Feel most peculiar. Stay tuned.

@nick-pettigrew.bsky.social Could any of your Scouse followers please help me? Lost my wedding ring yesterday somewhere along the Kings Parade going towards the Albert Dock. Would be greatly appreciated.

Ten years ago today I spilled my tea.

He’s an actual doctor and he works for the World Health Organisation

Might go out in a bit FLASH lightning CRASH thunder WHOOSH rain hosing against the window Maybe not

My home page is broked. Everything else works, but Home won’t scroll.

@loudbasket.bsky.social The Beyond Black x Father Ted film is called Extra Ordinary

Manchester & Salford, June 10th 2026 First Light: 02.19 Sunrise: 04.40 Sunset: 21.36 Nightfall: 23.59

That's how you do it: Use "AI" in court, face real consequences. Here's hoping the judge made the contractor's lawyer cancel billing and return all fees, too.

we don't usually see each others headers, but here's mine, quote post with yours if you feel like it

Here's a trailer for Episode 10 of The Last King of Elmet. Kevin Duffy and Kevin Boniface discuss books, publishing and postal work

A bunch of students reckoned I looked like Lupin III. I was having that!

I don’t remember the exact wording, but I once received an email that opened with either: Oi you fucking Marcus Brigstocke lookalike! or Oi you Marcus Brigstocke looking cunt! (Both of which are reasonably accurate)

Marmite angel

Blake’s 7

“I’ve just finished [redacted] and I no longer like books or reading” – me, on one of the titles in the top 50 of this list, not long ago (It was A Confederacy of Dunces)

TV programme idea: The Great British Sewing Beef

I mean, it was still too hot for me to go even near Vegas, so I set up a meeting with the guys way out in the sticks. I didn’t want my brother to get fucked around; I mean, what’s right is right, they don’t give a fuck about

I could have phrased this better. I didn’t mean “Here’s a 15-post thread explaining how bad things are”; the thread just scratches the surface. What I meant was “The very fact that I’ve written a 15-post thread is indicative of how bad things are.” Snappy eh?

6th June 2026 08.36

“But we know that it was us that scorched the sky.”

This is how bad things are: I’ve written a 15-post thread, like some kind of end times egomaniac. I got a letter from the NHS the other day, I opened and read it, it said they thought I might have claimed a free prescription to which I was not entitled between 2 January and 5 February.

Saw that daft London cable car in the background of a news report. They should have done it like this.

Will there be an ‘acts who withdrew from the Freedom 250 concert’ concert?

I’ve made 2 of my cat sofas available to deliver to the U.S. craftysharp.etsy.com These are light enough to send at a cheaper rate. #CatCouch #CatsofBluesky #cats

Looking at yellow bins on the Internet

Just ordered Mum a Three Tier Indoor Clothes Airer from Argos. It’s the type with over-centre locking clips on either side, I find they’re the most durable.

Old warehouse #leica #m10m #streetphotography #photo 📸 📷🎞️

RT @mooseallain.bsky.social Please retweet to raise awareness of people who think they’re still on Twitter.

Weather report from the south-west corner of Walthamstow Marsh, east London: Big rain!

Signed bookplate for @comixexperience.bsky.social book club members for having ORACLES as book of the month 🌿

Next week my local cinema’s showing 1986 trader-turned-bike-messenger film Quicksilver. They’re advertising it with a quote from star Kevin Bacon: "The lowest point of my career"

Dear brewer of expensive beer that I actually really like: Thanks for the email telling me you’re offering free shipping throughout May that you sent on THE 28TH OF MAY

Boat called CHILLY KITTEN

The only living boy

I went to a French café at the other end of the neighbourhood and tried to text I’ve come all the way down to Dorée but it came out I’ve come all the way down to die and then I’ve come all the way down to Dorset

Trying to swerve Bluesky censorship: Check out this new track by Unaliver Mike

Dressed only in pants.

Maybe I should get on some Eddie from Deadloch style (indicates shirt) “100% plastic, wicks sweat, hammerhead shark on the back.”

Any entomologists/arachnologists out there who know what kind of spider this is?

Think I’ll give the new Boards of Canada album a miss, there’ll be another along in a minute.

If you ask me, the people of Britain need to stop knocking it out of the park and get back to hitting it for six.

Do you have a selkie-witchy-northern-islands loving chum? Someone who loves genre bending, weird books? Share Widdershins with them. There's only 28 hours left of the Kickstarter! #fantasynovel #booksky #projectswelove #witches #scotland kickstarter.com/projects/all...

What’s this kale doing in my soup? It’s wasting my time, that’s what it’s doing!

Techno techno techno techno

“There was a long tailed tit perched on your saddle!” “So that’s who’s been shitting on my bike!”

Anyway, have a sexy giant spread bird angel thing cloud

What effect will increased US-Iran hostilities have on the White House UFC event?

Just heard an ad on an otherwise reputable podcast for an “assthetic clinic”.

Lou bought a pub umbrella base online from B&Q. On the Guardian website, I got an Amazon banner ad for a pub umbrella base. I bought L’Oréal deodorant from Boots dot com. On IMDb I got an ad from I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO for L’Oréal deodorant.