Governor Stitt is absolutely going to appoint himself as senator

You’re telling me this guy’s got a wife who isn’t white? I guess he can’t be racist! You got me there!

Mean beans

So let's be honest here. Those 4 dead from Des Moines are dead because Donald Trump didn't plan for this war. They're dead today because he was so mind bogglingly stupid he didn't expect Iran to retaliate to being bombed.

this guy is falling apart and the war is going 100x worse than they're telling us

In the Left Behind books, the rapture happens. Every child on Earth dies, every real true* Christian on Earth dies, a third of the world's population disappears instantly. But the authors are comfortable suburban right wingers so air travel and highways just... keep happening completely normally.

The real demons of this world are people like Rachel Vindman. An unprovoked war of aggression, started by an overly powerful country that doesn't care who it hurts, and we think there's bravery in that? Rot in Hell.

i think this job has driven him insane but he does make salient points from time to time. credit where credit is due, he can be oddly poignant for such a bizarre man. much love to northernlion

the sequel song to “we are charlie kirk” is frankly a disappointing follow up to one of the biggest hit songs of 2025, it doesn’t deliver on the hype of the original and doesn’t innovate on it at all

Aaahh!!! Real Housewives

youtu.be/mrwsGDnOQwo Botchamania 527! featuring hard tables, missed superkicks, awful dives, corpsing, Taz-isms, singing Bryan Alvarez, Red Alert 2 music, King Rex promos and everything else keeping wrestling sane.

lmao the president has decided the supreme court ruling isn't real because he "doesn't think the court meant it"

Donald Trump literally just held a press conference to say he wants to use The Tariff Act of 1930. Yes. 1930. A very good act that led to very good things.

Rick Rude of course was from Minnesota where he was childhood friends with... class? The most famous, well-liked, and beloved wrestler from Minnesota ever? That's right, Hole-in-one Barry Darsow! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMaw...

god please make something funny happen at this press conference i dont care what i just want it to be funny

So the president has basically been stealing trillions of dollars from the American people huh

That measles story has be just too riled up, i got a temper from it. They quote the doctors saying positive things but if he's in the hospital and his heartrate dropped that bad and he's still not verbal weeks later - they've permanently severely injured their child and I'm just fuckin pissed off

when you've caused the death of your child, there is enormous internal motivation to deny you've done that. it seems nightmarish and impossible, but having a child die from measles can actually lead to the parents becoming harder core anti vax.

CEOs Never Cum

Happy Mardi Gras Y’all. Have some more Mardi Gras Bevels.

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

Mission Accomplished. Hang the banner.

Betteridge's Law Of Headlines Episode youtu.be/LSUNJKsrQOA?...

When Alexis Wilkins was 16, Kash Patel, the head of the FBI and her boyfriend, was 35

It's being brought up that he was convicted of a misdemeanour for bathroom voyeurism" but that's a tame way to describe the case. His victims - who included two children he videotaped taking baths - were awarded 3.25 million dollars. This is a sick pedophile man who should be in prison.

Is that a scorigami

That was an embarrassing super bowl and the NFL needs a crossover rule to let the NFC send two teams to the super bowl in a year like this one

another beautiful punt

Got a streaker baby

Pinning the patriots within the 5 means they'll actually break out a big pass TD on this drive

OH BABY

WHAT A FOOKIN PUNT

Yeah it is as bad as I thought it was going to be

I hope Dems begin to see that moderate or progressive, AIPAC is not our friend. They endorse January 6th insurrectionists. Yet if you so much as suggest the US uphold its own Leahy laws, no matter your record, they will work against you.

Number 629: a cell phone that is recharged with human urine

Probably a good day to turn off auto play so you don't see the video of a cop kicking a dog

I think often of the women in the Louis CK story—how they all left comedy and never went back, but he’s still going. It’s everywhere and it’s such a loss for them and for us—for things they’ll never make that we’ll never see.

idea: "Too Many Cooks" but with the production company logos at the beginning of the movie

Dunno if you saw the video but this 40-something F-150 skinhead got his shit catastrophically rocked by a bunch of teenagers

worldstar is back babey awouuuu (wolfhowl)

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...

A bag of onions is 13 dollars right now, but fortunately the Trump Administration is hard at work figuring out the problems: We don't have a big enough ballroom to host the CBS reporters who went to Epstein's island Lazy fucking Americans aren't working hard enough goddammit

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The most succinct description about Melania And honestly, in the right hands, a woman getting dressed is a hell of a movie! But this ain't

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

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that was incredible