GeeGordonPretty
@geegordonpretty.bsky.social
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$Geegordongritty All Of The D.J.s Surely Have Taken A Lesson
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Breath, Breath, Breathe, Breathe. Yes, Yes, Need, Need. Breath, Breath, Grieve, Grieve. Bled, Bled, Breathe, Breathe. Breath, Breath, Seethe, Seethe. Fucked, Fuck, Need, Need. Must, must, Breathe, Breathe.
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β‘ Kyle β‘
about 8 hours ago
Angels lose game 1 against the Mariners. Reid Detmers pitched a great game with 6.2 scoreless innings, but he had no run support. The Angels offense was absolutely terrible, only got 1 hit through 10 innings. They struck out 12 times and looked uninspired. Ruined home opener.
#GoHalos
#RepTheHalo
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF
about 22 hours ago
The news cycle was so satisfying yesterday.
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Sorrowscopes
about 22 hours ago
Cancer: Only you know how hard you tried to make things work, and how badly you fucked it all up anyway.
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Guys, what is a value added tax ?
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about 17 hours ago
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Jon Poole
1 day ago
Morning π
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Corduroy Cheddar
4 days ago
Noise cancelling vagina
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The Onion
about 23 hours ago
Seashells Transform Suburban Bathroom Into Tropical Hideaway
https://theonion.com/seashells-transform-suburban-bathroom-into-tropical-hid-1819571584/
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Devi
1 day ago
I just know that if I see you using correct punctuation in a shitpost youβre a NARC
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
1 day ago
Stay tuned for the ground invasion, AKA Dumb Gallipoli
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youtu.be/7wKm3-5xKpM?...
I can fuck with this. Love the slap bass omg
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Folding Money I George Wallace & Electronic Friends
YouTube video by George Wallace & Friends
https://youtu.be/7wKm3-5xKpM?si=J5Xz7Mngtph1OYAl
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2 days ago
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Seconded
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2 days ago
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Walt Whitman
2 days ago
I cannot tell how my ankles bend .... nor whence the cause of my faintest wish,
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I should call him
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2 days ago
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We have just informed the Iranian public and government if they can merely hold out for a matter of weeks they can show up our President. The suffering will be immense of course but they can win through survival and we can only win by making the price of gasoline go down. Check.
2 days ago
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Fuck ICE
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2 days ago
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GerBear
3 days ago
Wait. The real
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
's bday isn't until September. I hate you both,
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
@los-los.bsky.social
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Call me an originalist but I think the states should be the ones to decide whether or not rockets go up and launch into space. Not NASA.
3 days ago
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los π¦¦
5 days ago
if i forget your name after we meet congrats, youβre boring
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John Lyon
4 days ago
A Blade Runner sequel where the main character just goes around showing people photos and asking them to pick out the ones with traffic lights.
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Guys Seriously Look at the date. Come on.
3 days ago
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Today of all days, please....
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3 days ago
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That's er the Mid-Atlantic/Bawlmer accent hon. metrO
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3 days ago
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My safe word is, " Kenesaw " FOR rosin bag fetish play. What a coincidence!!! Spooky.
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3 days ago
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Another thing I had to remind myself of as I terribly ruminated over this all morning was, any of the jokes or the scorn hasn't come from anybody that I follow or who follows me. Thank you. It means I follow the right people. I appreciate you all.
3 days ago
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Iandominus Wrecks
9 days ago
Listen, man, everyone in possession of a cock, whether they're gay, straight, or bi, has to support people who love cock. Because who's going to touch yours otherwise? Don't make fun of people for liking dick.
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This is the Michael Spinks of Supreme Court Arguments.
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Travis comma bitch
3 days ago
*laughing hysterically every time someone says "Hoppy Easter"*
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It's only worry. It'll be ok. Used to it overall just not so early in the day. Rejection terror without creamer.
3 days ago
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The thing is, No one really knows what to do with kink sissies. In general. The kink can be so embarrassing OTHERS get ashamed FOR you. Many are grateful they aren't one or dating one. Most people aren't hateful about it but none, literally none can resist making fun of us.
3 days ago
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For me derision has always meant deficient. Even if they say they are kidding. I learned to not take the insults as seriously as I can but my hecklers weren't exactly inventing things out of thin air.
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BEAVE
over 1 year ago
I still donβt understand what part of the monkey the wrench is for.
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Mom !? The AI entity keeps trying to lure me into a speculative wager.
3 days ago
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They are citizens endowed by their Creator with inalienable rights. The Constitution established they shall be treated equally under the law. We do not recognize straw polls held by ranting bigots who wish to decide who may attend carnivals or play fucking soccer.
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4 days ago
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District
4 days ago
not βshopped. not cropped. not stock. straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.
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David Simon
3 days ago
Go O's.
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Chris Geidner
4 days ago
the universe, sending me a push alert as i finish my run: NBC News Breaking news Trump plans to take the extraordinary step of attending Supreme Court oral arguments tomorrow in the birthright citizenship case me:
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Jasmine ππ
4 days ago
jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility π³οΈββ§οΈ
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" ... But how can my boycott of home delivered goods mean anything in the big picture ? I don't want to be the only one going without . " When we go outside with our exercise gear on and walk or jog; we inspire other people watching us through windows to do the same. By living example.
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4 days ago
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Just Barely Barning On
4 days ago
uwuwashing
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I'mWintersMom
22 days ago
good thing they voted for the economy guy
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Charles Moore
5 days ago
The president of the United States is advocating for and committing war crimes in our name. He needs to be impeached and removed for his illegal unconstitutional war. Now he is smearing every American as war criminals, and he needs to be removed immediately.!
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Eric Foltz
4 days ago
Hey Congress, Any President, regardless of political party, who threatens to order the United States Military to commit war crimes needs to be impeached immediately. If he does give these orders, he should be handed over to the International Criminal Court.
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β‘ Kyle β‘
4 days ago
Angels lose game 1 against the Cubs. Poor defense once again, and the offense hardly could do anything especially with Edward Cabrera pitching. Great to see YoΓ‘n Moncada get a 2-run homerun, but still so much to clean up with this team. Hope the Angels can win the next two.
#GoHalos
#RepTheHalo
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Nathaniel Swift
4 days ago
I love that they're calling themselves the Los Angeles Angels because it sounds really cool in Spanish.
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Russ
5 days ago
As the Olympics feign concern about female athlete safety, keep reality in mind. They weren't concerned when women were impregnated & given abortions for the performance hormone boost. Weren't concerned about preventing puberty in gymnasts for the competitive advantage. No problem with sexual abuse
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5 days ago
there it is
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Hell yeah she does
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4 days ago
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geist
4 days ago
I am the blood. I am the gore. I am the goddess. I am life incarnate, and I create amazing things that could destroy worlds while I am also capable of creating another one.
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