I’m sorry but this was posted by Kier Starmer’s actual verified account and I am DECEASED my brother in Christ I just…was his social media person just like grip it and rip it or what

...and another thing, how come when I'm parked the earth doesn't rotate me to the supermarket? Also, if I'm tossing a ball up in the plane, how come it doesn't fly into my face at 770 MPH? Also, explain to me why the refrigerator is cold, but only on the inside? Hmm?

every conservative's worldview is "x isn't a problem lol go cry" until they encounter x exactly one time. now does that mean we should go out of our way to introduce them to every conceivable problem as often as possible? hmm, interesting question. not for me to answer. but interesting.

End Citizens United, although overturning Dodge v. Ford Motor Co. would probably fix a ton too.

It's been a few weeks so I think I can confidently say: The new Google Suite icons are hot garbage. "Gradient means AI smart!" Ok, but it looks like shit.

as far as i'm concerned the surge in excruciating centristposts is the most urgent diarrhea crisis facing america today

Isn't this the entire model of most of those right wing Angel studio films? They buy them up and "donate" them to church goers?

Best example of a team that should get folded, yeah.

It's true, Odysseus should've been played by an actual Greek actor

"The kids" are like 5 dorks on tiktok

Lol k

holy moly @hausofdecline.bsky.social in @inthesetimes.com ???

3. Finally, and most importantly, JL8 will be returning next week! The new update will post on Monday, 7/27 here on Patreon, and then on Wednesday, 7/29 to all other platforms! I’m incredibly excited to be back! (3/3)

Great. Still gonna be less than my premiums and it'll help more people in better ways.

Mountain Dew is my favorite summer produce

Awful loss

Hell yeah

"Hats off to the ref here" Shut the fuck up

Awful awful

Lmfao of fucking course

Score here.

Dirty play. Why are they even reviewing

Lol I took a nap during halftime and everyone seems mad about Bieber is what I'm gathering

Buying the FIFA Anthem on itunes

THE ODYSSEY's instantly, predictably enormous success is Exhibit #32176 that the right wing's grievance-farming operation is not some great American cultural shift. Most people don't give a shit about their petty crusades.

i'm sorry is that a pastrami and mustard burrito

I’m officially sold on a 3rd place game in the NFL.

tailor made for Josh Allen

Neutral observer, this is the most fun match I've ever seen in the world cup

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

Beefy Nacho Griller, but for a dollar

AI evangelists in shambles after seeing the results here

Basement toilet gets a lot of use from visiting friends/posters, so I hope you all take advantage of this nice shelf to set down your phone.

IT'S CALLED A DIVORCE TIM

He blocked me because I made fun of him loving the 2016 Olympic blazers and making up some fake "exposure value" for Ralph Lauren

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

Alex Jones popping like a balloon video is funny every time

me not bothering to watch the Odyssey in 900 meter IMIX

I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA

DO NOT, MY FRIENDS, BECOME ADDICTED TO THE WOK HEI... IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU, AND YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE! SOON, I WILL GO TO GAS TOWN

Millennial grandma with crystal candy jar full of warheads.

Welcome to soccer big dog

"Civilization was a mistake" — me when I stay up too late playing Civilization

Scoop: The AI music generator Suno was hacked. Hacker shared source code that shows how the tool was made and part of the music and podcasts that were scraped to create it. Decades worth of music, lyrics, and podcasts from YouTube, Deezer, Genius & more www.404media.co/hack-reveals...

MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL

literally this meme: