I hate when SNL opens with Trump (i hate SNL this season so far in general but we'll set that aside) but it kinda feels like the fruit is hanging especially low this week so i can't imagine they won't.

LOL I can't believe there are peopel who think the epstein catastrophe doesn't matter to voters. Have you MET an American voter?

Why won’t congress look into the bogus “difficulty” ranking of the NYT Connections game categories?!?!

The queen of pop rocks youtu.be/hBBo3Un_1aY?...

The cheapest aftermarket tix to see Janet Jackson are $300 and lord help me I’m considering it

The beef situation is actually a crisis! As a consumer of course i want lower prices in stores but US ranchers are in serious trouble and cutting beef tariffs will hurt them - bail out incoming?

The right wing defense of Epstein is so gross it can’t even be mocked. There’s nothing funny about it.

Spare a thought for poor little Mike Johnson who will never see be made aware of trumps mtg/massie meltdowns

I watched this with the sound down at first and was SHOCKED these two delightful people didn't have british accents.

LIsten I get it it's not for me and no one has ever forced me to watch it but the sooner we FINALLY cycle stranger things out of our popular culture the better. Yes the tide commercial was my breaking point.

"gonna have to sell the cattle ranch."

Imagining a world where "the left" has the message discipline to just repeat "trump blew Bubba" the way the right can say "10% for the big guy" over and over again for years as if it is in and of itself an incrimination.

So "Jay Kelly" is The Trip but Sandler/Clooney instead of Coogan/Bryson. Got it.

if magdalena bay could keep putting out two charming new songs a week indefinitely that would be great.

Today in “those evil motherfuckers”

Oh, Pete's gunning for a job in media.

So california currently has a wildfire AND potentially catastrophic rains. no one is doing it like us.

everything is so gross and stupid.

I've been on a Jimminy Glick rabbit hole on youtube and man i never realized there are so many eras of that character.

I don’t think JD realizes that after nine years of trump his trolling has no effect on anyone except we may sprain our eyes rolling them at him

Imagine how easy it woul be for ICE to capture the "30 million illegal immigrants" Jr. Vance claims have mortgages on homes. They gave you all the clues, mister gestapoman.

These evil, evil liars.

I started listening to pre-I Got You Enz a couple years ago, my favorite flavor of their early stuff is the Duke-era Genesis sounds of this song that no one would ever confuse with anything on True Colours. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmWb...

Death by Lightning isn't very good but this sounds like something Guiteau would have said word for word.

Remember Madison Cawthron lol

I've said that I don't want trump to die until the smoking ruins of his "leadership" are obvious to even the most low information people out there and we are absolutely getting there. We're getting there.

No no no, I didn't call Fetterman "Lurch" because of how he looks, I meant it about his abrupt political lurch to the right.

Damn stonks why u mad?

Homer Simpson had a near fatal heart attack 33 years ago, didn't change his diet or lifestyle, intentionally ballooned up to over 300 lbs once, went on an dangerous all apple-bar diet, and hasn't had any complications since. Makes ya think.

Tim Robinson shows handle incidental dialogue in such a fascinatingly, specifically glib way.

I don't understand how they get away with this shit.

So the Epstein files may actually prove russiagate was not a “hoax” (it wasn’t) is that what I’m getting from today?

Being very online and cut off from tradmedia I have never actually heard the name Adelita Grijalva out loud

Guys did you forget this edict?!?!

Living in LA I am so used to Waymos in traffic that I find myself yelling at them just as much as I would any human driver, that in and of itself feels like progress.

I've probably played this song 25 times in the last 2 days. The spongebob intro, The Van Dyke Parks-esque strings, the Catalan lithp, the building and building, the SOARING vocals. It's just so delightful.

Someday they’re gonna convert the elegant casa de Cadillac building on Ventura blvd to an Applebees or some shit.

Whenever I read about these weirdo parents who think they’re going to shelter their kids from society and program their very being without exterior influence I think “at the end of footloose all the farm kids knew how to dance pretty damn well”

Warning lights are flashing down at quality control. Again.

Party rock is in the house and it feels like a recession indicator

We are being ruled over by the most tedious, boring people who ever lived.

Pharma ads always list “serious side effects” but some of em are kinda funny

Oh good James Bond discourse. Oh good.

Come on. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEHK...

I've been withholding my take on the senate capitulation til i hear what the Pod Saves bros have to say

So excited about the rain coming this week. I'm such a fan of it's earlier work.

I was relatively (for me) off line today and don't know what any of this means. Should I bother?

The nfl should cancel bad bunny and just let Rosalia do LUX in its entirety

The world we grew up in is dead but Edi Patterson is on comedy bang bang so it’s okay

I wish some twentieth century cartoonist had made a simple visual to express the frustration of trusting a serial liar over and over, it would be helpful to contextualize these events