Bolivia to win the 2034 World Cup

Decent save there by Wojciech Szczęsny

Ahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath in* hahahahahahahahaha

Good evening :)

Proper Carlsberg football weekend

Hello Brentford, could you make the weekend even better?

United should have had a penalty for the foul on Amad. Despite a nervy ending it’s actually pleasing that United did enough to ensure that incident is little more than a footnote rather than a main talking point. Still should have been a penalty though.

Meanwhile in McSerie A

MOTM: Carlos Baleba - did his utmost to reduce his transfer value 100 fold

Where did 7(seven) minutes of stoppage time come from?

Conclusions: Three wins on the bounce! Mbuemo is top! Survived the inevitable Welbz goal. Regulation wins? Pah! Victories that take years off of my life is where it’s at! Play the CL anthem!

Mbeumo is top class

Patrick Dorgu misinterpreting the role of impact sub

Time to dish out a gubbing!

If you’re not going to give a foul for that tackle on Amad in the penalty you can’t give a foul for that.

Lammens getting a flick to a wickedly in-swinging delivery which would have surely ended up in the net otherwise is extremely therapeutic

Lammens shouting KEEPER and then claiming a high ball with ease is so therapeutic

Two goal lead at halftime, I’ll take it. Good half, with some warnings, and nice to see Cunha on the score sheet. Perfect opportunity to build and secure a big victory.

Puskas winning goal by Casemiro

A freekick for United? There’s a novelty

Deserved. Cunha breaks his duck. Beautiful finish. Right now can we build on it?

Let's gooooo! Here all weekend at @tagsfest.co.uk in Fruitmarket Edinburgh! Come along and buy comics and games! #Edinburgh #Comics #TTRPGs

Today United will have an up close look at Carlos Baleba. We need to assess how badly he wants to come to United. If he doesn’t drop an all time stinker for Brighton and fails to score a hat trick for United then he may not be the one, I fear,

Reflecting on United v Liverpool. Bruno hits 300. Brighton looming. For once, it’s been a good week to be a Red. 📺 buff.ly/yK4hp7b 🔊 buff.ly/cgkgFvt

Okay, that sign from the Dumb Ways to Party trailer is supposed to say “kick me”, right? RIGHT!?

Labour can’t campaign again on the notion of “At least we’re not them” or “vote X & you get Nige.” The way they’re going it could be case where other parties can argue “vote Keir, get Nige.” And the best part is they only have themselves to blame for this collapse.

An impressive Plaid victory in Caerphilly. A 27% swing from Lab to Plaid. Welsh Labour's dominance crumbling. The limits of Farage & Reform's appeal underlined. Maybe the Westminster commentariat can now stop talking abt the unstoppable momentum behind Farage. Reform are beatable.

So the Barca-Villarreal league match abroad farrago has ended. Thing is it shouldn’t have been on the table in the first place.

Happy Diwali to all who celebrate 🪔

Best defender ever? Not even the best Dutch CB that game!

It’s nice not to have a panic attack whenever the ball was anywhere near our keeper. Abandoning playing out of the back was stress reducing too

Diwali 🪔 is the festival of light & United lit up HarrAnfield with a 2-1 win!

@nqatpod.bsky.social - Ansorge special!

Statistical quirks for the win!

Second season Dutch manager effect

The weekend meets a United victory!

HARRENCE!

BACK TO BACK WINS AN AWAY WIN LIVERPOOL AWAY! TITLE CHARGE ON!

HARRENCE OF MAGUIRE!

Back to back wins are overrated

Analysis: Could have conceded. Should have scored more. We’re ahead so I’m taking it.

Magnificent coasting by the greatest defender of all time

Yaaaaassss! BLOW THE WHISTLE NOW!

So it’s have & hold then. Brave new urgh…

Quack! The iconic Resident Evil Tubbz return, now including plushie versions of Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine! 🦆 https://bit.ly/TubbzPlushies

Ange gone

Colour me intrigued youtu.be/xtau1ro7unE?...

I would like to see more players score goals by cursing in on their right or left even. What curse was used though?