Throwback to this afternoon. What a game.

Don't wanna talk about god with these bozos, but I'll drink with em

shelf cats shelf cats shelf cats

Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.

As CEO of Mott’s Applesauce I really have to question your mental state if Applesauce isn’t on your plate, in your toilet, in the bedroom, really everywhere that Applesauce could help

31 years ago today, Homer Simpson tried to clear his name on the tabloid news show Rock Bottom. “Homer Badman” first aired November 27, 1994.

You've just died Sixth picture in your camera roll is what killed you

HOW BOUT DEM COWBOOOOOOYS

Bozo

The plate. The chef.

Idk wtf I was thinking lol

hearing one second of Alice's Restaurant.

STOP SAYING "THREE DAYS NOTICE" TOM BRADY. THREE DAYS REST IS WHAT YOU MEAN.

Eric Adams is a weird enough guy that this headline could refer to the country or the bird

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you who celebrate! I hope you have a wonderful day.

Stranger Things Season 5

Who up chopping their onions and mushrooms?

Made the tart

FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College https://theonion.com/fda-bans-captain-morgan-rum-after-having-way-too-much-of-that-shit-in-college/

Found your problems

Lmfao spotted at my parents house. Jfc.

The future leftists want

I wanna be whorin’ ?

my aunt got me this cute penzey's DEI themed advent spice calendar. we love an extremely woke brand don't we folks

twitter this last week

eating 100 gyoza today to spite my haters

Wait this isn’t just from one crank this is from the ENTIRE EDITORIAL BOARD lol

Cosplaying as an idiot who didn't pack last night and also didn't sleep.

maybe i am going insane

Stoner comedy Yoda who teams up with Seth Rogan to save the local space strip club or something

Lmfao ok, I don't know what I was expecting, even after quickly scrolling through the list and getting annoyed, #1 was a shock

I've seen enough, give him the nom

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My moon conspiracy theory is that every astronaut who sees the Earth from space immediately says “That’s a spicy meatball!” and NASA is covering it up.

I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT

Lmfao

Well that was stupid as hell Cardinals

WHAT A HIT! COWBOY BALLLL

COWBOY BALL

DAKOTA!

Ok Cowboys, do the funny thing

Scott trying to make the Browns seem fixed...lmfao they're playing the Raiders

Trevor Lawrence is terrible now.

Remember when the Chiefs made a big principled show of getting rid of Kareem Hunt after his DV arrest and then they continued to employ Tyreek Hill for years and oh also Kareem Hunt is back

Fucking garbage work by RedZone again this week. Leaving the triple box on there when 2 games were paused and the Lions had their kick.

Hell yes it was

We are now in a Handing It To Him Watch in the area of Stephen A. Smith. For your posting safety, do not hand it to Stephen A. Smith, no matter how much you loathe his current target or how reasonable he seems in a one minute clip. We will remain in a Handing It To Him Watch through the weekend.

Every few months I get drunk and think about what an awesome concept Guitar Hero Live was...except that they killed it like 2 years in. Fucking Activision