Colette Willis
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Ghost writer. Corporeal reader. Semi-solid watcher of stuff.
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Ross Sayers
2 days ago
MIRANDA: the AI bubble is popping, good riddance CHARLOTTE: I think Harry will have a lot of cases at his law firm about this SAMANTHA: it's been three weeks since I last had *my* bubble popped CARRIE: Big is in hospital after trying to fight Reacher
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Irish Times recipe uncannily aware of my emotional fragility
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Jeff VanderMeer
11 days ago
Nick Cave's Train Dreams song was basically him watching the film and mumbling out whatever he saw on the screen. "Man with family... dog... river... tree falling... railroad... more trees..."
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Trish Byrne
12 days ago
It is pleasant to have visitors, and it is pleasant when your visitors leave and you have a clean house and cake.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY
12 days ago
And so it went, night after night, year after year. In fact, the Hansens had been in a living hell ever since that fateful day the neighborâs âFor Saleâ sign had come down and a family of howler monkeys had moved in.
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You will not regret reading this.
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15 days ago
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Howard Mittelmark
15 days ago
I couldn't afford an AI companion, so I got a Magic 8 Ball to carry around with me and now we're in love.
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OF ONE
15 days ago
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The top 75,000 Irish Songs ever: No. 48,765 Decal - Excelsis (1994)
Dublin electronic musicians with a heart of gold
https://thestretchmacgibbonshow.substack.com/p/the-top-75000-irish-songs-ever-no
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Moby Dick
16 days ago
one serene and moonlight night, when all the waves rolled by like scrolls of silver; and, by their soft, suffusing seethings, made what seemed a silvery silence, not a solitude; on such a silent night a silvery jet was seen
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Extremely depressing how many International Womenâs Day posts, by individuals and large groups, are illustrated with AI slop.
19 days ago
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Quinn Sutherland
21 days ago
Markdwayne the bathtub, Iâm dwowning
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Brett Roberts
26 days ago
âMakingâ chess pieces from Lego. Wow ! Source / Creator: Greg Saniatan aka slopsmcgee, in collaboration with LEGO
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well itâs dan
26 days ago
Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like todayâs stream could be a big one, as some of you mightâve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so weâre gonna get right into it
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Guy Le Jeune
26 days ago
Any excuse⌠this is mine.
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Jacob
29 days ago
Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.
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Nick Pettigrew
29 days ago
That time I saw yer dad in the Natural History Museum.
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Denis Colombi
about 1 month ago
âEvil starts when you treat other people as things. There are perhaps worse crimes, but they begin when you treat other people as things.â - Terry Pratchett
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Michael Jay McClure
about 1 month ago
WHAT: Simone Rocha (fall 2026) OCCASIONS: elevated hopscotch or after years of toil in your ancestral home you storm into the maths lab of your cruel advisor & write an equation on the board that changes everything IF IT WERE A SCENT: dowry chest (on fire) EMOTIONAL RANGE: đ¸/đŞ
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Jake_Vig
about 1 year ago
Oh no!
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John Wiswell
about 1 month ago
Fun science fact for the day: alligators are voluntary breathers, meaning they have to consciously choose to breathe. This is why it's so hard to sedate them for treatment. A tranquilized gator can't breathe!
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Dr Icy Sedgwick
about 1 month ago
You know M.R. James would have had a field day with this.
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Chuck Wendig
about 1 month ago
âIs there a technology the left is excited about?â High-speed rail! MRNA vaccines! New cancer treatments! Solar and wind energy collection! Better and longer-range EVs! That wood that's harder than steel! New apples! Fibermaxxing! Buldak Swicy ramen! Muppets! Muppets are too a technology, shut up!
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Screaming Pectoriloquy
about 1 month ago
you donât need ai to show you video of Smooth Operator as sung by Kermit the Frog. you can just use your imagination to do that. and you will use your imagination to do that. youâre doing it right now. you can hear his voice in your head. heâs hitting all the notes. diamond life, indeed.
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@sylvialeatham.bsky.social
I canât reply to your comment so have to post at you: I have absolutely no memory of that but it certainly sounds like me because Iâm finding it hilarious now!
about 1 month ago
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sweetie Ď
about 1 month ago
same
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Dropped Mike
over 2 years ago
dentist: count backwards from 10, please me: *nervous* 10, 9, 8, 7, ⌠this is almost as fun as being at the dmv dentist: yeah my license is suspended me: 6, 5, 4, 3, ⌠howâd you lose your driverâs license? dentist: driverâs license?
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SeĂĄn Costello
about 1 month ago
âNight does not show things, it suggests them.ââBrassaĂŻ
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Colin Dickey
about 1 month ago
The morning so far
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Patrick Bresnihan
about 1 month ago
In 6 weeks, Minister O'Brien has fast-tracked LNG infrastructure, lifted the moratorium on data centres and the Dublin Airport passenger cap. All under the banner of 'strategic infrastructure'. Irresponsible moves that lock us into climate havoc and US dependency.
www.rte.ie/news/politic...
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Proposal to end Dublin Airport passenger cap approved
The Cabinet has approved drafting the required legislation to end the passenger cap at Dublin Airport.
https://www.rte.ie/news/politics/2026/0210/1557576-dublin-airport-legislation/
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Odd This Day
about 1 month ago
Itâs the 136th anniversary today of some highly prized artefacts from Ancient Egypt being auctioned in Liverpool. From there, the 180,000 mummified cats in question went to their splendid and dignified final resting place. A museum? No. They were ground up and used for fertiliser đ§ľ
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OisĂn McGann
about 2 months ago
Is there no hope that these clowns will ever wake up to whatâs going on?
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Saoirse McHugh
about 2 months ago
So in a week of catastrophic flooding the government have decided to move climate from its own section to a subsection under infrastructure and lift the Dublin airport passenger cap. Mighty
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John Moynes
about 2 months ago
Oh you like eggs? Name three of their albumens.
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Does the whole skiers injecting their penises with acid to fly further thing remind anyone else of the raccoons in Princess Mononoke spreading their scrotums to fly? It does now.
about 2 months ago
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Viktor Winetrout
6 months ago
Is it "accidentally" or "by accident"? Anyway, I sawed my assistant in half
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Trish Byrne
about 2 months ago
Magic Wand MicheĂĄl is the kind of nickname that could finish a politician if it really stuck.
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donni saphire
about 2 months ago
Dance like people are watching and youâre trying to make them upset
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Daryl Feehely
about 2 months ago
"What we are seeing is not a ânew normalâ. In fact, it is just the beginning of a deterioration of our climate that will continue to worsen until we stop burning fossil fuels. In parallel, restoring ecosystems is the cheapest, quickest & most effective way that we can protect ourselves" đ
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kate
about 2 months ago
I need everyone to know that on the crochet subreddit the mods made a big post about how they're taking a week off because there was too much fighting/political posts. so there's currently no mods on r/crochet and people are being absolutely insane
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John Moynes
about 2 months ago
We all know that George Soros pays spectres to haunt Europe.
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Very Accidental Partridge moment when he tries to throw off his jacket, fails, and laboriously removes one arm at a time
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about 2 months ago
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Tom Reaganâs Hat
about 1 year ago
Apparently, itâs the most depressing day of the year so hereâs something to immediately cheer you up - Willem Dafoe saying âitâs the creamsâ
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John Bull
about 2 months ago
Absolute chills
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onion person
about 2 months ago
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Instead of blaming Met Ăireann, could politicians perhaps give a single moment's thought to the headlong rush to build more data centres?
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about 2 months ago
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Untitled Î˝ÎżáżŚĎ game
about 2 months ago
Stations of the CrossFit: Jesus fails to do a pull up correctly for the second time.
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SwampLizard
about 2 months ago
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
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OisĂn McGann
2 months ago
#SpĂŠirGhorm
#SpeirGorm
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Simon McGarr
2 months ago
No way we let Sweden get over the line on this ahead of Ireland. Tell your friends. This isnât just any old petition, this mechanism has EU clout.
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