What movies have you fallen asleep to in the theater?

What kind of a clownass high school coach uses Twitter as their primary means of communication to their team in 2026 (or ever)

My politics toward liberal principles is basically this

Why are they taking 5 years to make the second PatBat movie?

Haven't read any news, what's this about us fighting the church?

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Hell yeah fuck those freaks

next time this happens, we should prepare ahead of time by not having a government where almost everybody 50+ has yearned to bomb Iran for their entire adult lives

So I'm a provincialist.

Boiling hot take: taco bell tacos are delicious enough that they don't need sauce. I like the sauce! But if they forget to put it in the bag? Still taste great. Also fire is the best one.

HAKEEEEEEEEM BUTLER

🤞🤞🤞

Very bad pass Silvers

LET'S GO BATTLEHAWKS

Liberty Biberty wasn't even funny the first time. It's not getting better.

trust me when i tell you this one delivers and you need to watch it

They would literally become the most popular person in the world if they stood up to him yet *still*

Dad Turns Up Skyrizi Commercial

every time i see jd vance he has inched a little bit closer towards his eventual "grinchgoth" look

Speaking of Simpsons things that you quote too often, anytime anything is slightly expensive I exclaim, "[insert price] dollareedoos?!"

gosh, i hate government bureaucracy. however, i *love* extensive phone calls with various corporations to figure out why i'm being charged for medical services that should have been covered under preventative care

Amadeus in music history.

“Please be nice to me” was my “header image” on “Facebook” for a “Long Time”

Need some guys to get Havana Syndrome real bad right now

Also, I don't even think the statement is true.

In good news, I got a hat

An entire government of cowards and ghouls

This isn’t Normal.

If you a Dem Politician are wasting breath today about tax cuts or affordability or Hasan Piker or anything that literally isn’t Iran/Lebanon/Gaza, you are a fascist.

It does famously help people get to work on time

Wife wanted to watch something else during halftime, we never went back and all I see is you all posting about it being awful. Well well well...

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the series finale of the WWF

Sure am hoping it happens today!

Malcolm in the Middle really did hit a home run with the Francis setup. Always gave them a B or C story in a separate location to do goofy stuff.

Solid game guys. Totally worked yourself into a win. Get 2+ from Washington.

It's against my nature to cheer for a guy named "O'Brien" but Go Card

From an employee perspective, if all you have to do to get your entire day's worth of work done is say "GenSpark do my job"...what. I get the commercial is being sold to very stupid execs who think, "The only thing stopping me from making more money is the people who do the work", but still.

Free Real Estate

Raisinets are really good for wax covered grapes

Pecan Delight Almond cluster Nut and caramel

Peacock lost the announcer audio feed and I'll say, I don't want it all the time, but ambient baseball sound games would be fun sometimes

Great escape. Now get some insurance runs because I don't trust that they'll do it again.