And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.

via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon

man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut

Most accurate 2025 map I’ve seen yet

well it’s about damn time

The sky this morning.

Meanwhile in Infectious Diseases Clinic…

The “president” is a legit sociopath and belongs in a mental institution. This is not acceptable human behavior.

This is one of those times when all of the bad news just sucks the air out of your lungs.

What a horrifying weekend of news. Too much.

This is unacceptable. America is deeply broken.

Hanging out with babies rules. This guy is the size of a Build A Bear and he's never even seen anything before. He just got here!

notice how this happens at almost every high profile school shooting now.

'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed

As a writer I think about how fonts will make my words look, but I don't often think about the work that goes into designing the fonts themselves. My friend Doug thinks about fonts constantly & wrote an excellent article exploring the creation of Gotham. frerejones.com/blog/designi...

As an east coast kid who ended up in Colorado, I feel the same way.

All I ever want to do when I’m flying with kids who are hungry tired, and over it is to spend more time in the airport making them watch me do crappy pull-ups.

I feel like this is a word pairing that will be stuck in my head now forever. Beetlejuice Meggings.

Not only do I not want to use your new A.I. mode, I want you to stop telling me about your new A.I. mode, this is like the waiter trying to tell me the specials, but what makes them special is that the chef is blindfolded and we've started keeping roach poison in salt shakers

See you real soon, you toothy goon! (Works for both alligators and crocodiles)

excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend

is there anything more 2025-coded than “white” being the pantone color of the year

Here's my spotify wrapped:

I'm at the combination

All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences

I would rather have all the teeth in my head fall out than set foot in whatever this room is.

we need a hakeem jeffries of the left

When you put poets in charge of ad copy.

Master RöķŞŇ

I have refined The uranium That was in The centrifuge And which You were probably Saving For power generation Forgive me It was so powerful I am Become death

Every single poet just wants to write one poem so dangerous it could blow up the entire world. But we’d never actually do it because we’re total sweethearts.

Now Lil John is performing ‘Turn Down For What’ as Geoffrey Giraffe DJs on a Toys R Us float. I pledge allegiance to whatever this is. 🫡

Busta Rhymes performing a medley of his hits on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles float during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade is everything I love about America.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

America’s largest resource is the amount of mulligans it extends to goofy-ass racists.

Hiraeth (HEE-reyeth) (n.) - An intense longing for a home you can’t return to, or that never was. Used in a sentence: “And evermore, deep in his small and ancient brest, there stirred a sorrow sharp as winter wind—a hiraeth for the numinous lands of Faerie that slipt into legend many ages agone.”

Bernie Sanders and Chuck Schumer bareknuckle boxing shirtless in a parking lot, when? Let’s gooooooooooo

The funniest part about the Elon clip is the end when he’s being earnest cuz it’s exactly what I’d say to roast him “Beep boop I am a robot. The phone will display the pixels and play the sounds that it anticipates you would most like to receive. End transmission”. Even Rogan looks bored.

Yesterday I tried to put everything I knew about whistles—where to get them, where to get instruction sheets, how to distro—into one place so you can build off it for your own community's whistle needs: dansinker.com/posts/2025-1...

me waking up and opening this app

What a week to be alive and extremely online!

I miss him.

The really fun part, every time the president says something utterly psychotic, is that right after all his little toadies and goblins go on camera to say that he didn't mean what he said and that you're stupid for thinking so, his next move is always to announce that he meant every word of it

It’s times like this I really wish we had a functioning democracy.

My middle schooler told me his speech won in debate class by like 7 or 8 votes. ‘It wasn’t even close’. The topic being argued was ‘Which sport is better- football or soccer?’ He was arguing on behalf of soccer. I’ve never been prouder.

Me lately

Probably?

My 12 year old was so excited to show me that there was a new Homestar video out today. It’s advertising their 25 year anniversary merch which made me feel a zillion years old. I loved the cartoons in college and am delighted my kids love them now.