Hot take: baby powder needs to go away from baseball cellys

social media was a wonderful brain toilet for every random half thought you didn't want to bother real people with before they decided to move all of society and infrastructure and government inside of the toilet

always

Finally we have the technology to depict the smooth, graceful, almost liquid motion of a skeleton warrior raised from the dead.

Uath Mammoth: A Fanatics fuck-up *and* a villain in a Star Wars PC game from 1998.

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

Ron MacLean prefaced something with "just a little story" like a full minute ago, and now he's talking about the Winnipeg Monarchs.

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

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Once again, the theory is proven: Detroit Pro Teams are cursed with not being able to take advantage of long breaks, they are in fact hurt by them. Whatever old crone did this, please, lift this pain, enough time has passed, let Detroit be good again.

Doorman and building staff may go on strike against building owners in NYC for the first time in 30 years+ next week, and I can say that among apartment building residents, there is a 50/50 divide between "Give them anything they want" and "Give them anything they want, you assholes."

the basic theory of DOGE was that if powerful people said it was fine it didn’t matter what the law said. I think proving that theory wrong is worth significant effort

I know I’m just an unfrozen caveman Red Wings fan, but let me offer this: If I was McLellan, I would’ve held the team in the locker room or gather them at the hotel to watch the Flyers game. The second PHI clinched, I would pause the game, look at the team and say “Who here fucking wants that?”

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

Bluesky can fire its marketers. The most appropriate catchphrase for this site has now been written.

hockey is not fun right now. statement. but rocky knows it will be fun again some day.

really hard to toe the line between "texas chainsaw massacre" and "idyllic americana" but brother, you know it when you see it

WAY TO GO, DALLAS!

Accidental @brandonbird.bsky.social painting.

Set this man free.

Every now and then someone tries to argue Lynch was a reactionary and it's like, get da fuck outta here

In soccer if you block a player from getting to a ball that is rolling out of bounds and take more than three steps as part of this process then the play should be called as though you played the ball out of bounds.

is it possible to enjoy baseball. question.

Alt for eagle

Nobody anywhere should harbor any doubt or confusion, now or forevermore, as to how or why so many Trump businesses - including casinos - went belly up.

No one says “Cool your jets” any more. We’ve just decided to accept overheated jets now. Very sad.

in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive

A sitting Senator has more power than a grunt in the military and you pass the buck to them. You're a shithead. you know that right? Go do your job. Make a scene. Get your lazy ass back to work

Delaying booking a return flight back to my house in case my idiot president launches a nuclear war tonight. Even if he eats shit and walks away tonight, don't let anyone forget how fucking stupid this moment was. Don't let kids forget how close we are to annihilation, provided we make it.

If I were a senator or congressperson, I would not be on social media right now. Actually, I would be on social media. I would be live in an airport or on a train while on my way back to the Capitol to hold a sit-in with as many colleagues and camera crews as possible over this ****.

I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.

I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .

BOYCOTT THE US. NO OLYMPICS. NO WORLD CUP. NO SPORTS AT ALL. he is threatening nuclear war.

Hi, yes, hello, I don’t want to bomb anyone. Please join me in the not wanting to bomb anyone coalition. The power of the not wanting to bomb anyone feels pretty good, IMHO. Just an amazing feeling of not wanting to bomb anyone.

Completely unstable and perilous. The House must bring up impeachment articles, and the Senate needs to remove a president who wants to commit war crimes. We cannot sit idly by as Donald Trump threatens to end an entire civilization.

Finding it kinda hard to post anything about sports or movies or TV right now as the president basically just threatened to nuke a civilization into oblivion and there's absolutely no mechanism in place to stop him from doing that.

The President is openly threatening genocide. A crime against humanity. He must be removed from office. The 25th Amendment must be invoked. If not, Congress has to do our damn job. Speaker Johnson, call us into session. War powers & impeachment. Remove this man from office.

“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.

I'm so sorry, because I know that this is going to blow up the spot of some people that I care about: Stop holding lav mics. You look stupid. You know where it goes. You know influencers were too dumb to use it right and that's how it became a trend. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS.

NASA’s Earth photos from Artemis inspired me to put this on today… 🙂 Getting lots of positive comments on it as I run errands…

For every American rube who ever argued that instead of statesmen, we should allow a businessman from outside the political sphere to helm our government, here is the internet posting that should make you shut the fuck up and bathe alone in your submoronic ignorance until you wrinkle and die.

It's way easier too! This isn't an organization covering up sexual assault for months and then quietly letting a predator go on to attack children and bullying their own victim out of hockey. This is just some dipshit Nazis. Nip this in the bud. Maybe you stop any of them from committing hate crimes

Sure would be something if all the writers who promised to do better reporting after the Kyle Beach situation were to be awake for this one.

A man stands, staring in shock at the price on a gas pump. "But...but...I'm not political," the man says to the pump. "This shouldn't affect me." The price does not change. "I'm NOT one of those POLITICAL types!" he screams. The pump does not respond. The price does not change.

Pam Bondi has been fired for being unable to create the crimes people didn't commit after being tasked with going after Trump's enemies. This should be featured in eventual impeachment & criminal indictments and she should not be spared nor relied upon to tell the truth about any of this.

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!