going from having a giant performative ~girl squad~ to no bridesmaids and just your brother as “man of honor” whew girl boss feminism is dead dead rip in peace you would have loved the wing

45 years ago today. Buried on page 20 on a holiday Friday just like this one, news that changed the world. www.nytimes.com/1981/07/03/u...

international news organizations are standing outside a giant stadium to cover the wedding of a pop star and a football player, i feel like i’m living inside an episode of Jem

With apologies to Rob Thomas, it is too much of a hot one

truly weird that the ultimate legacy of the village people is “donald trump’s house band”

not sure which forever chemical in my system is driving this right now but i really want Elio’s pizza?

If this is what happens when you blow up the Democratic Party keep it coming www.nytimes.com/2026/06/25/n...

Vermont becomes first US state to ban paraquat herbicide over Parkinson’s fears

A lot of 45 year old white people with rancid politics are mad about something today, not sure what though. Did someone's gardener accidently make eye contact? Did Friends get removed from Amazon Prime? I'm sorry that happened to you

jojo_too-little-too-late.mp3

Yesterday I got to hear a man with the strongest Boston accent I’ve ever heard say “steak tartare.” There is still beauty in the world.

gen z wedding reception check in from an aunt in the front lines: uptown funk still killing it with every age group, gen z’s still obsessed with mr. brightside, somehow nelly’s dilemma has become a wedding staple!?

a lot of cultural commentary lately on “what does this mean now?” or “was art a mistake?” or whatever the answer to all of these pieces is everyone is dumber now. way dumb. mega stupid. there’s no mystery to art losing meaning bc the general population is too dumb to critically think about anything

ghoulish

i hate that i’m still online enough to know what “lizzo is in the khia asylum” means

and yet i will somehow always remember her for her jacked up toe on twitter, bless

everybody real mad at that comedian who’s whole schtick has always been “what if Tim Allen was your kid’s soccer coach”

RIP MCA

thank you new york

you don’t have to get a face lift or take a glp1 if you don’t want to. you really don’t! if you are my age you’ve already lived through the breast implant era, the filler era, the botox era, the bbl era, etc. it’s ok to not participate. will prob save you money on repairs and reversals in 10 years

i’m from the tri-state area, which is what you say when you want to claim new york city energy without telling anyone you grew up in connecticut

Dude…

“he’s a piece of shit but likes the same things we do” is how so many creeps infiltrate social circles and movements, it’s exhausting and everyone knows better but here we are again

This is so horrifying. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/05/w...

everything is polyester. everything. im not spending 500 bucks on a plastic dress unless its from the 1994 todd oldham collection

why is maine putting us through this. i should be sent a quart of blueberries as compensation for emotional distress

Breaking News: Marjane Satrapi, the Iranian-French author whose graphic novel series “Persepolis” illuminated the struggles of Iranians during the Islamic Revolution, died at 56.

we’re saturating the airwaves with noahs. we have so many vermont noahs just waiting for u

i don’t think so honey, restaurants that expect me to MIX MY OWN SALAD

the future is so stupid man

i almost posted a take about graham platner and then i remembered i could just do my favorite activity, Absolutely Anything Else

Paul McCartney on Chicken Shop Date saying “she’s a lovely girl” (present tense) about Linda…wrap it up, send me to the sea, my heart can’t take it

if you are a journalist who cannot tell me who the girl who didn’t go to paris is i don’t think you are qualified to report on spencer pratt

ghoulish

G.G Allin has dropped out of the planned 'Freedom 250' concert series in Washington, DC. "The Murder Junkies have always been about bringing people together," Allin said in a statement released Friday

Martina McBride wrote a song about domestic violence 30 years ago and now they drag her out for every America rah rah situation in a case of mistaken patriotism that’s maybe worse than what happened to Springsteen with Born in the USA

“this is beneath me” says unskinny bop singer

shout out to everyone else on the Edie Sedgwick to Edie Beale timeline

for the red white and blue for all the funny things you do america, america, this is you

if it isn’t about susan boyle’s makeover i don’t wanna hear it

you guys fascist men just started hating women this year have you seen this have you heard about this

yeah my word of the year is still “ghoulish”

really tired of seeing living corpses in couture on the red carpet

will never forgive the fashion industry for capitulating to this trad wife bullshit, trying to find a dress for a wedding and everything looks like it’s designed for milking cows

i’m not reading that miller lite thing i’m already aware that the corniest people on earth are currently the loudest thx

hmm. i would have gone with “you know he loves you but he just can’t take this”

late night tv convo reminds me that i had completely blocked james corden and his brief reign of terror from my mind

co worker has a 48 ounce iced dunkin mocha today, i’m keeping a pulse ox and omeprazole on hand, this is real life saving stuff, someone get it on season 3 of the pitt