Oh wait, so "april showers" isn't just a poetic trope. hashtag la rain.

Is there a 33 1/3 about Eat 'Em and Smile?

I wish I was at Coachella on a perfect cocktail of soft drugs for this nine inch noize set

Given how badly CADEMS have fumbled this primary thus far my plan has always been to vote for whoever is 'ahead" just to ensure there is a D on the general ballot - but it will never be Swalwell

I'm doing brush abatement in our 1/3 acre canyon-side today and taking periodic breaks because I am old and fat but man when you see migrant dudes on the hills of LA knocking out multiple acres of brush a day with just a weed wacker, just know that shit is even harder work than it looks like.

Polymarket @ 100% that coleman domingo will NOT promote MICHAEL on SNL tonight

If Fidesz loses in Hungary the new people in charge will have an uphill battle against institutionalized fascistic systems that will make effective change difficult - that's my expert opinion after 20 minutes of skimming articles. Please like follow and subscribe for more ace commentary.

Remember that brief period in the 00s where every other movie opened with a high stress action sequence that turned out to be a simulation/test? Ha ha, Hollywood sure loved yankin' our chains.

I'm listening to a Pink Floyd biography to try to contextualize a band I've never really been into (didn't know there were two singers until like ten years ago!) and man, it did not sound like any fun at all to be in a band with Roger Waters. What a jerk!

Sabrina Carpenter is doing this very Hollywood noir-cinematic production at Coachella and it is so overweight and weirdly paced it should be a Vegas residency.

LOL what the hell was that?

Imagine meeting Sabrina carpenter and she doesn’t make a single flirty double entendre - what a let down that would be!

Meg Mills do you like alternative rock?

I mean the upside of Trump's "Pardon everyone" thing is it implies he knows he won't actually be around forever?

Nerds, DEVO about to start on the manage stage

I've somehow taken MORE convoluted routes from Florida to California.

I love that all the high tech science that went into this amazing mission comes to such an analog ending. Just waitin' for their ride.

“Somewhere south west of San Diego” That’s Tijuana!

Nice chutes!

America wants to know - is Artemis bringing Rocky back

Make sure Hegseth knows Artemis is coming down - wouldn't want him to think it's a "drug boat."

I guess there's buzz Harris will run again and man, I just don't know. I just don't know. katv.com/news/nation-...

All eyes on the elusive "Blue Texas" while California gets stuck with a republican governor.

My biggest disappointment related to the boys is that Antony Starr hasn’t become a big movie star.

I'm not grumpy enough, time to catch up on THE BOYS.

I'm a lifelong guitarist/bassist in hobby bands, in 2017 I formed a band where i played keyboards (which I cannot really do) and I was VERY proud of the result. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJWj...

I just didn't buy hamburger patties and lunch meat because of the price for the first time ever.

Posting this here to prove I’m not going crazy - I have blocked the la times on instagram three times. If it shows in my feed again at least I’ll know I’m not imagining it

Avril owes us Skater Boi 2 - there’s no way that couple stayed together when his music career ended

My bet, in a crossover bid, Ella Langley does a duet with bribri, probably a dolly parton song or something.

Every time someone said "Democrats can't just be against trump they have to be FOR something" I would say "Well in a good country being against Trump would be a 400 EV victory."

Is kalshi taking bets on who will do walk ons during Sabrina Carpenter's coachella set tonight?

Gonna make a playlist of songs I really liked but never sought out another note of music by the artist like New in Town by Little Boots.

I watched a bit of melania's thing just now and I think I've never heard her speak before today. I knew she had an accent but for some reason I thought she had a Natasha Fatale voice.

Noodles, across all cuisines, are overrated.

Reached the point where having a day off work is so much MORE work than going to work. Other than traffic my job is a breeze. Being home is non-stop Things That Must Be Done.

30 years before Girl Talk we had this...

They said the Biden presidency was "chaotic" lol

You do not gotta hand it to the IRGC's propagandists

I never know if posting instagram works here but this guy is cooking in every definition of the term. Shreddin' that oud, too. www.instagram.com/reels/DWnsE-...

PLANE is awesome. Not a single wasted frame.

Just thinking about how the lunatic right treated Jill Biden - your friends mom who chuckles and looks the other way while you take beers from the fridge in the garage - like an enemy combatant.

Calling a "ceasefire" on my liver by only drinking a tumbler of high proof alcohol several times a day.

Current mood; fairly certain I could house this whole bag in one sitting with a large spoon just to feel something

I hate trump and the iran invasion is a historical debacle but I'm not going to watch and chuckle along with lego propaganda videos from the IRGC. They are still very, very, very bad people!!!

Oh nothing, just sitting here at 11pm thinking about the fact that we all know he's clinically insane and is currently taking a massive L and will probably be goaded into something profoundly stupid.

This feels like the sort of thing they’ve been able to do for 20 years but no admin wanted it on their “watch.”

Every movie I want to name in the 2000s prompt turns out to have been from 1999 or 2013.

Too bad the usual gang of idiots at MAD magazine are largely dead or retired or they’ve be calling Claude “Clod” and it would be all over for Anthropic

WHCD is absolute garbage.