smoking a bowl w some greys

for $100 i will eat all injustices in the world

CHAT I HAVE RIZZ I HAVE CRAZY RIZZ

GOING TO A MUNCH SOON LETS GOOOOOOOO

FIRST SESSION OF LASER SCHEDULED

hey does my voice pass ? [perfectly imitates the coo of a mourning dove]

the freaks and perverts in your life are worth far more than most people realize

Offering up “not all women need to be feminine” as a cure all for trans women who are afraid of engaging with feminity because they could get killed is actually the deadliest sin, and God will come for you.

me and who

zine called fucking italian women

Jordan Jamboree Classic Posts As They Were Meant To Be Seen

you have strokes of genius, I have strokes of penius. we are not the same

he’s so close to getting it

damn, torture city again

brain stop calling me slurs and telling me i'm going to die alone thigh stop feeling all tingly its freaking me out

slime perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly. no problems ever in slimme because goo Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Aslime yes a place for a baby put baby in slime can trust slime for giveing goo love to baby. friend slime

trans guy on grindr u gotta work w me if u want me to tie u up youve gotta meet me for coffee or drinks first so i can vibe check u

the last episode of this podcast has the credits read by some of the kids that were interviewed and omg i wanna cry 😭

A few days ago, a friend asked me to make a FB group for our friend circle planning a tea party. I made the group and invited six people. SIX PEOPLE. It's for a tea party, at someone's house. ... wait for it ... (AI slop post 1/ ?)

Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut

First rule of self-publishing: If there's not already a market for your book, create one.

I FORGOT HOW TO FLIRT ON APPS

my buildings ratio of washers and dryers is fucked up. wdym it isnt 1:1 why have half as many dryers as washers

hi, i bring cool yoyo tricks to your TL

i think i’m gonna garf

turning on grindr and getting so much attention from boys :)

you might think that being a woman is all about how you dress, how you act. maybe it's even how you look. this is incorrect. being a woman is all about being a hater

posts are the memory which does not die this post is written in five languages above the door of hush house

im so sweaty im too irish for this heat

i have my phone always on do not disturb. if i wanted to be disturbed by my phone id open nextdoor

community moderation win: we yelled at this guy utnil he pissed his pants adn then called him pisspants until he left

First they came for the butt-moggers and I said nothing

bro im not a homewrecker i wanna fuck your wife too

designed specifically to give out concussions big sis and “bweh :)” little sis

bouncing upon it in a manner most frightful to behold

fun fact: i am not only bad at posting but also many other things, like shuffleboard

massive faux pas taking multiple women on the same date im glad he was found guilty

it's okay if she's a bit of a handful because her ass is too so it cancels out

very real chance i just dont have estrogen for a little while. this is kinda bleak ngl

the goal is to spend all day chilling on the couch watching movies and video essays while casually having a cock in my mouth

where is my health insurance? school where is my health insurance??????

i felt alone before and i remain that way

changed my weather app to celsius and every time i look at it i say out loud "it is way hotter than 27 degrees thats ridiculous"

when the

anxiety! in a foreign country

[no clue what polymarket is] so how do u sell a throuple

the anime "filler episode" was a real and very specific thing that largely died in the 2000s. the way the phrase "filler episode" was interpreted by anime fans-- "anything that does not move plot forward"-- became a contagious disease that did immense damage to serialized storytelling as a whole