I wouldn’t write that shit down in a diary that was already on fire

The best appetite suppressant is a steady diet of news and information.

if baked potato girl dinner is wrong, i don’t want to be right

laryngitis day 3: i am now a mysterious figure of silence. people are intimidated. i am thriving.

laryngitis has given me “girl who haunts the lighthouse” vibes, and honestly? kind of a serve

“is it christmas now?” -my 4 y/o, the day after halloween

I worked hard for this peace, excuse me while I revel in it

there’s nothing like watching your kid’s face light up when he spots you in the crowd at the school halloween parade 🥹

if you’re reading this don’t, mind ya business

“i’m going to marry you” my butterflies have butterflies

one can die of happiness. if you want proof, you better catch me soon, because the process has already begun.

found out a friend at work died by suicide yesterday. you never truly know what someone might be going through. so hug your people and tell them you love them. and if you’re struggling, please know you’re not alone and that you matter.

Today feels like a good day to not give a fuck.

Thou shalt not the miserable pricks get you down. It’s literally the only thing they want; for you to be as miserable as they are.

Don’t you just hate pants

emotional support boob hold

Telling your story and just talking shit are two COMPLETELY different things.

me: “wentz is showing his full ass right now” @kiixlyn.bsky.social: “they allow that on tv?”

learning early that we don’t do kings or bullies

It’s not that hard, chat, just don’t be an asshat

Taurus: You will have the opportunity to exact a terrible vengeance. Take it. Treat yourself.

devil’s lettuce

me, too, but you don’t see me bragging about it

The body keeps score which is pretty rude because I thought this was a friendly

I’m 95% peaceful these days. But when that 5% mentally unstable superstar comes out, it comes to shine

The LOML is sleeping next to me and I’m supposed to………what, play it cool??? Of course I’m staring I love you tf

October is National Domestic Violence Awareness Month . 💜 You ALWAYS have community with other survivors, you are always believed here, we will always stick by you, and you always deserve better than that.

my bf made banana bread and unknowingly forced the other bananas to bear silent witness to their doom

the ultimate arizona crossover happened last night nate ruess from the format (peoria, az) and jim adkin from jimmy eat world (mesa, az) covered gin blossoms (tempe, az) at the arizona state fair 14-year-old me was screaming

i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant

shit, i missed the rapture again

sittin on the dock of the bay

the perfect sunday

got kicked out of outback steakhouse because apparently there are some rules

Hate speech is now just speech that Trump hates.

at this point my body is 80% sushi

Pumpkin spice restraining order

“you’ll be visited by three spirits” the three spirits

We are the daughters of the Etsy witches you couldn't burn

The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.

i cannot overstate how hard i laughed when @kiixlyn.bsky.social showed me a meme that just said “charlie kirk (was/were)”

It's never fun for men to hold other men accountable for their mistreatment of women. It's necessary though. I wrote about it for BadFaithTimes.com. badfaithtimes.com/its-not-ok/

a little reminder that the way your partner talks to you, and vice versa, has an influence on your kid(s): yesterday my son hit me with, “of course, darling,” after i asked him to do something

i’m feeling accomplished because i taught myself how to turn off all the water sources in/around my house and read the water meter to identify where there could be a leak how hard could it be? boys do it

Forget the hoodie, I’m stealing your flannel and maybe your soul.

Physically I’m here at my desk, mentally I’m in a disheveled used bookstore that smells like paper memories and employs a cat named Paige Turner

there’s nothing like a rainy, stormy night to cheer me up (not sarcastic)