12 SOG in 75 mins of play ain’t gonna get it done for MTL. What happened to all their offensive firepower?

Genuinely in shock at what LVK has done these first two games in Colorado’s barn. Would have NEVER thought they could take two.

Day 2 haul… TSA is definitely going to think I’m trafficking sweets

Day 1 #SweetsAndSnacks I… what do I do with all this?

Just finished my double double and animal style fries. It was wonderful. #InAndOut

Las Vegas…. I am in you

Sabres have gone nuclear

Last minute work trip to Vegas for Monday morning…

Why does the Dolphins schedule release video consistently suck…

That’s a goal

i.imgflip.com/3l6sfk.jpg?a... Is it too early to break this out yet? Because holy crap it’s hot as balls outside.

Happy #MothersDay to all the mommas out there. We love and appreciate everything you do!!

How did Hulu not advertise “Gary” at all??? Prequel stand alone to The Bear. And it was S1/S2 types of fantastic.

Doesn’t matter how old they get… they’re babies.

I can’t say for certain I know what he means…. But like a Jedi, I have a feeling.

That #Maul finale was fantastic. People who think Star Wars animation is just for kids have zero clue what they are missing out on.

Edmonton, Tampa, and Boston all eliminated in round one… Panthers fans:

Meanwhile… Today I was eating lunch at a Latin restaurant with my girl. We needed straws, so I look up “straw in Spanish” on Google. Instead of ya know, just asking my fiancee who is fluent. Google says straw = paja. So I stop our waiter and say “Dos pajas por favor?”

God fucking dammit Habs

Did the Hawks just decide “Fuck it. Cancun sounds good.”??

That it for Crosby???

Amazing. Marlins were one 9th inning collapse away from sweeping the World Series champing in their own stadium.

It literally never fails. The calendar hits May 1 and humidity and 90+ degrees knock on South Florida’s door like cousin Eddie… ready to sleep on your couch for the next six months. 🥵 🥵

Light work.

JFC Oilers saying “Not tonight”

For those of you that still access the dark side… I need scientific research. x.com/wasseminole5...

Marlins… LOL Of course

God I hate the Lightning.

Having done this several times, can confirm…

Pretty good night to be a Minneapolis sports fan

Sully tonight if someone tries to tell him to trade up instead of down for more picks… youtu.be/FuZOBwitEo0

Facebook memories from 16 years ago… he was not infact, a beast.

😢😢

Boo.

Montreal can you please just win this so I can watch Daredevil

1000% me

Oilers goaltending… continues to be softer than Charmin

Oh Ottawa… you had that game won…

Yeah, easily the weakest Wrestlemania night in a loooonnnggg time

From the looks of it, glad I’m not the only one that thought The Pitt finale was mid.

I STAND CORRECTED!!!

Those poor poor souls with zeros…

Panthers top 10 pick…. We never knew ye….

Been a while since we could say this in South Florida but with basketball and hockey over… only 4 months until football…

That was your play Spo? A contested 3 when all you need is any kind of basket…

Panthers are gonna piss away their first round pick tonight and Wednesday aren’t they…

Marlins coming back down to Earth faster than Artemis…

Cat intros are going swimmingly….