contrary to popular belief it IS legal to have fun online

what’s everyone up 2 rn

i put the TURD in saTURDay #fyp #humor #iykyk

more 🆕 work 🧶 thanks for lookin happy saturday

a new austin powers movie would heal the world 🙏🏼

when the textile got the crusts >>>> i knit a meme and then edited it with some embroidery 🪡 🧶

made vegan dogs today 🌭

anyone??

searching for regular items on line

pea soup mode

if we were all part swamp monster people then this would be a normal selfie

who up adding me to they group chat

next project is underway! my take on some pharaohs horses 🐴 🐴 🐴

i wanted to see what it was like to combine knitting with glass, so obviously i made this garfield lasagna tray

for sale: gross loaf, never used

seeing it all too clear #barelybreathing

so i decided to add a secret ingredient to my latest batch of bread and completely ruined it. inedible. BUT then later at the store I heard duncan shiek’s seminal hit “Barely Breathing” playing on the radio. the lord works in mysterious ways

my “work” desk 👍

My brain is hyperfixating on this classic tonight, I can’t think of anything but fohhhh.

just rewatched. 🐐 ‘d

first cast on of 2026! my friend sent me a bunch of beautiful hand spun wool so i started making this teddy shirt jacket. feels v v good to hand knit.

not taking any chances

starting the year with some gorgeous loaves. good omen

the brand new supervisor in my district is listening to an extremely loud but small group of people and is going to turn a coastal park into a highway. if you have one second please click and send an email to encourage him to reconsider 🫶 sftakeaction.com?to=13&body=w...

just remember this image exists lol. man who has never smoked weed once in his life

i tried posting art videos on tik tok when i was unemployed and it sucked so i stopped looking at the app. fast forward several years to today, i was wasting time and thought id take a look only to find that my account was suspended?? for community guidelines violations???? how???

while we’re at it, i’m starting a new piece! a lamp! will be making 4 of the same panel, inspired by some tile i saw in lisbon 😌

forgot to make a thread but here’s a little devil baby

you could be one of the 100 people surveyed for a family feud style game!!!! it’s fun!!

old bay sweater 🦀🦐🍗 thank you very much 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

i know that’s right

ashamed at how puzzled i am trying to draft a raglan sweater pattern 🥴 i feel like my brain isn’t working and idk how to get it started 😔

my grand return to the Terminal of the Furious™️

new piece, new thread. my first commission!! please enjoy the drawing, my puzzle pieces, the color palette, & the source image 🏔️

made some pants this weekend, please enjoy, thanks for lookin

they did surgery on a crêpe

starting a thread for dinner pics and none of you can stop me. kicking it off with teriyaki mayo kimbap and ramyun

embroidery commission completed today 🪡 drew the image and digitized it myself 😌

buffalo tofu and kale caesar wrap + crispy beans w jalapeño crema 😋 extremely fun plate 🍽️

when someone asks if you want to 138, it means they want to 69 twice

hunting for rare antacids on ebay

its christmas in tinsel town

2025. Fascism on the rise. World War 3 on the brink. And we still have not found the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful

We are 6 days away from the 12th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special 🍿

made some pants this weekend, please enjoy, thanks for lookin

y’all ever heard of pizza before?

homemade valentine check

i think all the worlds problems would be solved if i had just one cup of worms and dirt