Just saw a commercial for the Strike Force. I did not know that was still a thing.

Dave Roberts broke Mason Miller. #Padres

Vive la France! 🥖

This is hilarious coming from a guy who looks like an orc from "The Lord of the Rings."

I've been around since Cheeto Mousselino but I still think that "President Explosive Diarrhea" is the one that ought to stick

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I don't think you need to read The Odyssey (or The Iliad) before experiencing any adaptation, but I do think you should read The Odyssey (or The Iliad) just because they are stories that have managed to persist for thousands of years in language after language for a reason.

Hardware www.imdb.com/title/tt0099...

When I start to worry about Trump stealing the midterms, I just remind myself that he’s losing a fight with the Reflecting Pool at the moment.

Holy shit, the tweets cited by Hegseth and other assholes in this mob family. news.usni.org/2026/07/16/b...

Tonight's Presidential address is so D.O.A. its sister's being named to the Senate.

Public Begs Mitch McConnell To Stop Releasing Photos Of Himself https://theonion.com/public-begs-mitch-mcconnell-to-stop-releasing-photos-of-himself/

$30 an hour to watch the games and text him the play-by-play while he's hooping at the Encinitas YMCA.

“Sorry, when I said I’m from Chicago, I meant the one in Ontario,” said the ex-commander-in-chief, adding that he had never been to the United States but had heard some “pretty crazy things” about the “stuff going on down there.”

Cardiologist's office has changed their phone system to an AI operator that sounds somewhat real but, of course, can't understand what you're saying and just ends up sending you to the live person you wanted to talk to anyway. Stupid thing even has a "typing on keyboard" sound effect.

No one in Citizens Bank Park felt the need to stick around for the MVP presentation. 🤣

This year's MLB All-Star Game MVP is going to every person who actually watched that game on TV.

Jesus, Dave, I would like to go to bed at a reasonable hour. #Padres

My doctor: "You should eat more fruits and vegetables." Me: "Nah."

Hey I know, let's make this very boring All-Star Game even more boring by talking to PCA

MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL

#mute #MLBAllStarGame

Oh, good, they've rebooted Baywatch.

Remember when they actually played a game during the All-Star Game?

I could use less of this corny manufactured bullshit in my baseball.

What in the Oscars intrepretive dance number is going on?

i cant believe how many people are falling for this polymarket horse shit. just give me your money instead.

The MLBPA needs to demand that the next CBA expressly forbids miking up more than one player from each team in any game.

Did no one test out the microphone before putting it on Dylan Cease? The reverb feedback is really annoying.

i know it's an X screenshot but in what world is he knowledgeable about the business of sports? The guy who killed the USFL?

counting the hours until i find out about a transfer of $5,625,005.48 from the budget of a federal program that helps women

Kyle Schwarber can still win this on the mail ballots.

Michael Buffer?

CBP right now.

Hunter Pence is currently a 7 on the Chris Bermannoying scale.

Schwarber should have had a #Padres starter pitch to him. Just based on how many leadoff home runs he's hit against them, he would have set a record.

I've had the Home Run Derby on this entire time. I know Jordan Walker & Willson Contreras each hit 13 hrs in their round. I have no idea what else has happened since.

Look, Netflix, either have Matty V call this thing or whoever that is with Barry Bonds & Albert Pujols. Don't switch back & forth batter-to-batter.

One of the Liberty Bell-shaped archways has bogged down in the outfield grass and there are delays trying to move it. What a throwback to John Burgoyne's Saratoga campaign

Matty V on the HR Derby call. Nice.

Oh, they've got a segment with the batting stance guy coming up on the Home Run Derby preshow. Was unaware he was still a thing.

Artist's rendering;

RIP, Sam Neill. At least he finally got to see Montana.

Should have co-branded this with the Hallmark Channel for "Christmas in July"

I didn’t think they would actually do it.

Mitch did a proof of life photo and I am howling

#Padres win.