Its profoundly irritating to be barred from buying something that is legal to buy and own 🤷

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

Eat or be eaten- 2025

If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples

@kaleidoscope-eyes.bsky.social The teacher has become a beggar in Gaza, The teacher has become hungry in Gaza, The teacher has become homeless in #Gaza, Is there anyone who can help? Or guide me to someone who can? For contact via WhatsApp:+972597725272 #FreePalestine gofund.me/55f61573

what’s a devil other than an angel in disguise 💋

she bubble on my gum til I Hubba Bubba

If your kids attend school in a state without universal free lunch, maybe consider adding more money to their lunch accounts this week. Maybe your kids will blow it, maybe someone hungry will get fed, but it’s a way to engage your kids on the issue.

Help out your local food banks!

If you’re a slur you gotta get out in the real world and hang out with the other slurs. Even or sometimes especially if they’re not the same slur(s) as you

playing bass with Nucaro for this one, show up in your best halloween costumes

I’m a FBWB fuck boy with boobs

Everyone please diligently check your candy this year. I cracked open a snickers bar and not only did I find a copper ingot, but it was of poor quality. Worse still, when my man Nanni confronted my neighbor about it, he was treated with disdain.

Why has the sparkle emoji become the universal symbol for ai. Stop encroaching on my whimsy

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It’s rainy, my cat was extra cuddly this morning, my partner is home playing Ratchet and Clank, AND IM FUCKIN STUCK AT WORK. This is a hate crime.

FaceTiming me after ten is crazy… i am a man of a certain age

"believe women" includes Janelle Monae saying she can time travel. I do not make the rules

i think about these every single time i show up to a party in a costume that turns out not to be a costume party, which is often and includes last night

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The dialogue is a whole other thing but the bit about "fuck you shoot me I'll die for this shit" and the reaction is the crux here, from Gandhi's time on down, no authoritarian in history ever knows how to respond to this and it's why it beats them whenever deployed

If the impending freeze of SNAP benefits is what has you particularly animated, these questions might help. You can really substitute any issue and ask the same questions of yourself.

perfection is a myth of white supremacy. make an ugly yard sign. write your own flyer with a thiccy sharpie and photocopy it in B&W. Borrow someone’s stapler. there is an unending amount of creativity bottled up within u, it asks to be released, to take over for u so ur soul can rest.

after three consecutive nights of no sleep you start to undergo a change

WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS IT ONLY WEDNESDAY THIS IS PATENTLY UNFAIR AND AN ABUSE OF MY CALENDARIAN RIGHTS AS AN AMERICAN I'M CALLING MY MOM

Reposting the tangentially relevant meme.

Last day, last chance!!! Can we get to $25k?

Anybody?

My business is actively losing me money right now just from the cost of my website so I’d love it if you could buy some candles if you’re so inclined. Btw the prices are lower than they were in 2017, I can’t do anything else about this.

the shop is OPEN!!! as a little treat enjoy 15% off your order with code “spookyseason”

I'm not giving up.

Y’all got thoughts or opinions on wood burning fire pits? Specifically an above ground stainless steel kinda thing, bc I’m in a rental and I don’t think I’m allowed to make an in ground pit.

Kansas City! The time to ditch your lawn is now. Create the lush, enchanted native habitat of your dreams. Beguile and bewilder your neighbors, secure in the knowledge you’ll not be ticketed for your tallest of flowers deeproots.org/new-landscap...

for those who wanted elf pussy with bush

KEEP MAKING WEIRD ART KEEP SUPPORTING YOUR FRIENDS KEEP DRINKING WATER KEEP LIVING EVERY SINGLE DAY

In Mexico, blackouts caused by data centers destroyed people's refrigerators and oxygen equipment in hospitals, and water shortages meant toilets couldn't flush in schools. AI is another version of colonial extraction.

This sleeve to wrist configuration RT if you agree

she none on my pizza til i left her beef

im cute as fuck. u should be honored if i choose to grace u with my affection

old bay sweater 🦀🦐🍗 thank you very much 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Good weekend good weekend good weekend

Someday I’ll remember to take before and after photos when I do yard projects BUT ALAS today is not that day.

good starting point: most JOCO libraries (and probably in general) have little “meet your neighbor” cards. you fill in your info and hand out to your neighbors 1) to introduce yourself and 2) so they can reach you in an emergency. the simple act helps build trust & community when we need it most

Very proud of everyone who was able to get out to one of the protests today! Remember, though: the fight doesn't stop here! Keep protesting in your own ways, and fight to protect your neighbors, friends, and family!

G.I. Robot. 2024. Preliminary sketch, progress and finished illustration. Oil and pencil on paper. 16”x20”. SOLD.

WIC is already being impacted— I saw a woman in my local But Nothing group asking for diapers and formula because she hadn’t gotten her WIC funds

Going to an event at a friends house where costumes are encouraged and I’ve decided to show up as a gay lil Fancy Guy. Mustache, dress, no boobs, lace fingerless gloves, many necklaces.