omg everything is so awful go get a library card and kiss a dog

manifesting a big, beautiful obituary in 2026

go ahead and kill me can’t get much stronger

i’m absolutely itching to get the elbow ditch on my non-sleeve arm tattooed but i know i’m going to hate myself for it in the moment

it’s 4:30pm and 75 degrees, the sun is still out, and my son and i are swimming in the hot tub you couldn’t pay me to live in a cold climate

I love romance novels but I’m also a hater. The duality of man

christmas breakfast in bed from my love ♥️

GO GET YOUR FLU SHOT i’m on the 7th day of flu A and still can’t keep anything down. don’t be a dummy like me and forget to get a flu shot. i promise you will regret it.

last christmas i gave you my heart. this christmas i’m giving you my power of attorney.

Nipples are the windows to the soul, so they say.

Texting my therapist right before the appt "coming in hot"

minnesota, why so cold?

Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous

When I wanna throw a pity party about my job being hard, I think about teachers.

I'm ready for the part where good conquers over evil.

a kind person took a very sweet video of my bf and me at a show last night, and it made our entire evening. i’ve been in such a funk recently and that random moment of kindness truly meant a lot it’s further validation to never suppress a kind thought or action, you never know who might need it

This is the best music video ever created. I will not be taking questions at this time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=y25s...

I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi

pan(tone deaf)

One of the best feelings in life is that feeling of frenzied infatuation you have at the beginning of a new creative project.

Oh damn, Pantone can paint a room but can’t read one

I don't want your spotify wrapped I want to know what were your top 5 intrusive thoughts this year

trying to give myself the love and grace I give to others has been difficult, which is all the more reason i have to keep doing it.

how is it only tuesday, and yet already december?

have you tried getting fucked about it?

Mentally rehearsing what I'm going to say to the therapist about how to stop mentally rehearsing everything

if you’re cold they’re cold let your demons in

Imagine hating me and I’m over here getting a refill on prescription deviled eggs

fresh off a joint, back to my book 😌

‘tis the season for eggnog with fireball

thankful that my top three favorite people (my son, my mom, & my bf) are all under the same roof today to gorge ourselves on carbs

Honestly, what is gained by keeping the peace. I encourage all of you to let it rip today. Destroy relationships, act a fool, share your political views, tell Aunt Debi she's a whore... Have a good Thanksgiving

been saying “fuck” a lot more. probably won’t stop tho, just an observation is all

just making you a pie✨

i am completely smitten

Happiness is a breakfast sandwich.

“i never knew love like this existed, until i met you”

more ppl need to feel shame... and embarrassment...

soft top ramen

irritable scowl syndrome

I wouldn’t write that shit down in a diary that was already on fire

The best appetite suppressant is a steady diet of news and information.

if baked potato girl dinner is wrong, i don’t want to be right

laryngitis day 3: i am now a mysterious figure of silence. people are intimidated. i am thriving.

laryngitis has given me “girl who haunts the lighthouse” vibes, and honestly? kind of a serve

“is it christmas now?” -my 4 y/o, the day after halloween

I worked hard for this peace, excuse me while I revel in it