Indeed…

Stellar redaction job there, mind…😬

1-0 win in the second half! 😉 #nufc

Who’s ready for the second half then? 😬 #nufc

At 5-0 up on aggregate it’s in the bag, they’ll ease off now… Probably… #nufc

And everyone thought Sepp Blatter was the peak knacker of this organisation…

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Good to see we’ve reverted to our old way of giving an out-of-form opposition on a run of poor results a morale-boosting win… #nufc

Don’t work with China whilst I continue to punish you with ridiculous tariffs and whatever else pops into my dementia-addled mind is quite the persuasive argument…👍

Ever closer to the plot of The Handmaid's Tale…

Not great company for María Corina Machado to be in…⬇️

Oh dear… any credibility she once had has dissipated with this desperate move to appease Dementia Don, who has zero interest in her. The most likely outcome is what’s left of Maduro’s regime remaining in place with a more compliant attitude to the US. One that involves paying a regular tithe.

The independent Fed doesn’t care about “good numbers” when they only exist in the heed of a dementia-addled madman. And nor should they. This orange fool is crazy.

So, those chips will be at least 25% more expensive to buy. Awesome economic policy…

“The counties served by the conduit — Pueblo, Otero, Crowley, Kiowa, Bent and Prowers — all voted overwhelmingly for Trump in 2024” Good choice - now enjoy your salty, radionuclide water courtesy of the man you voted for 👍 #mugs

A rogues’ gallery of absolute knackers. You’ve only got to look at the fourth name in the list for a general impression of it because it’s the pothole whopper from Stoke…

The absolute ruined state of this place. Russkiy Mir 👍

Only for a short while so what’ll he do when it all comes back? 🤔

Is Noem on drugs here or has she just malfunctioned badly?

The world knows not to enrage the limited chaotic reactionary dementia patient in charge of the US. I think that’s more accurate 👍

Going well then…⬇️

X ➡️ 🗑️

Doing the Trump wank dance with $40bn of US money in his pocket. America First ✊

Been enjoying a break over Christmas but have to come back on here to say this guy is the biggest, nastiest most-wretched cunt ever. An intelligent calculating liar with zero redeeming features. I’d say this complete wrong ‘un is even more dangerous than Trump, and that’s saying something…

They’ve done them a favour. Not seeing a whole lot of downside to being barred from the United States at the moment…

Demented old man talking absolute shite again, I see…

Strong Dolores Umbrige vibes from this one, enforcing the will of the Ministry of Orange on newsrooms and getting angry about the pushback…

Is “freethinkers” a euphemism for abhorrent racists who make society less inclusive and far worse here? 🤔

“locals” + “could” = 🐂💩

I bloody well predicted this would happen. He is absolutely insane!

Another day, another toddler tantrum.

Why is it that some old people, like Trump, turn into the worst toddlers? Top of the list for toddler behaviour: Cognitive Impairment: Conditions like dementia directly affect the brain, leading to confusion, memory loss, and difficulty with complex thinking, causing a return to simpler behaviours

Six minutes of injury time. Checks the match time… 90+8 #nufc

Talk about leaving it late! 2-1 Miley! Delighted for the lad! Got to hold on now, no mistakes! #nufc

Got penalties written large on this. Ramsdale injury beforehand and John Ruddy between the sticks. You heard it here first! #nufc

This is one of the reasons why public services are going to shit. This is also why I’m dubious of political parties promising tax cuts because the money for that clearly isn’t coming from taxing the super rich. It’s likely paid for by cutting services, the loss of which makes life worse fir all...

Completely surrounded… apart from the bits that border Colombia, Brazil and Guyana 👍

Very epitome of mid-table, aren’t we? Excellent against Everton, threw it away against Spurs and Leverkusen, win against Burnley with more late jitters, and utter dogshit against the Mackems. Literally meh form. If we finish outside the European places, I wonder who’ll be away first? 🤔 #nufc

er… isn’t this piracy? 🤔

And the mug farmers will no doubt be fully appreciative of this (socialist) bailout despite the fact that the problem was entirely caused by Trump wrecking what was a surging economy though his scattergun application of tariffs and his flaky erratic economic policies…

The more I see the design of this, the more I think someone at FIFA has decided to take the absolute piss out of Trump…

Timely reminder for governments, journalists and institutions…⬇️

A three hour cabinet meeting where he fell asleep at least once, for Christ’s sake! Hardly reinforcing your point, that…

FFS! Trump… what a walloper! 🤣

90+5! FFS! 🤦‍♂️ #nufc

Bruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnno! ⚽️ #nufc

What an absolute rancid bellend…⬇️

Right before being pictured with them grinning like the proverbial Cheshire Cat with his thumb up. He’s a horrible ignorant self-indulgent preening twat…

Took him about 20 seconds to make it all about himself there… Horrible selfish specimen 🤮

They’re actually praying that you and your buffoonish regime will be gone soon. As an atheist, even I’m praying to God for that to happen!