Two to the good! 😁

Arteta’s such an arsehole

The problem with anti-woke comedy is that it has one (1) good critique: *some* lib comedians aren't funny, they just repeat their audience's values back to them. This is true! It's just that it's also true of *all* anti-woke comedy, which is intrinsically values-led and thus comedically stillborn.

How we line up for the first game of the season. HOWAY THE LASSES! 💪 #NUWFC #NUFCWomen #WSL #WSL2

Where to watch 📺 We kick off at 2pm today, away to Nottingham Forest at The City Ground. The match is live on Barclays WSL 2 YouTube channel or by using the link below. We can't wait to get started, HWTL! ⚫️⚪️ #NUWFC #NUFCWomen #WSL #WSL2

Deanna will captain us from the start today 🧡💙

That’ll be Wissa, then

20:43: ‘Shocking racist abuse at Anfield’ 20:46: *12th article of the day about Farage and Reform*

Worth noting that Carra just said absolutely nothing about racist fans at Anfield.

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

Scarborough fair fuckin sucks they got like 4 herbs

I don’t dislike Spurs but that’s still really funny

Nominative Determinism at it again

NEW for @ForbesSports. On Malick Thiaw, yet another long-term chase, the fix he brings to the defence and relief of getting him in once he signs. Also, is this a sign #NUFC are changing approach in time to save their window? More work to do. 👇🏼 www.forbes.com/sites/harryd...

Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all: “If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.” Israel just killed him.

Al Jazeera correspondent Anas al-Sharif was killed in an Israeli strike, while he and other journalists were inside their tent

Marc Maron is absolutely right here

The long goodbye of Isaac Hayden. Big interview with the midfielder here. 1,329 days after his 171st & last 1st team appearance for #NUFC he is a free agent for the 1st time in his career. “My love for #NUFC and what it stands for was always there. It still is.” www.nytimes.com/athletic/654...

If this fraud ends up being binned off then this whole horrible summer will have been worth it

179 appearances 51 clean sheets Thank you, Martin 🖤🤍

Some news… pod.fo/e/30bd54

Keeping the status quo, as designed. #AVFC

This is not self defense. This is not about saving hostages, this is clearly about total annihilation.

they should talk to your boyfriend, hear he has experience in that department

But PL and EFL rules are all about protecting the fans and keeping bad owners out of the equation

Nice hearing Kasabian before the game there. A throwback to the Barclaysman days

We sadly lost Sir Bobby Robson 16 years ago today. Thought I’d share that Sir Bobby’s Team, a group of football writers, will again run the Great North Run to raise money for the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation, the charity the great man described as his last & greatest team. His legacy lives on.

Fancy another signing? ✍️ Polish defender Malgorzata Grec has joined us from Dijon! She's known as 'Gosia', and we would like to welcome her to the Toon! 🖤🤍 #NUWFC #NUFCWomen #WSL #WSL2

Oh yeah. Its brilliant when a club that tried to destroy the English football pyramid by joining a super league also votes for rules which intentionally fix things in their favour. Synthetically removing all threat of possible competition in the process. How fun.

I see a former footballer of negligible talent, shit manager, serial violent offender, would-be football shock-jock has laid into England's Euro win. The best response to his latest verbal bowel movement is to not name him, not quote him, just ignore him, as this is his line of business these days.

RIP Wyn 'The Leap' Davies 🕊️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #BWFC #NUFC #MCFC #MUFC

www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202... #nufc

NUFC Fan mentality: Monday: NUFC attempt to break the club transfer record Saturday: Lose a meaningless preseason friendly, ownership has given up, no investment, it’s the end of the world.

It was

Was that Roy Aitken?

One of the main reasons we stayed in the PL before the takeover imo. A shame he couldn’t get a goal at SJP last season, that would have been lovely.

Matty Healy. FFS

Given that the programme’s called “Best of Glastonbury 2025” the presence of Marty Healy and Rod Stewart in the graphic is puzzling

Arsenal must be so pleased with themselves for sitting on this for four years and getting him off the books before he was finally charged.

Not only has Starmer fallen on the wrong side of this one, he’s done so in the sun. We’ve certainly had worse PMs but I’m not sure we’ve ever had one quite so disappointing

RIP big dog

The 24/25 season was historic for #NUFC. Howe turned a rough summer into our first major domestic 🏆 in 70 years—and UCL qualification. But success brings expectation. With PSR easing & more games in 25/26, fans & Howe expect investment. But who to buy? Welcome to my third annual Summer Transfer 🧵

The dirty sods

This is now a Nations League fan account

if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights