I voted for Michael Dookiekakis!

#vaush talking about the WB Paramount merger. Grim. www.youtube.com/live/H9yb2K7...

Jasmine Crockett's been busy texting me all day.

Lots of Russian bots flying around here, trying to get us comfortable with the idea that we aren't going to have elections. And if you're NOT a Russian bot, check yourself with that shit. Stop the defeatism. Stop normalizing dictatorship. You might think you're helping. You suck at it.

I have become a Nostradumbass. Look inward, look to the stars! Salvation will come! Lol. Aliens.

Watching Origins on Didney Ploo.

Meager resources. Extract joy from life like water from a drying rag. It's appreciated more...

They can rewrite reality before our eyes. Some are more susceptible than others, but the distortion is very real. It's almost maddening... Isolating. Body snatcher vibes. You don't know who's real and who's in an altered state of existence. There are subtle clues. Some glaring. Like an echo.

So the scientist inflected... Inflicted? A bit of humor when he said, while detailing the usage of radar and its evolution, "we even use it to track the asteroids that could come down and ruin everyone's day." My wife found it amusing. As did I... Anywho, I think she's In a polyamourous

Ttar Srek

Captain James Tiberius Kirk gripped his credit card bill in one hand, raised it toward the sky and yelled "Klarna!!!"

Book of Queer on Hubbo. Funny and interesting. "Fully erect" height, lol!

Bryan Ferry refuses to stop the dance...

"People's Torte" A baking competition where individual bakers have their efforts "judged" by lawyers.

All y'all going to jail

Did I just gaslight myself?...

We need a Sesame Street, but for adults. It has a therapist interview people with variations of a trauma. The therapist explains, in detail how to deal with this trauma. Free therapy. Mental health but it's for free...

That Ikenhower guy was right when he warned us about the military industrial complex and what not...

I've gone full rogue state. I do not possess nuclear weapons. I have walls...

Our federal government killed a disabled genocide survivor and is covering up for a child rapist. And that is just today’s news. It is just unconscionable to be treating this as normal or acceptable in any way. www.investigativepost.org/2026/02/25/b...

BREAKING: Scientists have discovered the world's oldest writing in a cave in Germany. It predates all human civilisations at 38,000 years old. Excitingly, it has already been translated. It reads: Warning: Iran is just two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.

I'm about to commit a pastry related hate crime. I'm eating all the cake. The children, along with my wife, will invoke article, 5 of their United Family Charter, committing them to war against me. I'm Russia. A formidable paper tiger.... Or bear?... China's come by asking politely for Siberia.

Some of you aren't steeped in my lore and it shows

Taco Wednesday...that's a thing, right?

Q: Can you talk about the legal authority under which the federal govt pauses legally obligated funds, such as Medicaid? JD VANCE: Congress appropriates the money. We're the ones who actually make sure it actually goes to the people it ought to go to

Omg, I missed the episode of Impractical Jokers where they place a vibrating dildo with remote control up Murr's ass then send him in to conduct business interviews while the other Jokers control it.... I feel a certain way about this. Yet, I find it hysterical...

ICE agents need smart weapons. Because they aren't.

Please read this article to the end. Even before ICE got involved, this started because this *blind man who speaks no English and uses a curtain rod as a walking stick* got lost on a walk and some Karen called the police on him and they tasered and beat him bc he didn’t drop the rod. WTF

I get creeped out when people stare at me. It happens often. People always have a bewildered expression. Judgemental. It's called mildly unconventional. It's just what I is... I need a sign around my neck, "friendly, but don't pet" "unless?...*wink"

Operation clandestine high was a success. Less of a Bay of Pigs, more of a Chernobyl. Managed to get chores done, in the interim, along with two, count em, TWO trips to Walmart. Now I settle in to the sweet promise of peace. A happy place. The lone, desolate island. Turbulent waters all around.

In the future, if we make it there, faith won't exist, not as it does now. It'll be completely divorced from whatever form of government we invent, for the future times. I wish I had been born then. I was not. God damn it!.. Lol...

The Texas Education Agency received initial approval Wednesday to correct roughly 4,200 errors in its elementary school curriculum, which has drawn attention for its references to Christianity and the Bible. Taxpayers will bear the cost of fixing errors in learning materials published by the TEA.

They found him. He died. Another murder by our immigration goon squads

The State of the Union speech was pretty good ...

I'm talking myself into sneak buying thc. Ask forgiveness, not permission. You're already in hell, how much worse can it get? *Sign* "Now entering 8th ring of hell. It's a surprise"...

I need laundry detergent and baby wipes. I also need to dissolve into the spaces between reality. "OH, hi Bill. Whatcha doin' in oblivion? Don't act like you can't see or hear me! Wait, maybe that's how it works in here...?"

I need more thc. Getting it now would mean great unpleasantness. It's like peaking into heaven, but the price is emotional flaying. Can I dissociate into oblivion? That'd be a feat.

Rich, white and "christian". We call it the jackpot of corruption.

If you're brown, it draws scrutiny, simply having a tattoo draws scrutiny. If you're rich and white and have an association with a well known child sex trafficker and well known pedophile, it's ok. Nothing to see here. Fuck this world order.

I just wanted my face to be ridden aggressively for my birthday. At least three times... Maybe next year...

So if you still support Trump, you're a pedophile. Thems the rules, y'all.

Took a night drive on the 110, to put Giganticus to sleep. Passed a highway gas station, gave me "road trip" feels. Now I feel alive AND dead.

No 4th of July this year either. We don't exist for the time being. We'll pick up again when Trump is in jail or underground.

The only time white christians acknowledge evolution is when they're being racist.

Donald is a child rape enthusiast. A republican, through and through...

Someone supposedly tried to kill Trump again (complimentary) and since he wasn't successful in the slightest, nobody even cares. It's fucking crazy like. Trump is so reviled that his own fans constantly trying to kill him and everyone is so bored by the failure.

Vaush just muted himself...

"I fucked all those bell peppers before prepping them. Enjoy the dish." - Me