…this time

“in a west of such extremes we can expect, at the very least, a highly ‘alienated’ populace within not many more years.”

“it’s the live laugh love for right wing nut jobs” @thefiresermon.bsky.social on “we the people” bumper stickers

strait of hormuz to be renamed schrodinger's strait

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

who else thinks JDV saw "just war theory" and thought it meant "nothing but war" like "yes, this is what I've been looking for"

“that was just confirmation. the sexual awakening for me was during that movie, cars.”

queen of cups x2

As a dude who sometimes gets over his skies talking to his most trusted advisor (wife in my case), I empathize with this guy. He seems prepared and willing to take constructive criticism. Also, the Pacers gear in this clip is incredible.

🎶 It may not surprise you But all of us despise you Please die And FRY in Hell You rotten rich, old wretch🎶 www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

gonna start calling tarot readings stochastic therapy

“but she was a teacher of love after all. only pupils of love need to be beautiful.”

the best art makes me feel 10% more insane than i was before i experienced it

“we call it society. a new coat of paint; don’t you see? she can’t change her own color.”

nolanolanolanola

the modern mario movies are batting 1.000 in terms of understanding the assignment

it’s been a bad week for people named taylor

billions of years of evolution, a surprisingly harmonious symbiosis between countless cells, vast amounts of data encapsulated in a double helix: it’s fucking wild that somehow it all came together to gift us @kiixlyn.bsky.social

cat who is always down to play 🤝 high energy, animal loving kid

anyway, you realize we have a moral duty to resist any american actions against iran just as much as we have a moral duty to stand up for palestine, right? or are you still brainwashed

a dominant empire can endure a disastrous, protracted and bloody war or two. but you can't keep doing them one right after another. eventually the imperial core always starts to crack from within and then the outposts and edges start to fray and then it all crumbles inwards god willing

June 19th 👇

That's a tweet that aged poorly the second he hit post

$74 if you’re a woman

Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar http://theonion.com/markets-in-turmoil-as-price-of-money-skyrockets-to-90-1819575197/

This RULES. Pierre was a guy who I thought could be a nice value signing for a team not looking to break the bank, Minnesota is gonna love him

it’s ska saturday

does he know that this will be played at the next nuremberg

how holesome

“We bombed a school and killed all 100+ students inside because an AI chatbot said it was a military facility” is yet another true thing you can’t say to offline normies without sounding like a crazy person

this is what happens when we stop shoving people in lockers

Cooked us

America: like if Nazi Germany had nukes

Hegseth and everyone involved in this are all cowards. Every last one. Pussies. Commander of that sub is a bitch. Sucker punching someone who is defenseless is the only thing this version of our military is capable of doing.

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

“that was a misspoke”

new home who dis

dog dog cat

0.00% chance this isn’t the most played song on my 2026 spotify wrapped open.spotify.com/track/3aIZar...

I can't think of any other politician who has more appeal to both popularists and Bluesky

be the reason she adds “doesn’t smoke too much weed” to her dating profile

I mean this is the most church counselor way of putting it, but intelligence by itself is nearly worthless. wisdom and prudence and discernment are necessary qualities for intelligence to be useful. innumerable religious scriptures have tried to explain this but yr tech bros aren't big on books

is it a toilet, it’s a toilet isn’t it

they should invent a vape pen but it delivers unagi sashimi

i was told the hockey players would kiss?

It's corny as hell but the solution to fascism is loving thy neighbor

under questioning by Rand Paul, ICE officials confirm that yelling at officers is not assault and recording officers is not a crime

you missed the best one