Introduce yourself as a Black TV character.

The implementation of Woke 2.0 will need to be brutal, complete and permanent. These guys can't be allowed to exist in a free and sustainable society.

ladies and gentlemen, the "liberal media"

I’m not interested in Olivia Nuzzi’s book because I’m a human being with self respect and if I ever wanted to read dogshit writing about yearning despite having no real problems, I could just dig up poems I wrote in middle school

This has been my whole freaking life. Every time Republicans take power people are like goddamit this is awful, they get voted out, then two years later people are like hmmm Republicans again

i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences

The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

“Strong Floor No Ceiling!” chant all the people who say they can’t support Defund the Police or Black Lives Matter because “they’re bad slogans that nobody understands.”

Normal President normal country

pretty remarkable that Costco has more of a spine in fighting for the rule of law than many major universities and fancy law firms

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

This year has been a decade yet I've also looking around like "December? HOW!?"

Trump needs you to simultaneously believe that it's nuts to think the president of a country could actually be a drug trafficker, and that we are going to war with another country because its president is actually a drug trafficker.

It's okay for some campaign promises to be about optics rather than policy. "We're going to bulldoze his monument to himself on Day One and rebuild the East Wing" would be a very good one for 2028.

After attending Survivor Series yesterday, my main takeaway is that it's pretty hilarious I saw "SuperCena" live three times and he didn't win once.

I’ll put it this way: I have significantly more optimism that we can beat this particular set of fascists than I do that Dems will do what is necessary not to hand the country right back over to the next batch four year later

Happy WarGames to all those that observe.

It’s kind of incredible that The Onion’s aiming to surpass the Washington Post in print circulation but I’m here for it.

What I *should* be doing is getting time and a half for working BLACK Friday #thankstrump

But this would mean all the tech & media companies just *want* fascism & aren’t actually kow-towing to a uniquely powerful admin? That can’t be.

The cowboys really *are* America’s team (badly run by an ancient, unreconstructed racist and coasting on accomplishments from the previous century while daily inventing new ways to humiliate themselves)

Thank Ful (Falettenme Stuf Myface Again)

Yes people were manipulated And they are that damn racist and the uneducated Americans ain’t got anything to do with the legions of racist educated ones who did everything to undercut people of color

Said it before will say it again: never used it. Won’t use it. I will go into the woods and become mulch before I use it.

those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

#WrestleSky sickos, rejoice!

Report: It Pretty Incredible That Americans Entrusted With Driving Cars https://theonion.com/report-it-pretty-incredible-that-americans-entrusted-w-1819574734/

SO SAD FOR LAME DUCK DONNY! CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS ARE NOW OPENLY DEFYING HIM. STICK THAT "DONNY 2028" CAP WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE, PAL. IT'S NEVER HAPPENING. LAUGH ALONG WITH ME IN TODAY'S TREMENDOUS POST. "SIR! SIR! THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! SIR!" THANK YOU FOR READING. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4oXIvzB

It hits different when they're arresting white women. They signed up to terrorize Black and brown people.

Mark Kelly knows exactly what political violence looks like. The fact that the Pentagon is investigating him for urging troops to refuse illegal orders, even as Trump calls for political enemies to be punished, shows how dangerous this administration has become.

There is a reasonable thoughtful “professional” way of saying it.. and I ain’t got it right now The “forgive”/ strategy people Are lifelong enablers who are more concerned with maintaining the option of abusive white supremacy/ whatever privilege the have as social control Over safety

What if Dems ran on sacrificing James Carville's human rights?

There’s a lot not to like about this administration, but I really appreciate its bursts of incompetence

Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81

they are not playing 3D chess. they are fucking idiots.

answer is great but also it's telling that the guy who's been saying this since day 1 has to answer about whether he's an antisemite for 5 min every interview while the same people grin vacantly at the jewish space lasers lady and call her a brave warrior

🏀 Sometimes I see OKC beating the brakes off somebody and I'm reminded they have the Clippers' pick in the draft. I wonder if a team has ever won the NBA Finals in 3 games. 🏀

Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait. My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.

(6/X) The right is united around hating the left. That trumps every other possible concern, including prominent fellow travelers becoming Nazis. The left is always worse. No one on the right cares about Republicans becoming Nazis. No one.

1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths 2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them

HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN THE POPE DID A RAVE?

I pushback on it’s going to take generations to undo whatever stupid thing Trump is doing analysis. It won’t if people (white people) decide they give a fuck about a functional government.

🎶 Drive boy dog boy Dirty numb angel boy In the doorway boy She was a lipstick boy She was a beautiful boy And tears boy 🎶

MTG is resigning Trump and Mamdani are chums Pope Leo threw a rave Not sure what the Etsy witches are up to at the moment but I trust the process

Opened BlueSky to find out about MTG resigning, then the radio started playing Tha Crossroads and I cackled so hard for so long I almost threw up.

I don’t know what her next act will be but please keep in mind you do not ever have to hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene

Go home politics, you're drunk

we gotta keep hammering over and over again just how fucking unpopular this guy is with every institution and every person in a position of power people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him