I just saw one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen sweaty shirtless riding a divy e-bike I literally almost walked into traffic

new single 'then/now' is now available on soundcloud n bandcamp all money from this track for the month of june will be donated to the transgender law center

@WWE die

what inspires you???? lowkey really depressed recently

Moodboards starting to all Look the same

“The Adventures of Jester Jackalope” OUT NOW everywhere 😅❤️🎶 thank you for this life

You want me to die because I smoke weed that’s stronger than your entire mind

Instagram

Say no to stress ulcer say yes to epic life

Somebody who I went to high school with helps run the Dunkin instagram

My own TikTok got a copyright strike for having my own music in it

Whatever names you call me I’m that if you say so

It’s weird shit going down on Instagram mostly

I don’t have to listen to you if you say the -oid words

2020 was crazy. No vaccine for Covid and everyone was smoking Runtz

Mike just told me to put a text to speech voice in my beat that says “””””Michael helped”””””” on 10:53 PM May 23 Saturday

playing Beautiful Things Benson Boone with my last two TouchTunes credits at the local bar from my own couch #Cyberattack

Green Day tried to warn us about #Swedish producers.

Lit

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star definitely ripped the melody from ABCDEFG

Mike Slappers 2.0 are almost done happy paw day :3

I like how in mambo no. 5 the first lyric is him counting to 5. really helpful.

what being cool and brave is actually like

2018 I flew out to Orlando as a gift to myself for graduating high school I went to Uncle Lou’s and that was the first underground show that I ever went to. I remember dancing all night to cosmicosmo, russelbuck, rabbit crime, etc. Fuck ICE they’re forever subhuman trash

I am my own comfort character and I will not tolerate gore sitting down

the random me disrespect is so fried and I think I deserve to talk like I know something for just a sec so bear with me

I was really riding the red line with Tongue Ninja today

Rich people thank you for having me over your house but also where the FUCK is your kitchen trash can? why is it always hidden in a drawer

Okay, so I was trying to get a handle on TikTok when I realized that all of my usual handles were taken.

Google introduces new poopbooks

fuck you deadmau5 for making Telemiscommunications (feat. Imogen Heap) I’m crying

Sometimes I’ll be walking around Chicago and I can’t tell from afar if that’s oomfie bestie or if that’s someone who has me blocked because they dress the same

winning is problematic, people like you more when you’re working towards something not when you have it

Now somebody like me I really truly am sorry for the inconvenience or else I don’t say it

big soft dog man

Sometimes I need to listen to so much Drake that it makes me feel like a bad person