Lou fried me a tuna steak and now the kitchen looks like this

Off to the hospital for Botox later, anybody want anything?

Really overdid the matchy-matchy today. Additionally, wearing a cap in a very similar shade to the gum rubber of the trainers, which also have yellow Puma flashes on the side. Yellows and greens interrupted only by orange and black striped socks. I look like a clown.

“The most decorated Spanish football club in the world” What?

Watched the first half of Shoplifters (on Channel 4 streaming for 3 more days) and it’s flipping lovely. I think things might go wrong in the second half though. No spoilors please.

One of these was installed locally to keep cars out of a buses-only street. Cars would tailgate buses and get battered. After four were written off, the bollard was decommissioned. A council statement said the bollard “was not doing its job.” The Chief Constable disagreed, saying… ⬇️

I don’t often post about music, but I’d like you to know that the LFO I’m currently listening to is the proper one, not the Abercrombie and Fitch spunkers.

Who up doing daytime things?

Just passed by one of these yesterday. “Oh look, RoboShop.”

A few weeks later, Welsh-speaking drivers began to call up to point out that the Welsh reads, "I am currently out of the office. Please submit any work to the translation team."

The pavements of Islington are considerably more mashup than I expected.

If you see this, post a concert picture that you took Screening of Silent Running with live soundtrack by 65daysofstatic, 2014. I got there early.

KRS-Zero

@hewlett-knackard.bsky.social Oi oi oi oi

Early night! Not even watching Taskmaster!

Today was a two-Kevin-Rowland day, by which I mean that I saw Kevin Rowland twice, in two different places at two different times, not that I saw two Kevins Rowland.

Glossy black Labrador in the café cheerfully emitting a loud burp about once a minute.

Why customers chose us? They said: you’re grammar.

I’ve almost completed the original @universalturing.bsky.social release and @richbeard.bsky.social’s dropped a huge expansion pack.

British people appalled at the insult to Morecambe and Wise

British people appalled at the insult to Morecambe and Wise

This seems like a big story from yesterday that I’ve only just heard about.

The correct way to report this nonsense. Start with “Trump chats shit”.

Has he come back to life yet? The dead guy?

The Rapture tank on the TL is now 82% full.

Trying to put a positive spin on the equinox: From today, the rate at which the amount of daylight is decreasing, is decreasing. This post is not available in the Southern Hemisphere.

Nights are drawing in LIKE A BASTARD

AGAIN

Is it the equinox? It feels a bit equinoxious.

Bing-bong doorbell. It’s the two little girls from the flat at the other end of the corridor. “Mum and Dad have gone to the neighbours to get a table and they’ve been a long time and we’re worried.” “Oh no! How long have they been gone?” “TEN MINUTES!”

Just had an MRI

Off to the hospital mob handed – me, partner (to help me with shoes etc) and her mum, who was a nurse and maintains a professional interest i.e. fancies a noise about. (Nothing serious (Black Lace ‘Gang Bang’ tune) I’m ’avin’ a brain scan!!)

Unreal – I was thinking about this exact game yesterday, and couldn’t remember what it was called.

Limers

Mother-not-in-law (80) looking at Take That on the news: “He’s no spring chicken! How’s he going to jump around and sing?”

Whole passel of dragonflies out in the surprise heat. Not the full ornithopters but much bigger than damselflies. Stripy, but I’m not sure what colours. Maybe young ‘uns?

Looks like there was a bit of summer down the back of the sofa. Taking my massive shorts for a spin.

I haven’t seen a single second of Mister Beest’s contents, but I always imagine he’s Scottish, simply because he looks a bit like Iain Stirling. I’m fairly sure he’s not Scottish.

Looks legit.

Warning: this post contains a very minor spoiler for the most recent episode of Alien: Earth. Do not read. Why and how does Eyeball recognise and understand numerals? Did it download Michael Smiley’s brain? OK, you can resume reading now.

It’s t-shirt day on BBC 6Music. It’s very much not the sort of thing I wear these days but my word, I am tempted by this De La Soul number.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.

Any audiophiles? Trying to spec out a solid stereo system for records and no idea where to start 🙃 I need to upgrade my turntable for sure and prob speakers And at that point almost might as well get a receiver too

couldn't think of anything to draw today so i just did big hoge

I watched the video, became concerned about a mark on my face, took a picture, emailed it to my GP and they called back TWO MINUTES later to arrange an appointment for the afternoon.

Four or five of these little lads (bodies a bit under 1cm) strolling around. Anyone know what they are?

Two cases exhibiting the boundless human capacity for stupidity. Only one of which involves AI, though the other may involve a badly photoshopped red hat. nearlylegal.co.uk/2025/09/the-...

There was quite a bit of coughing on the bus, so I go off early and came back home through the park, breathing deeply, like a superstitious nitwit.