Switching from rap to cozy folk songs as soon as the autumn weather hits

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

It takes a lot of villages to raise this many idiots.

You don’t see clouds going rogue and following sad people around anymore these days

people probably hate my glass half empty disposition

New nightmare: two of your former therapists have met in person and are gossiping about you

Astonishing, I can only imagine the emotional whirlwind when seeing this in person. The Ferryman's End at Victor's Way, located near Roundwood, County Wicklow, Ireland, is a privately owned meditation garden. Found via Sleepy Hollow Country, Julia McCue #beautifulbizarre #sculpture #art

Please don't ask me about my personal religious beliefs, that's between me and Baphomet

This guys supposed to be a great debater? Two easy questions and he blows up

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

There's only 300 years between Abraham and Moses, but nearly 1000 years between David and Jesus. We call this the falling rate of prophet.

Taking fibre supplements, because it's time I got my shit together

a morning after pill, but for that really stupid thing you said yesterday in front of everyone

Get in loser, we’re doing the Thelma and Louise part.

The Eclipse of the Sun in Venice, July 6, 1842, by Ippolito Caffi (1842)

(Tapping the head of his dick) "Hello? Is this thing on?"

Animatronics Engineer: *watching RFK Jr* Impossible!

I remember one time I got a random DM asking "are you an alt for someone important" and I struggle with that everyday of my life

Tried reading Maimonides, but I don't know Judeo-Arabic, so if anything I'm even more perplexed

Seeing everyone enjoying Silksong so much really makes me nostalgic for being unemployed

I like cinnamon sticks, because I'm a dreamer. Others are more grounded

That feeling of walking into a room and forgetting why you're there, but for life in general

Me, every month, acting like I’ve never seen a full moon before

In 15 hundred & 92 There was a youth, looked just like you For the working title we never met Was Robbieo and Juliet.

There's a lot of speculation over the identity of Shakespeare's "fair youth" so I'll just come out and say it was me. I was really hot in 1592

"Well, there's your problem," said the mechanic, gesturing to the general state of the world

The accepted term is not "eldritch horror," It's "differently comprehended"

10,000 posts when all I need is a life.

*rookie therapist vomits*

Man, that peak in the bipolar curve just doesn't hit like it used to

Jesus saves, but Moses plays centre forward

Delete my account? Bitch I don’t even know how to turn off the phone

We care deeply about public transport in this country, and that's why we're committed to making it last as long as possible

One really healthy thing about Irish culture is being ridiculed for trying anything

Every time I press reset password another brain cell gets its wings.

Brings a shish kebab to a knife fight.

My lowest-stakes conspiracy theory is that the Bake Off production team sabotage the settings of the contestant ovens slightly so that they're a few degrees off what the display says.

sword witch

Every time men sit down they land right on their balls its tragic really

She’s a 10 but on the Richter scale run for your lives

Very sad to see Donald Trump in that condition (healthy)

Just once i'd like to see a shark wearing people tooth jewellery

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

Don't mean to be too controversial, but there's light at both ends of a tunnel.

Post an old illustration you still like This was from 2021 and I still sometimes feel like I haven't topped it.

Cutting raw onions in therapy, because sometimes a breakthrough needs encouragement

Still and Quiet • 2021