwes art!

Tough crowd.

This is excellent news. www.eurogamer.net/kraft-subnau...

I always get the Ides of March and the Prince of Tides mixed up. One year I was so confused I stabbed Nick Nolte 23 times.

Comfort Games are important to my mental health.

On a top secret underground computer beneath Cheyenne Mountain, the military has a preserved copy of Macromedia Flash. In times of war they can deploy it to animate the most potent JibJab memes

It's a good thing too. 50yr old Elmo is absolutely terrifying..

Arc Raiders CEO says studio has "re-recorded" AI lines: "A real professional actor is better than AI; that's just how it is" www.eurogamer.net/arc-raiders-...

Thinking about doing some poopin. Not sure yet. May just go mall walking.

I would love to live in a society where saying (and pursuing) things like this destroyed your company, got you fired made you an unemployable pariah, instead of this society, which will reward this with more money and government grants to make it happen.

Autoerotic ass fixing agent

The Retro Blast Podcast: 'Arcade Memories' releases next week. Join Actor Evan Sabba (Brad Vickers, RE3:Nemesis) and I as we reminisce about going to Video Game Arcades in the 80s and 90s, our fav arcade games, and why those days were so special. Let's revisit the best days gone by.. together.💫