like telling your five-year-old to show the rest of the family that cute thing he does

we found the next creed thanksgiving performance

the thing I keep going back to is, his popularity is completely underwater. we're a country of 340 million people. We are bigger than them, not by a small margin. We overwhelm them. We are Team USA

“it’s like a sunroof for your penis” - @kiixlyn.bsky.social

This is the guy who kidnaps citizens and then quickly shuttles them to other states where they can't be found. Rs must be shocked there's a deal on the table after everything they've done. Like when Trump won immunity. He probably couldn't believe it himself. But elected Dems love the Gestapo too

they say i spent time on j-dawg’s, uh, mr. epstein’s island. that’s a terrible lie. i didn’t even get to use the zip line. i mean if there even was a zip line on the island

If you are on antidepressants you should be called a pillgrim. 🌞

i was reading some old 90s books about dialup cybersex BBSes on archive.org and i learned about tom terrific who owned the pleasure dome. thank you, tom terrific, for owning the pleasure dome.

better get to sleep so I can wake up and increase shareholder value while my country actively burns down

according to my 4 y/o, it was hedgehog day yesterday and if it sees its shadow we get 6 more weeks of christmas

if yelling “kiss” during the knight battles at medieval times is wrong, i don’t want to be right

crossplay is so much fun, but the nyt dictionary is wack

bro’s been beating this drum since 2012 www.huffpost.com/entry/marikk...

sir you should run for president and use the opportunity to make substantial and lasting change happen

(Kneeling down and touching the trunk of a frozen tree like Aragorn searching for Merry and Pippin) Jews did this

"GOP is more interested in protecting a murderer than keeping the government open" is an easy message

Erect the statue

in a heartbeat

No Kings, just Prince.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”

just saw 4 ice agents go up to a house and knock and within 1 minute there were 30 people out whistling and they left. we will not take our foot off the gas

Last week in Minnesota, I watched ordinary people risk their lives to protect their neighbors. In the process, they not only won a significant—though not final—victory against authoritarianism, they proved virtually every MAGA social theory wrong. (gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

one year in and rfk jr, kristi noem, pete hegseth and marco rubio are all guilty of murder

I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:

this message to minneapolis from comedian zach woods is profane and also wonderful

Most importantly, public opinion on ICE has shifted dramatically. Democrats aren’t going to vote to fund DHS/ICE. The public doesn‘t approve of masked federal agents murdering American citizens in broad daylight. The people of Minnesota are showing how it’s done. We can win together.

The Minnesota civil resistance campaign has been remarkably successful: - The GOP governor candidate dropped out - Numerous DOJ officials resigned - GOP members of Congress are speaking out; business feels pressure - Noem has been relieved of operational responsibility The campaign is winning.

✊

Someone figured out today that demonizing murder victims was not a smart tack to take. While that's something no one should ever have trouble figuring out, it's a reminder that even these freaks are not immune to politics and public opinion, rendering doomers' worst scenarios inoperative.

according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol

gonna go ahead and give this one a 'hell yeah'

It can get lower!

cuddy!

Every American veteran and every employee of the VA should rest assured that if their government murders them, Doug Collins will only blame them implicitly, not explicitly, because Doug Collins is a coward.

one of the reasons everybody hates late arrivals from the right or even the center is they're all weepy little idiots who want to be coddled and forgiven and make it everybody else's problem. shut up, figure out how to help fix what you broke, and stop writing thinkpieces

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

can god make a target so short he can't hit it with a lightning bolt is a question that has vexed philosophers since the days of benjamin franklin

don’t forget the same people who have been perpetually stuck under a thumb are standing with you now, just how we have always wanted you to stand with us.

and i love the outrage. because it’s completely necessary and fuuuuuuuuucccckkkkk them. but man. really trying not to feel bitter because no one ever ever cared this hard with all the hundreds of videos of black/brown/non-white people getting ruthlessly murdered by govt. but we still ride for it.

strange to me that a lot of people on this website simultaneously agree that the administration is run by incompetents who struggle to carry out their agenda without major political blowback AND that they’ll pull off a complex and sophisticated effort to rig elections and prevent defeat in November

i keep going back and forth between despair at the terror the government is spreading, the lives they've taken and ruined, their impunity, their depravity, the total lack of reason for any of it and then swinging back to my complete and total belief that in the end they are going to lose

cheese mouse

just got out of a showing of the Melania documentary with some pals. it ended up being pretty awkward because her husband was there and kept interrupting the movie to shout at the director. “REMEMBER THE ISLAND,” he would yell, “REMEMBER WHAT WE DID ON THE ISLAND!” apple guy there too

it’s cool that noem and goebbels share a diphthong

Just went to the Girl Scout website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Twenty-three people. Twenty-three people in this country can end this shit. Twenty-three people.