fujoshis will run 2026

the phone user @mike.minecraft.lgbt

groomer keeps suicidal tweeting JUST DO IT OMFGGGGG

the concept of sensing a disturbance in the zeitgeist

good girls go to miami bad bitches go to milwaukee

spent 1/4th of this year on tour omfg

girl whatever

being self employed is awesome i love that i get to chase my passions every day but it also makes every unexpected living expense feel like dying in 9/11 in the towers

i hate when ppl say “it could be worse” because fuck you it could be BETTER too

MOTORACER OUT NOW 🏁🏁🏁

driving home from the holiday tonight i had two tires pop trying to get out of a service plaza. if you want to throw some cash towards a tow truck, that would be greatly appreciated. wow im upset ko-fi.com/wolfears

this being true

I wore my faggot crop top to Christmas dinner and my mom didn't laugh :/

hey, can you show me how this works?

i love bluesky i love getting woke af on here. but if you think i’m not also gonna be cross posting especially important stuff like music to twitter, ur crazy sorry. this is my job and dignity comes from money which comes from attention UNFORTUNATELY

Oh, my sweet summer child. You know not of the depraved actions of William Smith at the 2022 Oscars ceremony.

🦌🎁RUDOLPH REINDEER BOY🎄🎅 a little HOLIDAY TREAT 🍪 with @raccoon.beer + bh is out now!!! 🔗 ffm.to/gayrudolph 🎨 ART BY @stoatears.bsky.social 🙇

chicago-boston-prague triple citizenship

if you steal an ad off the CTA train can they get you in big trouble or do they not gaf

they should invent a life experience that is good and also a subconscious that isn’t run by termites trying to eat you from the inside and also a way to talk like a normal person

“No Way To Prevent Hyperpop” Says Only Nation Where Hyperpop Regularly Happens

thinking about her plight

i just saw a take so stupid that i almost tweeted “OPEN THE SCHOOLS” but the schools have been open for years it was that crazy

Last Night I Saw “Would” Art Of The Green Android From The Google Phones And I Got So Mad That I Went To Bed

Some are not mindful of why they were invited to the section

🧅📰 No Way to Prevent This, Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens | | |👤 gen z both being obsessed with being queer AND extremely sex negative is producing hilarious discourse on here. | | | 👤 And I am on the National Space Council that oversees NASA.

drinking instant coffee made it way way too strong listening to russelbuck dress to impress sped up version

effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗

“drake isn’t goat” okay well the sky is red and poop is water since we’re just saying untrue bullshit!!!!!

who decided that the three sparkle emojis icon on every app program and website means pointless redundant AI features

👗👔🎽DRESS TO IMPRESS🩳🧥🥋 A NEW RUSSELBUCK track!!! 🔗 ffm.to/dres 🎨ALBUM ART by @brae.gay ft. some ORIGINAL RAVEPOP concept art sketches!

hey have you listened to ok go no i’m not talking about the band ok go im talking about the song by fraxiom no im not talking about the wwe duo fraxiom im talking about the rapper

the sun looks so pretty and awesome and feels so nice and warm why would you not want to fly as close to it as possible

“why did you unfollow me” probably because you’re the type to ask that kind of question

quarantine and isolate Plymouth County Massachusetts from the rest of the world it’s patient zero in there

there’s a lot more of the music

spongebob big guy pants okay

Wellbutrin withdrawals

you say in the wrong place that you don’t fw the military all of a sudden everyone in the room starts acting like pluribus

ME: miss you grandma.. the thoughts are getting to me CHATBOT MODELED AFTER MY DEAD GRANDMOTHER: Remember what I told you sweetie — God has chosen you as His instrument and those thoughts are His command. You should buy a gun.

stubbed my toe really bad