To my friend Jose Canseco. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla

What the fuck is this guy's problem

Creating a giant groupchat that is just for Stancil Haters and inviting everyone except the mods and Will.

We already won football in the culture war. Let's take the rest.

“And we don’t stop”

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Regular Cheerios or non-frosted Shredded Wheat

The Rams relocation was the among the most blatant and dishonest tank jobs the league has ever seen, but the rest of the owners were in on it and the public doesn't care because it's always been trendy to shit on St Louis, so Kroenke got away with everything

This is the worst news about cbs in a while

Good. Weed guys have become entirely too annoying about it

Fuck Liberty University

Is there money involved in this shitty new version of Password? The rules seem way too lax...plus Jimmy Fallon is on it and he sucks shit.

I hope the Liberty Mutual Emu pecks out the eyes of the Biberty guy

TFW you have to fly L

Love that Rizzo won't shut up about how good the defense is, only for them to be awdul

Lmfao

Good play Dansby

I don't like AI overview, but it definitely still does for me

"Will you let the dog out?"

A year-too-late sticker I'm thinking about debuting.

anecdotally, not a single rank-and-file liberal I know has any appetite for the anti-trans campaign (especially those with kids), and any overture to protect trans kids is always met with wild enthusiasm. Massive disconnect with our officials and media try

God that NHL Final is gonna suck compared to the NBA Finals

mf said ring wing

Damn, this lady gave him the Cam Skattebo

Pumping my arms in silent celebration as we're at the library. But at least it wasn't the worst possible UCL outcome.

Phew

lol too much dancing. Good.

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This was me at the office with my last one. She was a dream and so easy. I'd just kind of shrug whenever people would be talking about lack of sleep or other minor issues.

How Freedom 250 will be remembered twenty years from now:

Is Nate Bargatze right wing or are people just saying that cause he's doing the hackneyed "Dumb dad doesn't know how to be a parent" bit for his movie? I mean his whole thing is, "I'm pretty dumb"

The Pointer Brothers withdraw from Freedom 250 Concert

Terrible gym discipline.

Been a while since I've done one of these, but happy Friday! I hope you all have a wonderful day and remember, I believe in you!

Jeff Dunham will not be performing at the Great American State Fair but the racist puppets WILL be there. You can look at the puppets in a plastic tub

amazing this is not a skit

You heard the man, nobody save or invest

Um …

Phils aren't my team, but I had to

Did you say the eighth century or the ape century?

Not enough Don Knotts posting these days

It's highway 64

the right lost football in the culture war anyway. why does he care?

thanks amazon