You can tell the end is near when it's the produce at taco bell causing explosive diarrhea and NOT the horse meat they use 😏🤢🤣

oh sure

“Can you get McConnell on the phone now?” @ScottJenningsKY: *Nervous laugh* 🤔

He found a way to beat death.

every day someone comes on this retirement home for millennial forum posters and gets my ass

Another stupid ass letter

BREAKING: Nurses at Mitch McConnell's hospital bedside say they've yelled into his ears, "There's a Black president trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy!" and he didn't stir at all.

Somewhat surreal to see on the transaction log: Los Angeles Lakers renounced the free agent rights for LeBron James One of 14 renouncements for the Lakers in order to create cap space for their offseason signings.

I don't know what to do with my hands, up eight over .500

😬

The Sacramento Kings have sent Mitch McConnell to the G-League Stockton Kings on a rehab assignment

🎶Oops there goes another Israel flag🎶

Andres Cantor has been ripping on Pulisic and I’m here for it, brother. Fuck that MAGA piece of shit.

Zlatan said the realest thing of the whole tournament. The youth of the US have to be given spaces to foster love of the game and the natural skill to go with it. Academies and clubs matter but the simple futsal and street games will develop a generation.

CHERRY ON THE CAKE 🤣🤣🤣🤩

The USMNT is honoring their beloved hero Donald Trump by doing as he does: shitting their pants on live national television.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLL

Lmfaoooooooo roll ded ahahahahahahaba

FUCK YOU AMERICA

Christian Pullsthisshit

Dude, you kicked yourself. Get up.

We drinking Belgi bois tonight

Heat in mf’ing 5.

Ronaldo, a true Dallas Cowboy to the very end.

Cool. I can go to bed now.

Mierda

Me when I see the Goya box at Publix

Referee gets in the way?

i'm johnny knoxville welcome to concacaf

Oh sure the altitude helps Mexico but being wet and smelling like stale beer makes England feel right at home

This game is between a country that knows how to cook beans right and a country that puts them on toast

Ref on crack

Mexico as a nation do know how to cook Rice tbf.

Biggest anthem mismatch of the tournament, it’s so over for England

VAMOS MEXICO!!! 🇲🇽

7 perfect innings from Eury Pérez lifts the @Marlins to a season-high 7 games above .500!

Another Marlins win! #FightinFish

Just learned the horrible news about Mitch McConnell. My condolences go out to his family and staff. Having to deal with his persistent will to live every day must be horrible.

Haaland working miracles for us straight-haired longhair goons out here 🇳🇴✨

Welcome to the gun show!!!

Pausa de Hidratación

GOAT

Maybe Mitch McConnell is alive, maybe he’s dead. Whichever it is, he sucks/sucked.