GeeGordonPretty
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Breath, Breath, Breathe, Breathe. Yes, Yes, Need, Need. Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve. Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe. Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe. Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need. Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
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DocAtCDI
about 11 hours ago
My wife said if I don't do page 7 of the Kama Sutra, she will leave me. It put me in a very difficult position.
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🧩
about 20 hours ago
kill fascism fuck hate marry xmas
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Make a Bond movie casual Her Majesty's Postal Service
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about 12 hours ago
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Algonquin K Farquhar II
about 14 hours ago
Balki Bartokomous on the streets, Larry Appleton in the sheets
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Oklahoma Brandtbert
about 14 hours ago
O tidings of hamburger and helper Hamburger and helper O tidings of hamburger and helper.
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✨☃️frosty sea🦞 w i t c h✨
about 17 hours ago
I love you, Chinese food on Christmas Day. You’re the bestest thing to ever happen for me. 💕✨
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Marjorie James Keenan
over 1 year ago
"Let him go! Stay on the leader!" lol (o) lol
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I delivered a lot of pizza and swam in GOP talking points when I couldn't stand top 40 format FM schlock anymore. Sometimes it was fun to yell at Sean Hannity or erupt with laughter from something Randi Roads said. Air America came and went during this era. My car's antenna had excellent choices.
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A veteran of the pizza wars I delivered hot pies in a cellphone free world. Navigated by ADC map and serenaded by AM band talk radio. Dr Laura, Lars Larssen, Bernie Ward and Larry Elder. Elder groaned about LAUSD school failures. Lil Stevie Miller would call in and unspool untruths to shill along.
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🧩
about 16 hours ago
wasted fifteen minutes on a house spider escort mission
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Slinging dumplings for the masses, yo.
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Jerry Chen
about 23 hours ago
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🧩
about 17 hours ago
🌿 🌿🍒 💋 muah!
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Pro tip You are allowed to get twice as baked if forced to wait until 8:40pm to partake. Double that on a federal holiday according to OSHA.
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lizzie
about 18 hours ago
just a reminder the 3 wise men in one area is highly unlikely
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Chairman Wow
about 18 hours ago
Oh lord. Cousin Meryl's baby daddy showed up to see Rowdy even though he has a restraining order.
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Garland eyelash-framed, tinsel voiced Angel sprinkling serene swirls of curling cute arcs out in escape from her glistening pucker pink smooches powered by a rising ribcage full sail sobbing through ivory bitten plump lip hisses and moans of yuletide spirit so lush, jungle rivers weep.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ
2 days ago
The Christmas Shoes (2002)
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I've got ninety-nine problems but just one like
about 22 hours ago
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Jolly ol’ [Sic] Burns
2 days ago
On the 12th day of Bluesky-mas My true crush sent to me… 12 bakes awaking 11 butts a-parting 10 TikTok’s a-glitching 9 alts a-creeping 8 boob pics promised 6-7 Buscemi fellow kids memes 5 dm pings 4 calls to “go birds” 3 pity likes 2 lame-ass hugs …and a thirst pic of questionable authenticity! 🎄😘
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Glasgow Kiss
2 days ago
Nobody’s rockin’ in the free world anymore.
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Tiny Tim did NOT die, turns out but uh who uh is going to pay for it ? What is your single payer healthcare vision in vast detail on this cold eve of Nöel ?? - Mark Cuban
about 23 hours ago
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Wishing all the junkies out there a healthy fentynöel
about 24 hours ago
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Come upon my midnight clear
about 24 hours ago
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I have lots of friends who celebrate Kwanza.
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Merry Christmas, thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Dates in Movies
1 day ago
Dec 25th - Ralphie gets his Red Ryder B.B. Gun for Christmas. The family then go for a Chinese dinner after a pack of dogs ate their turkey. 📽️📅 A Christmas Story (1983)
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Toby 🇵🇸
1 day ago
Mrs Schrödinger: [*opening Christmas present*] Schrödinger: [*nervous glance to camera*]
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️
1 day ago
It’s important to remember that when mom kissed you on Christmas morning, there’s a good chance she had cum breath.
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Merry Christmas, and all that rigamarole.
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Cru
6 months ago
tinnitus is actually your brain screaming
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Jennifer Schaffroth
1 day ago
Is that your yule log or are you just happy to see me
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Brian Caron
1 day ago
Christmas memory from 2017: new kitten, and the first thing she does is climb to the top of the Christmas tree and take a nap.
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Merry Christmas, and all that jazz.
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Dr Pop Culture USA
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Elf steaks.
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Coffee&CannabisClub-𝐀𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐊𝐜𝐮𝐟
1 day ago
Murray Chrimemus Merry Danksmas Merry Smokesmas Merry Cannabis
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I would never want you to feel guilty for having a prosperous year ! I want you to feel prosperous, of course. Silly.
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Chicken of Vermont
1 day ago
Merry Christmas if that's your thing.
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Jack
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Happy Birthday Ghislaine Maxwell
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los 🦦
1 day ago
yes 911, i cut the paper too small
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@imwintersmom.bsky.social
Merry Christmas!
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Blue sky nice ghost
1 day ago
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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Picked up the revival miniseries of this little gem this year.
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Amanda Reyes
2 days ago
It's here. I FINALLY finished season one of Trapper John MD and uploaded the latest Trap-Cast, which you can listen to below. Whew. Hope you enjoy. Should be on Apple Podcasts shortly.
open.spotify.com/episode/6y3D...
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Joshua McElwee
1 day ago
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For
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Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and stra...
https://www.reuters.com/world/pope-leo-christmas-eve-says-denying-help-poor-is-rejecting-god-2025-12-24/
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James Damron
5 days ago
If your Yule log is burning, there's a cream for that.
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