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The past is dark and full of spiders.
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SE Gyges
1 day ago
if you are an adult and not legitimately starving stealing shit should be beneath you. among other problems, if an actually broke and desperate person tries to steal actual food for that store, the cop that busted you for stealing probiotics and eye lotion with your $400 checkout is keyed up now
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Sam
1 day ago
shoplifting is bad. cheating on your taxes is bad. smoking on the train is bad. not picking up your dog’s poop is bad. we live in a society, act like it!
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Nute Year, Nute You
2 days ago
Gonna be honest, I’m somewhat sad Iran couldn’t find a totally different and unrelated Ayatollah whose name was also extremely close to the prior guys
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Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱
3 days ago
"He literally said both sides." This fuckin rules, it's the animating principle behind cargo cults, but as applied to human language
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BeijingPalmer
3 days ago
I feel some people often confuse 'wrong' and 'illegal.' lots of things are one that are not the other.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast
4 days ago
I mean the thing is at the end of the day, the American people voted to make things cheaper by voting for higher tariffs because liberals killed Peanut the Squirrel. I don’t know how to message for that kind of electorate and neither does anyone else.
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Ted Underwood
5 days ago
A neotenous primate says what?
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BeijingPalmer
6 days ago
damnit I hoped they were going to make the chief concubine position permanent
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast
6 days ago
TRUMP: Okay, thanks for showing up to the interview, uh… Matt Wade? MULLIN: MARKWAYNE. AS BOTH MARK AND WAYNE ARE NORMAL EARTH NAMES, MARKWAYNE IS DOUBLY NORMAL. TRUMP: Great. Do you have any experience with illegal aliens? MULLIN: NO I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ALIENS. I LOVE HUMANS. I LOVE NOSE HOLES.
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Senator Ron Wyden
6 days ago
Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0
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the word for the taste of human skin, particularly if it is unwashed, is pencil-lead this should not be confused with the word for the taste of pencil lead, which does not exist
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Glonzo In Exile 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇬🇱
8 days ago
A lot of people epically failed to accept the basic reality that the 2024 election was an election with huge moral stakes and a clear right and wrong answer (for a wide range of reasons). They now are twisting themselves into knots to protect themselves from accepting that moral failing.
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David Gillant
8 days ago
I was expecting a lot more posts in between those two
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Adam Serwer
8 days ago
Trump went from an obviously fake “No More Forever Wars” to “No! More Forever Wars” pretty fast
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politiburb
8 days ago
Friend on discord showed me this and I thought a few people who enjoyed this person's comics might like to know how they post over on the Hitler site.
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folk tune stan account 🎻
9 days ago
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japers crepers where'd you get those papers
10 days ago
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Louis Mirante
10 days ago
Not the point but this first claim is objectively untrue. The world is generally speaking the safest it’s ever been. Extreme poverty, deaths by violence/disease/war, and so much more are at historic lows. Progressives conjured miracles in the 20th c. The problem is the troglodytes unraveling this.
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utopia deferred
12 days ago
not to be constantly stating the obvious but part of the tragedy and anxiety of the present crisis is that a failure to act on it will lead to an epoch of barbaric nihilism hereunto unseen
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they're socialists sensu talk radio
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11 days ago
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Timothy Snyder
13 days ago
Our federal government killed a disabled genocide survivor and is covering up for a child rapist. And that is just today’s news. It is just unconscionable to be treating this as normal or acceptable in any way.
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Blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol dies in Buffalo.
A nearly blind refugee abandoned by Border Patrol miles from his home dies in Buffalo after having been missing for nearly a week.
https://www.investigativepost.org/2026/02/25/blind-refugee-abandoned-by-border-patrol-is-dead/
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast
14 days ago
The year is 2037. The RRRRRAAAAARRRRGH party has won an election with the mandate to nuke Britain repeatedly because humans are an invasive species from Ethiopia non-native to the British Isles. They are appreciably to the left of U.S. Republicans.
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William B. Fuckley
14 days ago
yeah I’ve become much less tolerant of ‘directionally correct’ stuff as a direct result of RFK. it matters if something is true. yes, even if the motivation for the lies is understandable and the target of them unsympathetic like big pharma is/was.
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Natsuka
14 days ago
i promise you, you will not guess what this is responding to god i love the Internet
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Vituperative Erb
16 days ago
Ok good I was worried that a bunch of Millennial journalists who have pickled their brains on Twitter were engaged in an opaque parasocial vendetta against another overly online Millennial but my fears have been allayed
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Thor Benson
16 days ago
I grew up on forums. You think I'm worried about relevance
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast
16 days ago
I’m not even a Stancil super fan. I just find it insulting that I am supposed to believe an individual is simultaneously such a world class investigative journalist as to be above reproach and incapable of suspecting someone talking about Rothschild genes on “Mecha Hitler’s” dad’s website is a Nazi.
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so corporate is just straight up telling us to violate the travel ban in rhode island
16 days ago
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Ed
17 days ago
so uh, not to take away from BJG preparing a full purge turn, but the Verge's sterling groupchat stenographer's getting pretty gross too! cool! that's definitely not further piece-of-shit behavior!
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BeijingPalmer
17 days ago
also look, if you are unable to recognize that *the enemy is the Republican Party* at this point, you're worse than useless.
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weeder
19 days ago
(sea monster bio) You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic
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The Fig Economy
19 days ago
Also saw elsewhere that some of the “he must be expelled because he talks to the press” people were perfectly willing to talk to the press as long as it was about Will Stancil.
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Mikhail Gorbaechev
19 days ago
They talked to press, just not on the record and only for litigating their personal beefs rather than anything important.
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Nick Kodama
20 days ago
Okay nothing is gonna top the guy crashing out about Dems not calling a snap election lmao
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我喜欢电饭煲
20 days ago
ngl I feel like insurrection at this level is just one of those things where you just have to do the maximal punishment for it. Basically no risk of mistrial, the socially optimal number of reoffenders is 0 and you really do want maximal deterrence lol.
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d.ly
21 days ago
while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
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Jane Roe Has Hope - Pro-choice Adoptee
22 days ago
Could we have one where they have rockets attached and they go UP the hill?
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heald
23 days ago
perhaps if we smash skeleton and luge together near the speed of light we can find evidence of the other two
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Manish
23 days ago
given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports
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Vituperative Erb
27 days ago
I do think that the fact that the stars of the online “left” are all definitionally self-employed small-business owners is underdiscussed Having the same class interest as a realtor and hating Democrats is a less interesting combination than many think!
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Nick Kodama
24 days ago
roses are red cherenkov is blue just use a screwdriver what's the worst it could do
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Micah
24 days ago
the more you learn about the antebellum south the more you transform into this every plantation owner should have been put to death
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Materialist Gnostic
25 days ago
slavery is one of the rare things historically where the more you learn about it the more you realize your initial assessment was correct and it was in fact one of the most evil things ever to occur
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Materialist Gnostic
25 days ago
"the elite of the antebellum South were degenerate gamblers who financed their lifestyles with industrialized rape and would kill you for pointing this out" is a straightforwardly accurate statement
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Max Dubler, AICP 🏳️🌈
25 days ago
So much of our present crisis is coddled, ignorant, and short sighted people tearing down the institutions that protect them because they don’t understand that bad things can happen.
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Micah
25 days ago
“these are crystal funko pops” true “I would never pay these obscene prices” good call they’re ridiculous “they were so preoccupied with whether they could, they never stopped to think if they should” correct “I would never own one of these if someone gave it to me” don’t lie
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William B. Fuckley
25 days ago
“The hypocrisy of liberals, claiming universal values while in reality presiding over an order underpinned by implicit violence” *provokes libs* “ahhh no they made the violence explicit fuck”
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oompa loompa doop a dee degligent homicide
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