Passt immer.

Schönen Abend noch!

Apart from my usual wedding speech services I’m also offering a ChatGPT Speech Fix for people who’ve gone to AI and are disappointed with the outcome. All the details are available on my recently updated website www.mathew-owen.co.uk/ai-speech-fix - thank you for reading, and please do share 👍

The absolute accuracy of this.

I like how this gag turned out.

Got meself a wee project which took up my whole evening, I think people call this kind of thing a "timeline cleanse"?

"Wax on, wax off" - Mr Miyagi explains the art of eating a babybel

Every time I see “Bear down” I just think of Community.

I remember the huge excitement and buzz as we went into the cinema at Leicester Square on opening night. And the enormous sense of deflation in the audience as we piled out at the end.

Arne Slot providing meme material today.

@thehumanish.co.uk are you watching the Bills game?

Manchester is red. It’s safe for the baby to arrive now 😃 #manchesterunited #MUFC #epl

Derby day here we go! Up the Reds! 🙌 #manchesterunited #mufc #epl

It’s #ManchesterDerby day. There are lots of free articles and special subscriber pieces on my website about both clubs, but here’s a link specifically to those tagged Manchester Derby (follow the link): gjfootballarchive.com/category/man... Enjoy!

can anyone confirm when the ENGLISH dub of Frieren season 2 starts?

Isn’t this literally how almost everyone sees movies in theaters.

Facebook reminding me of a lovely prize won in a @nqatpod.bsky.social competition many moons ago.

Today had one of those moments in teaching that makes it all worth it. I’ve managed to acquire some free violin lessons for vulnerable learners. I was speaking with the Dad of one of the children I had in mind, a refugee. He started crying. How did I know, he said? How did I know what?

Ahead of Godzilla Minus Zero out later this year, don't miss the return of the 2023 blockbuster spectacle starring the King of the Monsters, GODZILLA MINUS ONE, showing 22nd & 25th January. 🎟️ buff.ly/DBnmwRa

@thehumanish.co.uk another signing in (& rumours of potentially one more) Good to see the squad getting strengthened.

TL;DR — I’m starting a newsletter on weird history & other stuff and would love your support! Head to tubetalk.media/p/what-is-tube-talk to learn more, and/or read this thread.

Tickets für meine Live-Show in Münster: www.eventim.de/event/ralph-...

Got an interesting looking book from Bulletin to review. That’s the weekend’s reading sorted. #booksky 📕 #bskySPEECHIES #cleft

Zeit für Quatsch.

NQAT Extra - on Michael Carrick's imminent arrival as interim Head Coach. www.patreon.com/posts/nqat-e...

The Quiet Man Returns - words on Michael Carrick returning to Old Trafford as interim manager open.substack.com/pub/nqatpod/...

Inspired by @thegrognardfiles.bsky.social & @chaosium.bsky.social podcast, I've done a History of Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader in 5 Less Obvious Objects - Part One. exploringwarhammer.substack.com/p/a-history-... #Warhammer #Warhammer40K

Absolutely broke this morning when a child attempted to say ‘coin’ but instead dropped a C-bomb… #bskySPEECHIES #slpeeps

It's friday! Time for the weekly good news thread! What's made you smile this week? What's brought you joy?

Thoughts to Kyra, her mum and the rest of her family ❤️❤️ #AFC #WSL www.gofundme.com/f/support-je...

Cracking surname. Feels like a name they might give to a potent Germanic striker in Hotshot Hamish.

@thehumanish.co.uk listening to Fletcher’s press conferences he comes across so well.

A Speech and Language Therapy related restaurant near us. #bskySPEECHIES #slpeeps

🇺🇦 Heard of Grunya Yefimovna Sukhareva❓TIL: that she was a Jewish-Ukrainian psychiatrist who defined/pathologized #autism in 1925, pre-dating Kanner & Asperger who didn't cite her remarkable work. Unlike them, she documented how it affected women&girls. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grunya_... #bskySPEECHIES

Rather than TBR piles I’m calling them my haemorrhreads. #booksky

United were good last night despite only taking a draw from Turf Moor. What changed under Fletcher and what might Ole or Carrick bring? Latest tactics show. 📺 buff.ly/7SHSdE7 🔊 buff.ly/TRD9wjH

#OnThisDay 7 Jan 1989 🇷🇸 The infamous Delije ultra group was founded by fans of Red Star Belgrade. You can learn all about football and identity in the Balkans in my fascinating podcast with Belgrade-based Kirsten Schlewitz 👇🏼 open.spotify.com/episode/5bP1...

@thehumanish.co.uk looking like Ole until the end of the season. I’m happy with that as an option.

This is a heartwarming but also really important story of how important the arts are in so many different ways. A society that funds the arts is a society that loves its people www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3609...

@lefalsenumber12.bsky.social who are you hoping for next in the United hotseat?

THIS IS INCREDIBLE! floor796.com

Work ‘Office Olympics” on the (concrete) courtyard. I ended the sack race with a triple wrist break, a chipped hip, and 12 weeks off driving.

A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

Hey (again)! My name is Ash and I'm a video game journalist at The Verge! I cover a wealth of video game and video game adjacent topics from reported pieces on business & labor to the quirky / humorous aspects inherent to video game culture. Check out my works here: www.theverge.com/authors/ash-...

The multi-talented @gailmyerscough.co.uk has done a marvellous job remodelling and reshaping my website. Go and have a look for yourselves and repost, if you please - ta very much 👍 www.mathew-owen.co.uk

One way to try and stay warm in this freezing weather. #dogsky #dog 🐶

@thehumanish.co.uk Bills play at 6pm on Sunday. Nice to not have to stay up late.

@thehumanish.co.uk current runners & riders.

Mermaids, unicorns, vampires are an empowering part of our queer folk heritage, author @sachacoward.bsky.social tells @lgbtqnation.com in a recent interview here: www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/merm... 'Queer as Folklore' is out now in paperback!

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United sack Ruben Amorim as head coach. 40yo Portuguese informed of decision & goes with immediate effect after 14 months following breakdown in relations. Darren Fletcher expected to take over #MUFC on interim basis 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social