CJ McCollum 2, Knicks 1 🏀

it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter

There are only four, maybe five actual leaders at the national level of the Democratic Party, and she's one of them.

Wife: The way you know AI is a scam is that the same party and people who have been waging war on public school funding for 50 years are now pushing to spend tax money to get AI into public schools and saying they're doing it to "level the playing field" or so "kids don't get left behind"

Rent controlled apartments.

Ciampa cutting a babyface promo wasn't on my bingo card but he cut a great one. #AEWDynamite

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

This administration has absolutely destroyed the Justice Department. Prosecuting a storied civil rights organization for investigating white supremacist groups while vacating convictions for January 6th insurrectionists.

Shoutout to @anildash.com for this one. Happy #NationalPrinceDay to all who observe.

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He's also the youngest to ever win it and the first to do it in his first three seasons, so have fun with that, league. Poor Tiago Splitter out there as the fourth best Spurs center in the building. Still think Joker should be MVP tho 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️ 🏀

If this were anyone else, I think it would fly right by. But people with Nazi tattoos should proceed with caution. Hand waves and raised-arm gestures in freeze frame can feed a very real existing narrative. Just sayin.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️ Third Eye Blind, Semi-Charmed Life 🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️ Rick James, Mary Jane #emptyorchestra

🎙️🎙️🎙️ For Squirrels, Mighty K.C. 🎙️🎙️🎙️🎙️ Johnny Cash, Cocaine Blues

🎙️🎙️ Green Day, Geek Stink Breath #emptyorchestra

🎙️Tom Petty, Mary Jane's Last Dance #emptyorchestra

How did Orlando wait until game *84* to show up?! 🏀

Actually, I’ve explained this MANY TIMES This generation of Black ppl vote MORE than any generation since we got the right to vote But after the 1st Black was elected, WHITE PPL began turning out in historic numbers to vote for Trump. As this graph CLEARLY shows… The “crisis” is white people.

1/3. And this is one more reason the war goes on in some form — people close to Trump are making money from it. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

🏀 How many Joker truther rants am I going to be allowed this playoffs? Serious question. 🏀

First round probably hysterically wrong 🏀 predictions! (Play-In record: 4-2) DET 🧹 CLE 🧐🧹 NYK in 6 (barely talked myself out of ATL in 7) BOS 🧹 OKC 🧹 HOU 🧐🧹 DEN in 6 SAS 🧹

John Roberts is and always has been Sam Alito with better PR he has declared himself and his fellow republican justices the unelected rulers of America and they have wielded their power in favor of making Donald Trump of all people untouchable the court as it exists today must be broken

Willing to go around the world to get his ass whipped by THEKLA in public in two countries. I respect the hustle.

So THIS is the one game all year Orlando actually shows up for. Will Detroit even need to play Cade in the first round? Is FanDuel accepting Pistons in 3 bets? 🏀

just spitballing here but one thing that might turn down the temperature is top CEOs not doing and saying insane and extremely harmful things all the time, such as enthusiastically embracing fascist movements

Worthless predictions (currently 3-1 tho): Charlotte by double digits, Phoenix by less than 6 🏀

It's not the MOST pathetic thing Vance has done, but him going to Hungary to applaud man who condemned "race mixing" is absolutely wretched (🎁) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Again for the newcomers: There is only one true sport. There has only ever been one true sport.

Trump: "Millions of American small businesses, including corner stores. What is a corner store? I've never heard that term. I know what a corner store is but I've never heard it described-- a corner store. Who the hell wrote that?"

seriously hope when dems get back in power they go after every single fuck involved with DOGE

The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.

Tucker Carlson on Sean Hannity: “It does take a kind of cable news mentality to say of the pope, hey, you ever read the Bible? It's hilarious” Carlson: Hannity is “someone, again, who's often made fun of for being dumb” www.mediamatters.org/tucker-carls...

I love you, playoff basketball. Never change.

Please, 🏀 gods, for the love of everything holy, let Charlotte beat the Tragic by double digits on Friday

The white kind of immigrants

Society has moved on from needing Dave Chappelle

Did somebody say PLATOFF MUTHA FUCKIN' BASKETBALL 🏀

As a noted estate hater (est-hater?), I have to be accountable: this lineup fucking cooks

Goddamn, if this is how the playoffs are going to be buckle up! Great bucket from LaMelo and then the block on Mitchell, I do think Pele was open if Mitchell was look up at the start of the play.

🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀 PLAYOFFFFFFF BASKETBAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL~!~! 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀

🏀 Probably worthless predictions: Hornets over Heat, Blazers over Suns 🏀

California has a fighter on the ballot. No baggage. Just a record that holds up. Join us — XavierBecerra2026.com.

I just did my taxes. Took like 20 minutes, tops. Their price is much better than those other fuckers, you know who I mean. Federal is free, state is $15 www.freetaxusa.com?friend=LjBnjr

I was at church. You were two rows ahead of me.

I blame Reagan for everything.

this is why I think racism is a much more powerful electoral force - “I am doing poorly, so I’m blaming my lack of opportunity on other races” resonates with a lot of shitty people those same folks may think trans women shouldn’t play women’s sports but they can’t blame their shit job on that

Miserable country

looks like JD Vance really fucked the couch again huh

Markets will crash on Monday. Then Trump will claim he’s ending his blockade right after he and his buddies load up on those crashed stocks, and the market will take off. It’s just a cycle. He has no incentive to end this war (plus, Netanyahu won’t let him).