GeeGordonPretty
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Breath, Breath, Breathe, Breathe. Yes, Yes, Need, Need. Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve. Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe. Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe. Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need. Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
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Missing The Point
about 5 hours ago
A stopped escalator is right twice a day.
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The hills have AIDS
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑDoombuttWₑₙₑₛₛ
14 days ago
Looking forward to the episode of Bsky where we all go to Hawaii.
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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom
about 16 hours ago
am i the only asshole that knows what a superlative is or am I the only asshole who cares you're all doing it wrong
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According to Elle
about 18 hours ago
I allowed one of my coworkers to borrow my scissors. They were returned to me with the blades literally stuck together, there was so much goo on them. My feelings were genuinely hurt . . . And at that moment, I understood Milton.
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Cosmic Clau
1 day ago
a moment of silence for those gems that briefly appear in your feed and then vanish, never to be seen again
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Vintage Obscura Radio
about 18 hours ago
sweet marijuana brown
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sweet marijuana brown
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worm
1 day ago
"Holy Diver" by Dio
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Viktor Winetrout
1 day ago
a woman i used to work with wanted to have "Tears in Heaven" as her wedding song. people had to talk her out of it
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*sees your Even Flow and raises one Good by Better Than Ezra *
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about 23 hours ago
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muffin oracle🔮🕸️ ʰᶦᵍʰ ᵖʳᶦᵉˢᵗᵉˢˢ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦᶜᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵈᶦᵐᵉⁿˢᶦᵒⁿ 🎉🧁
about 23 hours ago
Tylenol Durden is this anything
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Logan Reaves
1 day ago
Waiting for summer to end.
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My Own Summer (Shove It)
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Subtly downgrade a band: The Velour Underground
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1 day ago
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Uncle Jeff 🌈
1 day ago
raptenol tyleture
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So, what are you doing after THIS Rapture?
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Grant Tanaka
2 days ago
My Boss: [patiently explaining something to me] My Brain: YOU TAKE THE GOOD YOU TAKE THE BAD YOU TAKE THEM BOTH & THERE YOU HAVE THE FACTS OF LIFE
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Pride of Iowa State, David Montgomery broke the drive and the half wide open.
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Sad really. God gave us only one day for ourselves after grieving Charlie Kirk's murder. Rushing a Rapture upon mourners.
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Dimetapp causes psychopathy
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1 day ago
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If you know who Mort Sahl was, I will put out.
1 day ago
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Upton Sinclair shouldn't be the one to decide if Jimmy Kimmel deserves to be pulled off-the-air. Don't get me wrong I love his books but this is going too far.
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Servia Plath
1 day ago
The password for my rapture bunker is acetaminophen
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(spoo)key 👻
1 day ago
does taking tylenol outside of the womb make you more autistic?
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What? Did your mom take Tylenol or something?
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Knew Nic
2 days ago
Autumnal is just fun to say
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I have been to a GWAR show, we burned Anita Bryant in effigy. I was there, man.
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jon mothman
2 days ago
this is the funniest possible way to describe GWAR
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CHOAM Nomsky
1 day ago
the raving democrats of gwar
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subtrauma but extra trauma for Halloween
1 day ago
a caper caper
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Xalqee
1 day ago
Pumpkin spiced cunnilngus
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Cocaine so white it joins a Barenaked Ladies tribute band
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Chicken the Friendly Ghost 👻
2 days ago
"Don’t let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash" has become "Don't let your mouth pay with a card that will put your ass into overdraft." Or something. You can see that it isn't nearly as funny.
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Tic jones Tac habit Toe fetish
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Marjorie James Keenan
2 days ago
Neil Young ISO alternate site to keep on rockin in
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Read Write Writhe
2 days ago
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Cocaine so white police officers give it the old thumbs up
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2 days ago
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subtrauma but extra trauma for Halloween
2 days ago
have you even jaunted
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Inscription D.C.M.
2 days ago
What did the equine say on the day of the fall equinox? Neigh. They only ever say neigh. They’re horses
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grilled cheese 🧀
2 days ago
K-L-O-N los angeles - clone radio. we play the songs that sound more like everyone else than anyone else.
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Subtly downgrade a band Rage Against The Machine Washable
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2 days ago
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alexis simpson
2 days ago
billionaire is short for williamionaire
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
3 days ago
Cocaine so white it puts down not one, but two separation bars on the grocery store checkout conveyor.
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Cocaine so white it has pleats
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2 days ago
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Quote with a gif you can hear :
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2 days ago
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Cornopolous
3 days ago
They moved me to the line in high school after being a quarterback because the coaches asked to see the plays on my wrist band and it was just photos of your Mom.
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Mueller, She Wrote
3 days ago
All I can think about when folks bring up the rapture is free shoes for atheists.
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Skellyton 💀🦇
5 days ago
small account handcrafted artisanal skeets
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🎃punkin spice spooky geist🎃
3 days ago
Bluesky: the community for (mostly) honest, completely broken hedonists.
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𝒵𝑒𝓀𝑒𝓎 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒫𝑜𝑜𝒽🦦🍯
3 days ago
This could be us but you playing games. 😔
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Sorrowscopes
3 days ago
Cancer: Autumn is a wonderful reminder of how you will eventually wither and die.
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