this is really, really good. depressing in the end, but not a slog in the slightest and well worth your time

I was chuckling at that post saying we should be prepared for people we "admire" to be in the Epstein Files because it's definitely a you problem if you think politicians and money grubbing rich people and Silicon Valley creeps are worthy of admiration in the first place.

soft top ramen

one really good example of how america is a nation in decline is that people have lied to themselves about raising cane's being good entirely because of its sauce

it's always disappointing when you pull off the mask and the face underneath is human this is the hidden meaning of the adventures of scooby doo

🎶 old mcdonald replaced his farm with an energy intensive data center, a i a i o 🎶

just imagining waiting a year to publicly drop an atomic warhead on an ex but being like “gotta get that big bamboo metaphor up in there”

the real intruder therein was the friends we made along the way

I'm sure there's some kind of rich guy psycho feud at the heart of it, but People Magazine has been kind of nice with it lately.

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i’m a big fan of the garth marenghi timeline takeover

"He desired. He desired desiring. He desired being desired. He desired desire itself."

every parent of a kid who is in the midst of dropping a nap understands "a little bit of almost quiet time" on a deeply emotional level

White House aggressively posting “trump is straight” content amid the blow job e-mail

i would like to pull a huge lever that makes a KA-CHUNK sound i think that would solve a lot of my problems

As much as I'm a big believer that you don't judge guys after their rookie year, McCarthy has in fact been horrible. Stats are bad, eyeballs are worse.

Vikings, it’s time to put in Timothee Chalamet

Alright we might be at crisis mode for JJ McCarthy

RedZone just cut to a McCarthy incompletion to show how amazing the catch was by someone on the sidelines who's not playing in the game. I'm not kidding.

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

They. Just. Lie.

It’s not over but when it is I will never, ever forget the “serious people” who buckled and compromised and abetted the torture and crime and murder for a fascist lottery ticket.

Yesterday, I pleaded not guilty to the charges that Trump’s DOJ has hit me with in federal court. This administration is targeting me because they can see that I’ve spoken out against them and will continue to stand up to them.

as Sam Adler Bell said, it seems pretty clear they're working on defenses in case it turns out a certain president raped* a 15 year old. *it would be rape, because statutory rape is still rape.

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We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.

chainsmokers, imo

Great piece by Zadie Smith. When the right talks about classics or "Western" culture, these works are only important to the extent that it demonstrates their superiority, they have no interest in art in and of itself beyond that www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Earnest post: there is increasingly direct evidence that Trump participated in child sex trafficking or at least knew about it. He should resign, be impeached and removed from office, and prosecuted. Even if you don’t think that WILL happen it’s important to say publicly that it SHOULD happen.

new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together

ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

In a significantly weirder case, "Sleeping Lady with Black Vase" is a 1928 oil painting by Róbert Berény. It was lost in WWII, and considered looted by the Nazis and likely destroyed afterwards in the chaos... until someone recognized it as set dressing in the movie "Stuart Little." Yes, really.

i dont know how 8 false starts is even possible but its gonna have to require some JV football conditioning punishments

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

Raiders punter has a disappearing split finger fastball

AJ Cole with another incredible punt. Coffin corner at the one. How is he doing this while the Denver punter is shanking all of his?

That punt has me feeling things

i’m such a sucker for a sexy punt

just suddenly realized how awesome it is that hulk hogan and dick cheney are dead

TRIBECA ALREADY EMPTY. THOUSANDS OF PATAGONIA VESTS ABANDONED. SOHO HOUSE TAKEN OVER BY EXOTIC ZOO ANIMALS. BATTERY PARK SHAKE SHACK NOW A BISEXUALS-ONLY CERAMICS STUDIO

The #1 lesson from yesterday’s blowout: Humanities majors killed on the job market 1) Mamdani- Africana Studies 2) Spanberger -French 3) Sherill - Global History

Yeeeehawwwwww

Cuomo Makes 11th-Hour Pass At Female New Yorkers

Amazon and Walmart are two of the biggest recipients of SNAP and Medicaid funds because they don't take care of their employees. Families working 40+ hours a week requiring gov subsistence. In Canada they go to food pantries to make ends meet. Corporations are the real "welfare queens" of society