The right answer 😂

I'm trying to take a no strings attached attitude towards 2026: if I don't ask anything of it, it can't break my heart. But I have also purchased the bottle of champagne I am going to pop when that one guy dies.

Wake Up Dead Man: loved it, although the metaphors were thicker than grout

mob boss

As a person who has followed Iranian cyberespionage operations for more than a decade, this story is crazypants and you should read it: www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...

So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10

At this time of year it has to be Susan Cooper's The Dark is Rising. It gave me a love of Christmas choral music, and a deep, abiding interest in Celtic mythos.

I guess they're taking notes from Netanyahu

NOT NOW, TURBOTAX.

Exactly right. Every chance Jeffries and the DNC establishment forfeits just makes people otherwise excited to vote think there's no point because both Republicans and Democrats want a piece of the corruption the American people are tired of.

There is no dignified way to get on or off a barstool when you're 5'1"

Yeah.

Lol & Lmao.

Ok, with this year being what it has, we all deserved and needed this today. Do yourself a favor and watch it. You deserve it.

Post a random GIF/vid and everything will go great in December

Beach walk.

Interesting call to (R) Rep. Cory Mills' office. He's supporting a bipartisan bill to extend ACA by a year. I asked whether he thought our senators would also support this bill, and got a "I can't answer for them." However, "We need an extra year to carefully remove the waste, fraud, and abuse."

In other news considering a Montreal Voyageurs shirsey

This morning I wondered if we'd be hearing from them. The family of people murdered by the US are not "nobodies," and I hope they bring this government to their knees.

Good morning, friends! ☀️. We hope you have a buntastic day! ❤️🐰 #bunny #rabbit

This

I'm an outlier here. I went for a chest x-ray for allergies, and they saw a shadow at the top of my spine. One "preventative" MRI later, and I'm now in treatment for a large brain fistula; I was completely asymptomatic. So, er, even if you think a preventative MRI might be silly, sometimes it's not.

www.opensecrets.org/members-of-c... You can check places like Open Secrets to start.

I want Admiral Bradley to know that I admire him greatly and will support him completely, and if he could just lie on the pavement for a minute longer, I need to put this bus in reverse and then into drive just one more time.

In a pilot study, A.I.was able to accurately predict the type of coda, the whale’s vocal clan and the individual whale with over 90% accuracy. ... it might be possible to use A.I. to find patterns within the vocal data and eventually translate what whales were saying to one another. #incroyable

tired: Department of Defense wired: Department of War inspired: Department of War Crimes

A leaked 115 page report by current & former FBI personnel describes the bureau under Kash Patel as a “rudderless ship” & says he is “in over his head,” lacking the experience & bearing needed to be an effective FBI director—

Oh so this is the real bad timeline

“I love when you do projects”

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen Big Ears

So @catherinelucey.bsky.social I hope you're thinking up an appropriate phrase for the impeachment.

I am very much enjoying this entire thread in r/navy where they are in disbelief that Hegseth would disrespect Senator Kelly. www.reddit.com/r/navy/s/DHA...

It's been hard for me to focus at work lately, and I realized something: this is what it felt like in 2010 when I was in treatment for cancer. Every day was a fun new adventure in treatment. Only now, it's for the brain ailments. No wonder it's been tough to focus, I have a lot going on.

If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.

Be a decent human about slurs involving age and weight, y'all: just don't. Or I will Bless your Hearts in the most Southern possible way.

It does not violate military law to tell troops to *obey* the law and not kill civilians. Surely.

BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Erykah Badu opening for The Roots in ATL, 1999.

Silly Trump, you’re supposed to use the CIA to traffic drugs and destabilize the government

Hey @jjfromkansas.bsky.social people are saying MTG has vested ALL of her retirement benefits after 5 years. Is this true of congress even though the rest of federal workers only get a % after five years?

so many interesting posts about why the red wings are so good, but it's really just Yzerman watching his garden grow <3. I still admire that fella.

Shhhhhhhh no pitchbot, bad

I should read this and do not wanna.

Um. www.reteuro.co.uk/21-165258-no...

Man Exploring London Names Clocktower ‘Tahoma’ After Mountain 5,000 Miles Away at Home: tinyurl.com/ms62y9kx

No.

This is all solid data that @brooklynmarie.bsky.social reported on from the border.

Do you dislike the cost of your auto insurance, and are married? Here's a tip: have them rewrite your insurance with the wife as primary. It actually dropped our yearly rate by 109 dollars. :| (How did I learn this? Meh, the story is extremely dumb.)