kaitlyn
@kiixlyn.bsky.social
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briny little freak
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i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant
5 months ago
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repeating a joke a male coworker said because no one heard him and then getting more laughs ✨women in male fields✨
about 5 hours ago
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mangetout
https://open.spotify.com/track/5UW4tA4j23YL6kDfRw3rWT?si=v7abkLlATeWJ9fF_QF_bxw
about 6 hours ago
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“the best life future wife don’t give him a knife”
1 day ago
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i was told the hockey players would kiss?
1 day ago
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Dumb Beezie
1 day ago
It feels like someone has my nerves in a jar and they’re shaking it how are you doing
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Jerry Chen
2 days ago
they should invent a vape pen but it delivers unagi sashimi
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get your head out of your boobs
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sophia ♥️
4 days ago
sometimes I forget who the fuck I am
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sure it’s big enough, BUT look at the location
4 days ago
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the fact that my (natural) red hair caused a full crash out is deeply entertaining and objectively hilarious behavior
4 days ago
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Moira Donegan
5 days ago
Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.
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you’re washed up irrelevant and standing in my light
12 days ago
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weeder
14 days ago
When someone tells me how old their child is I say "that's such a fun age" even if it's 37
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skin cancer is a bummer but at least they put you in an upgraded waiting room with snacks and drinks
13 days ago
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊
15 days ago
ATTENTION: If You Watched Kid Rock at the Turning Point USA Half-Time Show, You May Have Been Exposed to Measles
add a skeleton here at some point
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someone asked my son what we’re doing for the superbowl and he said, “what’s a superbowl?” i couldn’t be prouder
15 days ago
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account)
15 days ago
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
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apologies, my good bitch, but what seems to be the fuck?
17 days ago
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benny profane
18 days ago
“it’s like a sunroof for your penis” -
@kiixlyn.bsky.social
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James
18 days ago
when i die i don’t want to be buried or cremated, i want to be pickled
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sophia ♥️
19 days ago
I support all men 's right to shut the fuck up
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looking for a new bf because mine learned and stole my scrabble strategy and is now using it against me to WIN ALL THE GAMES
19 days ago
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Ilhan Omar
21 days ago
Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
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according to my 4 y/o, it was hedgehog day yesterday and if it sees its shadow we get 6 more weeks of christmas
20 days ago
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d.ly
22 days ago
when you’re exhausted and a 5-year-old wants to show you his new monster trucks
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if yelling “kiss” during the knight battles at medieval times is wrong, i don’t want to be right
22 days ago
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benny profane
26 days ago
crossplay is so much fun, but the nyt dictionary is wack
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when do all lives start mattering? just curious
28 days ago
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sweetie π
28 days ago
i don’t want to sound like a bitch but fuck this
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d.ly
29 days ago
better get to sleep so I can wake up and increase shareholder value while my country actively burns down
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benny profane
29 days ago
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MariKKKopa
https://open.spotify.com/track/3fskPhPfo9hVaQ2t4Imoqf?si=Rrp_wYVET6KTU1k_cV3R7w
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benny profane
29 days ago
it’s cool that noem and goebbels share a diphthong
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ceej
about 1 month ago
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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Trish K
about 1 month ago
Choosy moms choose dick
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Cake or Death
about 1 month ago
Thinking about all the years of my life wasted, just not knowing about chili crisp, and it infuriates me
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phil mccrevice
about 1 month ago
cause of death: trying to outpizza the hut
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raindro
about 1 month ago
i eat biscuits and gravy the same way michael rapaport eats whatever the fuck he was eating
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“it looks like a hairless cat but not creepy” -
@thefiresermon.bsky.social
describing a tree
about 1 month ago
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sophia ♥️
about 1 month ago
k gn can't wait to see what fresh horrors tomorrow brings
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sweetie π
about 1 month ago
kids, not to get too radical here but i don’t want my govt to murder me
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Kat Abughazaleh
about 2 months ago
You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.
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sweetie π
about 2 months ago
omg everything is so awful go get a library card and kiss a dog
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manifesting a big, beautiful obituary in 2026
about 2 months ago
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go ahead and kill me can’t get much stronger
about 2 months ago
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i’m absolutely itching to get the elbow ditch on my non-sleeve arm tattooed but i know i’m going to hate myself for it in the moment
about 2 months ago
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it’s 4:30pm and 75 degrees, the sun is still out, and my son and i are swimming in the hot tub you couldn’t pay me to live in a cold climate
about 2 months ago
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Victor Von Doomscroll
2 months ago
I love romance novels but I’m also a hater. The duality of man
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christmas breakfast in bed from my love ♥️
2 months ago
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GO GET YOUR FLU SHOT i’m on the 7th day of flu A and still can’t keep anything down. don’t be a dummy like me and forget to get a flu shot. i promise you will regret it.
2 months ago
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James
2 months ago
last christmas i gave you my heart. this christmas i’m giving you my power of attorney.
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