kaitlyn
@kiixlyn.bsky.social
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briny little freak
pinned post!
i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant
8 months ago
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the birds work for the bourgeois
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i’m used to living alone so it’s a habit to lock the door behind me and/or anytime i see an unlocked door in my house i still do that, but now i get texts like this
5 days ago
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weeder
5 days ago
Telling people I have a mere cat
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crocette
5 days ago
a guillotine, but for dicks
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lexapro + arizona summer = i am always drenched mentally stable, but perpetually drenched
5 days ago
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my son just referred to cream cheese as “bagel sauce” and I couldn’t be more proud
8 days ago
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The Real Kim Shady
9 days ago
10/10 weekend 🌷🌷🌷
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get yourself a partner who treats everyday like mother’s day then somehow still spoils you senseless on actual mother’s day
9 days ago
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ceej
9 days ago
the world is a better place with so many milfs in it. that’s just the truth, and I don’t think we should hide from the truth
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“it’s the live laugh love for right wing nut jobs”
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on “we the people” bumper stickers
19 days ago
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allie bug
22 days ago
i love how butterflies are so pretty and they also eat decaying animal flesh and sip on blood and tears
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the lexapro is lexaproing
23 days ago
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from charming to alarming in seconds
23 days ago
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Felicity Shutitdown-Already xx 🏳️‍⚧️
23 days ago
Oh shit it was about the ballroom
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lady of the house > boy mom
24 days ago
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“i have tea” is my favorite start to a work meeting
25 days ago
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one like and i’ll get deviled egg nails
27 days ago
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Thomas Sanders
29 days ago
I don’t know how to explain it but Taurus season beginning on 4-20 makes so much sense
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just accidentally exfoliated my 5-day-old tattoo in the shower and saw jesus but why did he look like a doctor?
about 1 month ago
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the cringe i crunged
about 1 month ago
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louder for those in the back
about 1 month ago
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queen of cups x2
about 1 month ago
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benny profane
about 1 month ago
“but she was a teacher of love after all. only pupils of love need to be beautiful.”
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sweetie π
about 1 month ago
what if we kissed under the mushroom cloud
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nolanolanolanola
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago
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Jen M(s) 🌿🍄🎉
about 1 month ago
we're all pretty weird girls
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sophia ♥️
about 2 months ago
this friday is mid at best
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macnult
about 2 months ago
you asked, we listened: Duracell batteries are now certified gluten-free
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sweetie π
about 2 months ago
some people call you the hamburglar of love
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he’s so handsome, just like his reward posters
about 2 months ago
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Marjorie James Keenan
about 2 months ago
Saying "soup is not a meal" just tells me you haven't had the right soup yet
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sorry i can’t hang out, i’m busy recreating olive garden in pokopia
about 2 months ago
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benny profane
about 2 months ago
billions of years of evolution, a surprisingly harmonious symbiosis between countless cells, vast amounts of data encapsulated in a double helix: it’s fucking wild that somehow it all came together to gift us
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sweetie π
about 2 months ago
yeah i got your email
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cat who is always down to play 🤝 high energy, animal loving kid
about 2 months ago
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WineMummy
about 2 months ago
Murder, she skeeted.
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pov: you’re 5’4 at a show
2 months ago
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pick number 3, m’lord
2 months ago
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KNUCKLE PUCK
2 months ago
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redheads do it better
2 months ago
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$74 if you’re a woman
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2 months ago
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4 y/o: what if I punched you in your wiener? me: I don’t have a wiener 4 y/o: *wheels are turning* what if I punched you in your wiener space?
2 months ago
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subtle brag: i bought a cat bed and said cat absolutely loves it i’ve only lived with one other cat in my life (15 yers ago) so i’m very proud of the immediate bed adoption
3 months ago
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ceej
3 months ago
I am not looking for a politician to explain why blowing up 100 little girls is good
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i’ve got people to pickle
3 months ago
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benny profane
3 months ago
new home who dis
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dog dog cat
3 months ago
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Ygrene
3 months ago
i like big butts and i plead the fifth
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slop enjoyer
3 months ago
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