Crop dusting but it's my dog scratching her floppy ear (we regularly clean them 🙂)

How can I forget the pain I’ve known How can I not hope for love All the love I truly need I cannot, I will not I will hang on to a strand, a glimmer Close my heart and move on

Happy 38th birthday to my first mental illness.

The death of empathy is the death of humanity.

Sorry I dropped you during the trust fall, I was going through your phone.

You had me at “I like a girl with personality” because I have a few.

Please forgive my countenance.

my buttocks pastoral my countenance idyllic

she was hot her coquettish gaze followed me she was hot her enigmatic smile made me blush she was hot her countenance fire of my louvre

inside a big morning dew sitting on top of a blade of grass a reflection of her countenance

Things are falling apart as planned.

Hey. For just a moment can I get your focus? Thanks You're a miracle of miracles. Your breathing stokes coals of imagination and wonder. Your eyes reflect familiarity that invites souls to rest. Your smile emits warmth on a superhuman level. You existing is so beautiful. But to the other side...

When love drains you, life becomes ever so exhausting.

every single pain shared with you in this life will never be wasted

tall desolate trees naked cold vulnerable come spring dress them up

here are swamp pictures from yesterday I love swamp

Of course I’m an alpha male. *adjusts panties

Giggitty Giggitty

“Loneliness does not come from having no people around you, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to you.” - Carl Jung

The Mall Strikes Back

Show me your bum?

What’s your cholesterol level?

AI refusing to admit America is the dumbest country in the world is the best description of artificial I can imagine.

I'm just a random word generator.

Sometimes I feel like I feel absolutely nothing.

I tried to plug my glasses in with my iPhone cord for some reason this morning. Brain damage is a real blessing.

I dont owe anyone anything.

I will gladly give you some advice if you’re interested in ruining your life.

There is coconut oil all over my phone screen, no time for questions!!!

I feel so naked and ashamed without my phone.

Love defies any kind of logic.

What dat mouth do?

Remember back when everyone was into sunning their genitals maybe snowing them would combat seasonal depression

Eeyore just called and said we can’t hang out anymore cuz I’m too depressing.

I live and love in the moment and express gratitude through skeeting vigorously daily.

Sometimes I feel like I don’t feel anything at all.

I love to French kiss after kimchi!

I made a cologne called Passion 69.

The role of government is to milk people under the pretense of helping people.

So where are the swinger states?

My face is a non sequitur.

Show me your lips?

Dare ya to sit on my face long time

Man, wish I could talk smooth and articulate like these politicians, damn so smart and talented yo

Is X porn or no?

I want to slap you then kiss you

Putting the use in muse

I trust jdv with my life.

Ready, willing, and able to serve you as a sex slave 😘

My way or my way, that’s the only way!