i sing at the top of my lungs pretty much any time i'm in a parking garage. I'm I-don't-care-what-people-think-and-still-have-the-pipes years old.

twilight zone ep - race of aliens has found proof of life on a planet that calls itself earth. They see our vibrant culture and communication but when they get here it's a apocalyptic wasteland and the signs of life they intercepted were just AI bots churning out content for Ai bots.

A lot of times when Trump talks about Iran it sounds like he's just sabre rattling threats to force a nuclear deal like JCPOA (but better, of course, a beautiful deal, the best ever really) and if that's the goal of all of this after he tore the dumb thing up in 1st place then jeez.

And Leon is getting laaaaaarger

What's the thinking here? Rebate checks? Sure, I want free money but Trump will get "credit" for it.

Not watching - I hate him too much, he literally makes me sick

I’m glad I can see a doctor when I need to but filling out the same 100 forms every time I come feels less than efficient?

Bob Ducca voice: “the following is a list of conditions I’m suffering from in 2026…”

The rapidly growing popularity of youth Lacrosse is also interesting.

Of course not 'personally.' They run the cash through s-corps and LLC's.

Just got it confirmed that through work i'm getting an all-expenses trip to vegas to see the great cyndi lauper. not too shabby

So the goal isn't vague regime change/liberate the Iranian people or anything, it's just "get a deal like the one Obama had?" Is that the goal here?

in the kitchen hammaxxing

I don't know how a guy like Dave Grohl is supposed to move forward as an artist. He has his ever-narrowing lane and it seems profitable to stay in it but I just don't know how anyone can get excited about "new foo" 30 plus years in.

The dow joans is getting further and further away from "we can't talk about jeffery" every day.

"Ha ha, you dumb MAHA idiots fell for it, you're not smart like me" i sneer as I die from Roundup™ in my food.

I have to believe that over the last several decades the pentagon has gamed out countless plans for Iran and I also have no doubt that whatever happens next will be entirely decided by one man's petulant impulses in the moment they occur to him.

Whizzing and pasting and pooting through the day.

Hm, this throws a monkey wrench in my theory that Ella Langley is an industry plant.

We need to appoint a single account that posts shit like the rfk kid rock workout video so it doesn't keep showing up in our feeds over and over for a week.

Kiss me by Stephen Duffy should be in everyone’s essential 80s canon

Why is "Nirvanna the band..." only showing at the biggest brand-name most expensive theaters in LA? Whither Los Feliz 3?

Maybe the fifth element. Or princess bride. Or raiders of the lost ark. Many such cases

Lost in Space (1999) - how could such a durable refillable concept produce such a lousy, fucking incoherent movie!? The Netflix series was better of course but like the Jetsons I think there is a very fun family-of-the-future movie in both IPs

Today would be a good day for a prominent democrat to go on tv and say without hesitation "No one cheated any elections, you horrible shambling rotten pudding of a man. Fuck entirely off with your lies."

Willow Smith’s new album petal rock black is really neat!

Time for democrats to embrace stealing bread from the mouth of decadence

I hope this makes a lot of conservative, straight laced by-the-book feds who dedicated their lives to the bureau very, very sad because why should I feel bad about it if they don't.

Elvis Presley was a big monty python fan and had an early VHS machine that he would watch them over and over and I'd like to see an Elvis impersonator do Elvis excitedly retelling his favorite sketches to Red and Sonny.

Sleigh Bells in a pharma ad and some people still think "millennials" are college students.

Does the P-shot count as technology?

My wife is watching a 2016 british series called The Night Manager and I really think a lot of people have never seen Hugh Laurie be funny.

Actuarially speaking next week will likely be his last sotu.

I don't expect this band to get big or anything but they would make a great double bill with Wet Leg. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWRX...

No. Not SOTU. No. We can't this year. Please no.

Say what you will about Blur, they were onto something when they said "modern life is rubbish."

I actually like Taco Bell and it has never caused me intestinal distress everyone talks about but man the food has gotten so much smaller lately. Shrinkflation nation strikes again

Love having to own a costly machine I know nothing about that is constantly breaking because I can’t afford a working one cars are great just the best

Listening to old podcasts on youtube. What a time to be "alive."

Explaining to people how not-that-long-ago getting your FICO score was nearly impossible and people didn't even think about it for years at a time.

My dad's favorite band was fleetwood mac and because of that I despise fleetwood mac. Does that count?

One of the many, many things I don't understand about our elected democrats is their inability to grasp that republicans hate them. They hate us. They hate us all with the intensity of a thousand suns. The very least you can do is NOT gotta hand it to them.

The democrats should have been shouting shit like this for eight fucking years.

Greetings from Tarzana

Flav 28

Blame it all on “dudes rock” I showed up in Crocs…

"the left" should make the statue of liberty their "Punisher logo." Own it the way the right tries to own the flag. Symbol of pride and whatnot.

When I was a kid my dad would sing Rawhide whenever we were leaving the house and I think if i imprinted anything like that on my kids it will be the memory of me always singing "The Future' by Leonard Cohen in the school pick up line.

The attention economy rewards bad faith arguments!

The right thinks acknowledging our past honestly means you hate this country and that is SUCH a fucking tell.