That one time Gavin Newsome was on House M.D. playing a guy who turned orange, too many carrots, AND his wife was cheating on him to boot.

Capybaras patiently waiting for traffic before making their grand road crossing in Brazil is a sight you don't want to miss. Nature's charm at its best!

You always hear about dogs "accidentally" shooting people, but you never hear about cats. That's because a cat would've managed to make it look like an accident or suicide. *Scribbled on sticky note next to cat's owner "Meow!!!"

Denmark: "Hey... Stop?... Please don't?..." Faroe Islands: "It's tradition!!! Keep this up and we'll 'tradition' the fuck out of you next!!!" Denmark: "K... You see? We did all we could..."

With Ken Paxton’s GOP primary win, James Talarico and Dems got the matchup they wanted. Talarico told us he's confident about his chances — and he's got a general election pitch to convert John Cornyn's supporters.👇 🔗 politi.co/49StLMY

Campos: While I want to thank CBS news for funding this generous gift towards my education, I want to acknowledge how the recent direction of the outlet stains the legacy of Mike Wallace, the namesake of this scholarship.

CBS just announced a new Star Trek series!!! It's called "Star Trek: Turkana IV"

CBS just announced a replacement show for 60 Minutes, since it was too woke. "One Hour" is set to premiere in June. The tagline is: "You give us an hour, we'll take it!" The first story is a comparison of the struggles and sacrifices made by Jesus vs Trump. *Spoilers

Private eye named "Snoop Doug" and his faithful K9, "Snoop Dougie's Dog"... Coming this fall to CBS.

Told the family that it was "Whatever you wish Wednesday". Whatever they wish to eat! The Feral said, "Sonic Breakfast burritos!" I responded, "Yes, absolutely! Now you just have to figure out how to walk there, and pay for it!" I am no longer allowed to speak.

Happy Labor Day to any and all bloated orange ani currently working hard to dismantle 200+ years of mostly dumb luck and meh. Luck ran out, like all Trump branded garbage seemingly does...

Made Sonic half priced burgers for dinner.

Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America.  He embodies the broken system we’re running against. It’s time to come together: The People vs. Ken Paxton

"Archmage found murdered near the entrance of his cave dwelling. Guards point to possible gang of roving Draugr."...

The man's brain has turned into roadkill gravy, while he makes us turn to dark age medicine... Y'all can do better. "Brain Dead Kennedy kid plays with snakes, while democracy burns..."

They're opening up a data center in my butthole. It's all just full of shit...

Covered in mud, especially around the face. Mini Chief O'Brien faces bath time... Giganticus chronicles.

Went and visited an open air human zoo today. Earth is fascinating.

*Shoots self in foot *Sues self for damages *Sues to keep knowledge of gun ownership secret Trump logic

*Navigating the Strait of Iran with a corded, battery operated submarine pool toy. Suckers...

Woke up to chaos, more than once. 1st, an early morning storm which brought damaging hail. 2nd, a wolf spider under the pillows followed by screams. Slept through the first, I can't control hail. Freed the spider. I can do that...

Left Skyrim on all night. Marcurio, my current companion, expressed an interest in the college of Winterhold, so we're running the quests, to get him in. Scenarios...

Giganticus is now practicing his Halloweening skills by repeatedly knocking on the bedroom door, exclaiming softly, trick or treat, while 23 and the wife welcome him in and stuff trinkets into his pink birthday bag which is cosplaying as a Halloween basket.

Giganticus had a dream. He woke up and exclaimed about a spider on the door. Then it devolved into my wife lashing out at me for not following through. So I point out that she had a weird energy, I didn't know how to approach that. She retains. Lashes out. I just need input, I'm getting static.

Always some fucked news. I feel like a prospector who arrived too late for the Eureka moment. Panhandling in a small river, sifting through silt for tiny flecks of sunlight. Just flecks and fragments, but I'll take it over the turds I seem to find...

My little red city has its own Facebook page, its run by townsfolk, not the city. It can get putrid, at times. Unfiltered thoughts that need to be kept on a leash, far from other people. These folks are mean. The veneers they present, versus the rot they cover...

The revolt was short lived. The combatants lacked the will and determination necessary for such endeavors... Straight to the Gulag of Love. *Volga River People plays but the jazzy one, not the original, Glenn Miller.

You radiate the nervous energy of a raving lunatic... I sez to my wife, who just hijacked the kitchen from me. She Anschlussed me... She doesn't critique you or your food, no, she rips it apart, lovingly and jokingly. I for one have tired of this. I'm on strike. The picket line swells. Russia 1917.

Methrow Records presents: Hervé Villechaize, Dirty Little Man, the Musical!!!

NEW: A new lawsuit alleges the Trump administration awarded the bulk of new Texas border wall contracts to two firms without “genuine competitive opportunities.” One of the chosen firms has faced legal issues and claims of shoddy construction work. w/ Big Bend Sentinel & @texastribune.org

I'm gonna run up to Brookshires and get some milk and soda, or sodie pop, as we call it. Yeah, we're dorks. I'm also goin to the vape shop, for thc. I need some human interaction, plus, this particular vape shop always has drama in the background that I enjoy hearing about. It's like a minisode.

If Trump is an enemy of the state, we need a massive enema of the state. *Plays Constipation Blues by Screamin Jay

I trapped a wolf spider under a small cup, in the bathroom. Several hours later, 23 pointed out a 2nd, as he walked to his room. I felt like a mom who just realized she left her baby in the car, and it's been 2 hours... I rushed the first spider out the front door, dashed to the bathroom and

Y'all remember when Chief O'Brien and Doctor Bashir died in a mysterious radiation leak, but the whole conspiracy was derailed because Keiko noticed that O'Brien was drinking coffee in the afternoon, and he never does it, but later he confirms to her that he does indeed enjoy an occasional midday

PSA: When you see a uhaul truck on the road with you, it's good to remember that the driver likely doesn't know how to drive a truck and is very stressed. Also, the truck is beat to shit and may not have any brakes.

NEW: A gun chain’s stores repeatedly violated rules designed to deter illegal sales. Although authorities recommended revoking their licenses, the problem stores all remain open. Now the Trump administration is weakening penalties for failure to comply.

I wish my house had cool ghosts like in Beetlejuice rather than just the ones from my past.

Katalin Karikó is one of the most extraordinary scientific stories of this era. A girl from a modest Hungarian household helped develop technology that saved millions of lives worldwide. In 2023, she was awarded the Nobel Prize in Medicine for discoveries that enabled effective mRNA vaccines.

My SD card died, a while back. It was a 500gb one, I was so proud of it. I had so many movies and music on it. I watched them on my car's infotainment center. 'Scapey's had some work done. Anywho, it overheated and died. Sad. Worst part was, I had a massive amount of photos of Giganticus on it.

if we all try really hard, at the same time, for an extended period of time, when I say try hard, I mean strain to the point you might mess yourself hard... We might be able to send ourselves a warning, through space and time, to 2016... So we can ignore it...

REUTERS: “Enrique Tarrio, Proud Boys leader sentenced ‌to 22 years for seditious conspiracy over the January 6, 2021 riot, said he planned to get between $2 & $5 million.” We are so far off the cliff. 🇺🇸 www.reuters.com/legal/govern...

Is our government going after Raul Castro specifically, or are they coming after ALL Rauls?!... I need to know!

*Espoilers Alertings* Finished Daredevil season 2, the Born Again almost reboot, just to save Disney money one. Fuck, it's good! I like Bullseye. Always loved him in comics, def top 10 villain for me. I loved the treatment he received. I like him being cast in a different light.

Our current government situation reminds me of Star Wars, set in contemporary times. It's more in the style of the Office, satire, but they went too hard on it. Oh, and our Emperor Palpatine has an I.Q. of 45...

Disturbing new video posted by Israeli Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir shows him taunting detained pro-Palestinian flotilla activists being held in horrifying conditions. In the footage, Ben-Gvir can be seen shouting at the handcuffed activists while appearing to gloat over their detention.

Madea's Cremation.

Can porn ever be funny?

Tyler Texas has a Tesla dealership. It's in a dingy looking strip mall, below road level. I call it the Tesla Bodega...

Does anyone else wait, with growing anticipation, when Space Captain comes on? I'm just getting my mouth ready to start singing along. It grabs ya hard, extracts the vocals from you. Powerless to stop singing...