Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham https://theonion.com/paramedics-praised-for-being-too-late-to-save-lindsey-graham/

A jury said otherwise.

My favourite anti-Irish joke is still this exchange in 30 Rock.

we all remember football before VAR right? there was constant, free-flowing rage from fans about missed calls that hurt their team the institution of VAR was intended to meet demand for correct calls and assuage that anger it didn't *work* for predictable reasons but that's where it came from

you: Please, dr moreau. your unholy creations are an affront to god. creatures of land should not combine with creatures of the sea. a baby belongs with its mother sheep, not imprisoned within a pearlescent shell until you see fit to pry open its hinges dr moreau: clamb

This is how Eddie Howe would celebrate a by-election win #NUFC

This is centrism

This one just lives on my desktop at this point, ready to go

Joe Rogan looks like if Shrek had to dress as a human to attend a custody hearing.

Capitalism is neat because the world's first trillionaire had the resources to end global hunger and instead actively chose to starve hundreds of thousands of people to death

It's time for immigrants to stop moving to Northern Ireland and oppressing the native population. by the Ulster Defence Association

My fourth annual transfer prediction piece of content is ready to read. Thanks for the lovely feedback on it from those who have taken the time to read it. Club moving so fast this window, that I had to edit as I was writing around Gordon. A great sign #NUFC www.editkev.football/p/newcastle-...

Perfect ending

The Champions of Europe were unable to beat Newcastle United this season.

You can't pop your eyes out 4 ft out of your head and yell "awooga"while hitting yourself over the head with a mallet when a pretty lady walks past you anymore. Because of woke.

Premier League 2025-26 fans’ verdicts: stars, flops, and funniest moments

We all literally, LITERALLY just watched NASA fly four absolute all-stars the farthest any human has ever been from Earth and back flawlessly, and yet we're still continuously forced to pretend Musk's bullshit catastrophe factory is the future of human space exploration

Tiocfaidh ár caw #speirgorm

Today marks Nakba Day, an annual day of remembrance to commemorate the expulsion of more than 700,000 Palestinians between 1947 and 1949 during the creation of the State of Israel and the year that followed.   Inea is a New Yorker and a Nakba survivor. She shared her story with us.

IF YOU TOLERATE THIS, THEN YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE NEXT IS A SONG WRITTEN BY WELSH COMMUNISTS ABOUT THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR AND THE THREAT OF NATIONALIST FASCISM.

Fastest way to get an autism diagnosis as an adult; ❌ National health service ❌Private practitioner ✅ Being a public figure credibly accused of sexual assault

News used to be better

Dawn airport drinkers call out Ryanair boss on proposal to ban ‘holiday ritual’

Zack Polanski’s Jewish identity is being erased because he is leftwing | Owen Jones

🚨 Eddie Howe set to remain Newcastle United boss. As things stand + barring unexpected turn of events 48yo will lead #NUFC into 26/27; retains ownership/hierarchy support & keen to continue. All parties accept this season can’t be repeated 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/723...

I made a website for creating an all time ranking #nufc players. You get two players matched against each other and pick your favorite. Your votes then get added to the live rankings. Try it out here: nufc100.com

🎶 Proddy shark, do-do do-do-do

This shit fucking rules

Very Irish coded

Take my money Lego. Take my money.

The difference between these two is racism

Obviously most people are aware of the main investors in #nufc and their dodginess (understatement) but I wasn’t aware the Reuben brothers actively support genocide. We really have a bunch of cunts as owners. Zero hours contracts seen like nothing compared to this lot.

One more thing on a thoroughly miserable day: if that allegation of racial abuse against a Sunderland player is accurate, will be happy to see a life ban. There’s no excuse to justify reaching for that sort of language.

That racist fan in the East Stand will hopefully be banned for life

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

For the day that it is ☘️

A BIG WIN ON THE ROAD! 🙌

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

HOWAY THE LADS! ✊

A year long investigation into the Hyperloop found … “The truth was far simpler, far dumber, and far more prescient: Musk and his lieutenants truly had no idea what they were doing.” washingtonian.com/2026/02/12/h...

Joe Rogan being an endless bigot aside it's pretty remarkable how Steve-O was capable of doing what most lawmakers are unable to do: actually speak to a trans person and recognize their humanity

WILLIAM OSULA, TAKE A BOW. AN ABSOLUTELY HEROIC WINNING GOAL FOR NEWCASTLE UNITED. ⚪️⚫️

Couldn't get it out of my head, so now it's on here.