1st sesh of 2026 a big success - +4.25x my one buy in. Cue the zombies this will be our year

i’d like to just say the popular social media generating CSAM is also the leading platform for bigots to claim without evidence that trans people are a danger to children

We’re about to get a right wing defense of “computer generated no real victims” aren’t we

The sitcom Alice had one of the greatest story-telling theme songs of all time - a truly lost art. “I used to be sad….”

What’s the over under on when trump makes a horrible demand of zohran and when he says no trump goes “and I was so nice to him in my Oval Office leftists are so divisive!”

I’m at a casino - good thing I didn’t make a resolution or this would be breaking it!!

Every year when it rains in vegas at least one of the high end casinos has a major ceiling leak. www.instagram.com/reel/DS9clPw...

lol no

Just drove across la at 7 am on a rainy New Year’s Day and that is the ideal number of cars on the road. This should be the goal

Sure the sound of the fireworks is annoying but knowing they're unlikely to burn down a zip code is nice. #LARain

Gotta be honest as a Sinatra fanboy who is sick of all the overplayed hits New York New York still gets me in the right context

Let’s make 2026 the year we erase the song Imagine from the collective consciousness

I thought we moratoriumed “imagine”

My top ten shirtless selfies of 2025 🧵 ⬇️

In 2026 I'm going to stop being such a people-pleaser doormat if that's okay with everyone, I mean. let me know. I don't want to make this a thing. You know what, actually I'll stick to trying to lose weight. Sorry for this post.

sending my final "what the fuck are you even DOING!?" message of 2025 to my my absentee congressman Smilin' Jimmy Gomez.

I am squarely of the MTV generation and watched it a lot but couldn't think of any music videos that I really care enough about to call favorite so.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl9K...

Getting a little crazy just to Seal something

Picture of the staff who operate my account.

I've predicted a revival of New Jack Swing every year since 2004, but 2026 is DEFINITELY going to be the year.

2025 was our Horse-In-A-Hospitalest year yet, amirite?

I know this is old but it illustrates how long he’s been a clown

I try not to doom but man they are so relentlessly evil and cruel and the response is so fucking nothing

So now the right believes ivermectin can cure cancer. Mass formation psychosis is real

Is it wrong to say that the dems capitulation to O’keefe on ACORN set a lot of shit in motion? That seems like a thing but I don’t know

I bought 3 $2 scratchers and won $59 so my retirement is pretty much covered now

My impressionable mind was forged in 80s cold war hysteria and Russophobic popular culture, i am not proud to have not outgrown it but also...

Bought some high fiber weed gummies just for shits and giggles

I’d never go east of the 605 again if I didn’t have to

I’m begging someone to tell me what to do.

I’ve never bought apple earbuds for the same reason i dont own John varvatos sunglasses - I’d just lose them and be out all that money

I’m fucking done with “earbuds.” The losing them the charging them the fucked up buttons the bad fit. Bring these baddies back

I’m sorry I like Kamala just fine but I demand an absolute sicko in 2028.

My son was briefly friends with Michael biehn’s som and he came to pick him up from a birthday party at our house as I didn’t recognize him the end

Rudderless-ass country

Message of love notwithstanding my favorite shout out to an old timey actress is Motley Crue name checking Sandra Dee in “come on and dance”

The only thing I know a boy Bridget Bardot is that she’s mentioned in the pretenders “message of love” - I am okay with that

I am Woodrow Wilson

I’m not a doomer but also I dont know that this will happen at scale. Americans are great at shrugging

I grew up as a bland suburban kid who fantasized about being a cool city kid and now my son is one and it’s terrifying as a parent lol you’re going where with who to do what?

I wish I had the focus, energy and follow through for literally ANYTHING that will stancil has for internet fighting

Wow what an ending

Golden age for wallet inspectors

Colonel Jockjaw checking in unbidden

Don’t worry, Darling wasn’t a great movie but it’s also not wrong

Today is my last day with one of my special needs clients who i have spent more time with this year than anyone outside of my family. I can't express to him what spending time with him and learning from him has done for me but I can only hope that I have had a tiny fraction of as much impact on him

How I am walking out of 2025

Winter wonderland doesn’t even mention Christmas. It’s just about weather. You can keep listening to it!

One of the things I love (ironically) about the last mission impossible movie is that it seems that in every scene mcquarry told Esai morales “smile! Smile bigger! You’re having the time of your life! Being a baddie is so fun to you!”

People are talking about the influence of Avatar and not exaggerating when I say seeing Stephen Lang in the first movie inspired me to get a gym membership that I have used religiously since so there’s that…