In his latest, @justinglawe.bsky.social explains why Americans shouldn't trust the Trump administration's word on anything.

It is really funny that Jimmy Kimmel Live showed more moral fortitude and adherence to a system of values than Columbia University

Kicked open the door?!?!? 🤣🤣 Y'all know Zito about to flip a bag of used jock straps for a future HOFmer

Then he asks for their number

These people are the absolute worst of our society... what's worse is they know it, so do the people who voted for them, and none of them care

Stats needed Joel Anthony

Within a few minutes of talking to Graham Platner, “I was, like, ‘This guy owes it to the country to run for Senate,’ ” a top political strategist for Zohran Mamdani said. Can Platner win Susan Collins’s seat?

The Warden didn't need no stinking stats

Ray Allen for 3! BANG!

LMAOOOOOOOO

Calais Campbell once replied to a video of himself saying “back when I was a spring chicken.” It was in 2019.

The Hackers:

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

LOLWUT

You have to wash legs

Neither

Oh fuck off you Hobbit footed wildebeest

you sure about that lil buddy?

so I really hope the NBA's investigation includes an analysis of how their 2019 look at Uncle Dennis found nothing wrong.

Hyperextended that knee. Ouch. LCL? No weight bearing. Hurts like a bitch. He’s a strong dude and does strength conditioning. Definitely, gonna get some imaging. So… 🤞 🙏 🍀

Look, I know the world is ending, pero, I had some good beers. Here they are.

So you’re telling me there is a chance? 👀

Lulz

Wild

I'm not the first to notice the reinvention of @wired.com from mouthpiece of tech ideology to showing everyone else how to do journalism today, but this cover is something else. The inclusion of their own hagiographic covers in the back is a nod to that shift, which is beautiful. Also…

a black hole is just a giant gaping butthole really

I always liked that Ricky Williams didn’t really care about scoring touchdowns. He was borderline disinterested after shedding five would-be tacklers and scoring from 20 yards out. My man.

I’m sorry I’m so brain poisoned but I look at this picture and my first thought is like, that dude looks like he’s about the lead the Miami hurricanes onto the field

Didn't Luigi just have the terrorist designation thrown out?

My man David Byrne released a new album this month

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

That is not a denial.

He finally says the truth.

SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN A WHEEL BARROW SO HE CAN GET HIS COJONES AROUND EFFICIENTLY

I hope Kimmel goes scorched earth. Fuck those people

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

*sees Disney dropped a Star Wars trailer today* *taps the sign*

"And he's a lefty kicker, to boot." Mike Tirico with an all-time dad joke following the Giants' unsuccessful PAT.

Apropos of nothing in particular, here's Walt Disney's testimony to HUAC in 1947, where he named employees he believed were communists, condemned labor unions, and accused "commie" groups, including the League of Women Voters, of smearing him. 🗃️ archive.org/details/walt...

He doesn’t have the angle.