I had a question about widow's bay and once again checked reddit and shouldn't have. Can people not just enjoy a show without parsing every frame for "clues?" Who said it was a puzzle box? Who said you needed a decoder ring?

Oh, he's RUNNING running.

Apropos of nothing Slither by Velvet Revolver is the best mainstream hard rock song of the 00s.

This is like when Las Vegans whine about the airport being changed to Harry Reid then you tell them what kind of a guy Pat McCarran was and they go "Exactly, the good old days."

Milli Vanilli? the infamously fake pop group where one of the guys is dead? Is playing concerts?

Texas: out of touch one-party political regime threatened by charming Christian guy who's main selling point is how normal he is. California: out of touch one-party political regime threatened by deeply weird realty TV star who spent a mint on rocks and a smug british fox news contributor.

Considering becoming a bucket hat guy this summer. Ill update as events warrant.

The rock could do so much reputational repair just by starring in the rundown 2 with stiffler

Someone compared JD Vance to The Deep and while I think most The Boys discourse is curséd, that's pretty funny and I can't believe I didn't see it before.

It's too easy to call it Talarico Derangement Syndrome. Let's get the team down in catch phrases to come up with some alts.

Wow, a democrat who knows how this shit works. Impressive.

The ONE part of retail politics i would be good at is that I actually like all the slop they have to eat to look like reg'lar folk. Take me to the state fair. I'll eat that deep-fried garbage even with the cameras off.

It's a thrill living through the "Oh, so that's what happens when you press that button," era.

Please let trump live long enough to see this bestowed it will kill him

Forming a goth tribute band with all members over 50 and calling it Bela Lugosi’s Dad

I don’t mean to be insensitive but wouldn’t that mean all of…. Never mind

Every consumer interaction includes a survey follow up except Budget rent-a-car which is bad because I want to lay into those clowns. Probably why they don’t so surveys

What’s the more overplayed musical affectation, ALL CAPS or no caps?

Im not saying there isn’t fraud and waste in large systems - obviously there is - but they don’t really care about that they just don’t think a penny should go to help anyone but them and are using “fraud” as the excise to shred literally everything

It’s wild how miller was clearly a media disaster for the admin so the media-at-large just stopped covering him almost as a favor. Thank goodness for indie media

Spencer Pratt is making a very big deal out of a program that offers free emergency dental care to unhoused Los Angelenos as bloated gov't corruption and etc and I'd never even heard about it so I read up and the program whips ass. I'm so proud my city even tries to pull it off.

My most quoted KITH lines "Got a problem with that, BELGIUM?" "You can't fire me, I'm from France." "We told them we were gonna eat worms." "They seemed to like the idea." "Okay, I gotta go, I'm in the middle of a big bike race!" Kevin McDonald voice: "EVIL!"

It's wild that the republicans are letting a guy who's clearly cornered, frustrated, bored, and deeply unwell make military and diplomatic decisions and demands.

GUTS (Spilled) is undoubtedly the album i've listened to the most that's come out in the 2020s. I love it.

New affectation: pronouncing PROgress like a Canadian

Got dizzy while reelin’ in the years? Can’t buy a thrill issue

Congratulations Lichtenstein you are no longer the least serious country on earth

Why does musk always wear a cap? Bro paid who knows how much for a hairline. Show that shit off.

The markets love a return to air strikes apparently

Not the point but “emplace?”

I will believe in AI the day it solves traffic. We lose untold hours to traffic and our “leaders” have given up - send the computer to fix it. Then I’ll be an AI believer.

I love this sleazy read on the Beatles - wish they’d made their pinups all covers album youtu.be/q523BjggoSM

Not one thing Chappelle has said on trans issues/people is even remotely a joke tho. I say this as a former fan who finds his turn toward “tedious lecturer” to be almost the antithesis of comedy

This is a good question and harder to answer than than it seems. As I read it, it can’t simply be a “good cover” it has to be something that sounds like an artist wrote themselves based on their entire body of work.

I’m sure you have some cosmic rationale

Im really kind of fascinated by how iconic and universal the “distressed” us flag is in right wing aesthetics. You love the flag but only if it looks like you dragged it through the holler behind your truck?

I watched Marty supreme a few days ago and really didn’t like it but now I do which is exactly the reaction I had to gems and good times so I guess that formula (self absorbed dipshit wreaks havoc on himself, others, common sense) works

I love when the financial media tries to mine clicks from people in the stock market but also dumb

Dolly was cooking when she wrote "Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition" and "in the same boat as a lot of your friends, waitin' for the day your ship'll come in" in the same damn song.

On a flight i watched the running man (2025) and zootopia 2 and they are the same movie!

Not all good parents make good kids not all bad parents make bad kids. Scorching hot take

No one told me you could get a job at a newspaper for adults by writing about Chisanbop

Im sitting in an airport and am days late to the prompt but… 1. I am the walrus 2. What you’re doing 3. Something 4. Seen a face 5. In my life 6. She’s leaving home 7. Please please me 8. She said, she said 9. Tomorrow never knows 10. (Obligatory left field pick) Savoy Truffle

I will never use a rental car company again. Turo is the only answer. I hope the rental car industry collapses under the weight of its own venality.

The triumvirate of toppings: grilled onions, bacon, and bleu cheese crumbles.

Wild to see the local news in Florida report the peace deal strictly from trumps pov and as an unequivocal victory

Authenticity will tear us apart

America downgraded to Mediocre Satan

I can’t believe there’s a Jaxon old enough to play nfl. That’s a nine year old boys name

As a hobbyist songwriter every now and then I stumble on something I think is really good and think “ah Im in the zone I could write a whole album right now!!” and then it’s just “cryin/lyin/dyin” rhymes again