Angels lose game 1 against the Mariners. Reid Detmers pitched a great game with 6.2 scoreless innings, but he had no run support. The Angels offense was absolutely terrible, only got 1 hit through 10 innings. They struck out 12 times and looked uninspired. Ruined home opener. #GoHalos #RepTheHalo 😇❤️

The news cycle was so satisfying yesterday.

Cancer: Only you know how hard you tried to make things work, and how badly you fucked it all up anyway.

Guys, what is a value added tax ?

Morning 😂

Noise cancelling vagina

Seashells Transform Suburban Bathroom Into Tropical Hideaway https://theonion.com/seashells-transform-suburban-bathroom-into-tropical-hid-1819571584/

I just know that if I see you using correct punctuation in a shitpost you’re a NARC

Stay tuned for the ground invasion, AKA Dumb Gallipoli

youtu.be/7wKm3-5xKpM?... I can fuck with this. Love the slap bass omg

Seconded

I cannot tell how my ankles bend .... nor whence the cause of my faintest wish,

I should call him

We have just informed the Iranian public and government if they can merely hold out for a matter of weeks they can show up our President. The suffering will be immense of course but they can win through survival and we can only win by making the price of gasoline go down. Check.

Fuck ICE

Wait. The real @gregthemiller.bsky.social's bday isn't until September. I hate you both, @gregthemiller.bsky.social @los-los.bsky.social

Call me an originalist but I think the states should be the ones to decide whether or not rockets go up and launch into space. Not NASA.

if i forget your name after we meet congrats, you’re boring

A Blade Runner sequel where the main character just goes around showing people photos and asking them to pick out the ones with traffic lights.

Guys Seriously Look at the date. Come on.

Today of all days, please....

That's er the Mid-Atlantic/Bawlmer accent hon. metrO

My safe word is, " Kenesaw " FOR rosin bag fetish play. What a coincidence!!! Spooky.

Another thing I had to remind myself of as I terribly ruminated over this all morning was, any of the jokes or the scorn hasn't come from anybody that I follow or who follows me. Thank you. It means I follow the right people. I appreciate you all.

Listen, man, everyone in possession of a cock, whether they're gay, straight, or bi, has to support people who love cock. Because who's going to touch yours otherwise? Don't make fun of people for liking dick.

This is the Michael Spinks of Supreme Court Arguments.

*laughing hysterically every time someone says "Hoppy Easter"*

It's only worry. It'll be ok. Used to it overall just not so early in the day. Rejection terror without creamer.

The thing is, No one really knows what to do with kink sissies. In general. The kink can be so embarrassing OTHERS get ashamed FOR you. Many are grateful they aren't one or dating one. Most people aren't hateful about it but none, literally none can resist making fun of us.

For me derision has always meant deficient. Even if they say they are kidding. I learned to not take the insults as seriously as I can but my hecklers weren't exactly inventing things out of thin air.

I still don’t understand what part of the monkey the wrench is for.

Mom !? The AI entity keeps trying to lure me into a speculative wager.

They are citizens endowed by their Creator with inalienable rights. The Constitution established they shall be treated equally under the law. We do not recognize straw polls held by ranting bigots who wish to decide who may attend carnivals or play fucking soccer.

not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock. straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.

Go O's.

the universe, sending me a push alert as i finish my run: NBC News Breaking news Trump plans to take the extraordinary step of attending Supreme Court oral arguments tomorrow in the birthright citizenship case me:

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

" ... But how can my boycott of home delivered goods mean anything in the big picture ? I don't want to be the only one going without . " When we go outside with our exercise gear on and walk or jog; we inspire other people watching us through windows to do the same. By living example.

uwuwashing

good thing they voted for the economy guy

The president of the United States is advocating for and committing war crimes in our name. He needs to be impeached and removed for his illegal unconstitutional war. Now he is smearing every American as war criminals, and he needs to be removed immediately.!

Hey Congress, Any President, regardless of political party, who threatens to order the United States Military to commit war crimes needs to be impeached immediately. If he does give these orders, he should be handed over to the International Criminal Court.

Angels lose game 1 against the Cubs. Poor defense once again, and the offense hardly could do anything especially with Edward Cabrera pitching. Great to see Yoán Moncada get a 2-run homerun, but still so much to clean up with this team. Hope the Angels can win the next two. #GoHalos #RepTheHalo 😇❤️

I love that they're calling themselves the Los Angeles Angels because it sounds really cool in Spanish.

As the Olympics feign concern about female athlete safety, keep reality in mind. They weren't concerned when women were impregnated & given abortions for the performance hormone boost. Weren't concerned about preventing puberty in gymnasts for the competitive advantage. No problem with sexual abuse

there it is

Hell yeah she does

I am the blood. I am the gore. I am the goddess. I am life incarnate, and I create amazing things that could destroy worlds while I am also capable of creating another one.