Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

Democrats helped Republicans kill a ten billion dollar industry in order to cave on the shutdown.

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

Before they all found out about the Shawshank escape tunnel I can only assume Red thought Andy was fucking the Rita Hayworth poster and decided to be cool about it

Michael D at the forging of the One Ring (colorized)

Hi I am dingle by chance

Had my first ever coddle and regret to announce the dubs are onto something.

Mamdani embodies a pro-Palestinian politics that truly distinguishes between the state of Israel and the Jewish people, and truly takes antisemitism seriously as its own problem. That makes him a threat to those who want to absolutely conflate antisemitism and anti-Zionism, whether the ADL or WoL.

People who hate Zohran and everything he stands for: Now that Zohran has won, the most effective thing he can do is betray all of his principles

Yep! 2024 was a moment where even the most even-keeled Democrat went full joker mode. They sold themselves as the adult party against the chaos candidate and they still lost.

I was diagnosed with Inflammatory Bowel Disease just after autistic burnout because when God closes a door he opens your colon

IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

My new invention: an SSRI that lets you still be horny. I call it Clitalopram

Therapist: AI generated Michael D Higgins can't hurt you, he's not real. AI generated Michael D Higgins:

You can always count on "Groovy Eilís" to drop the most far out, tuned in, up to date pop-culture references! ✌️☮️

Excellent thread laying out the fundamental failings of Your Party when it comes to trans rights

Do you know what, I think all politicians, people of power, even your boss, should have to sing a song once a week, Disney style, for us to better understand their motivations as well as treating everyone to some absolute bangers to carry us through the week.

The way Miriam Hopkins uses her whole body to kiss Gary Cooper in Design For Living (1933). 🎬

Rabid anti communist remains super confused about capital and capitalism. Strange

A hard truth is that the search for artificial general intelligence as a commercial tool is fundamentally a reproduction of slavery. Not because computers are people or anything so silly, but because of the impetus: To acquire the products of humanity without the need for a human to consent.

@sararoseg.bsky.social wrote these delightful words and let me say them!

Great idea for a podcast where I do standard comedy bits with a guest but the selling point is my tech crew are really unprofessional and guffaw in the background. Also when the guests find something funny, rather than laughing like something is funny they cover their mouth in a very coquetteish way

The Aontú youth massive racism scandal is only a surprise if you never heard of Aontú before, tbh

tired of repeating the obvious: many men see sexual violence as, at worst, a forgivable vice or indulgence, a wink-nudge indiscretion. tacitly permissible, and women & children just chronically "overreact" and become "hysterical."

I love living in a country where the law about what bathroom I can use is genuinely UNKNOWABLE, it’s like something from a Joseph Heller novel

Blocking this account was a wise choice but I am really surprised there are still Labour cheerleaders outside the media and the party itself dick-riding this hard. And I don't think actively making the lives of trans people and the disabled worse are small loud tabloid stories.

Over a decade ago a performer grabbed my ass while posing for a photo and I froze up. Thankfully I don't have lasting trauma over this. However, being asked if I enjoyed it by someone who would later share the stage with him was a pretty triggering moment for me.

Lots of events at Neuroconvergence for families and the young at heart (where I'll be spending most of my time) - there's bouncy castles, art, writing workshop, DJ, circus performances, sensory spaces & a comedy show mc'd by @ianlynamcomedian.bsky.social #Spéirgorm #Neurodivergent

getting a lot of haters talking shit about my set at the epstein island comedy festival, as if those young women don’t deserve to see me do stand up

The two Ní Chiaragáin guarantees you can take to the bank is that there will never be therapyspeak and every book ends with someone dying

Would you employ and then kill the baby Hitler?

The Washing Post just discovered beards

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

My men's mental health is pretty shocking at the moment not gonna lie pals. I'm reaching out to people to hang out and I'm on the waiting list for a new therapist and I've been on all the supplements and meds every day for months, but wow do the dark evenings and cold days do a number on me! Hate it

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

Please help if you can. They need big donations. I don't know who to reach out to to get them. My own parents gave €3k two weeks ago, at the time more than enough to cover evacuation costs, but costs had tripled by the time the money arrived. It wasn't enough. I have nothing to give. Please.

I don't really care if the future is short videos. I like words. Words have gotten me this far and I'm gonna stick with 'em for the duration

*Trying to understand sports* Would it be safe to say that Mayo is the Vegeta of GAA?

I wrote about some of the fallacies that reinforces a rape culture where Jeffrey Epstein and his enablers keep getting away with it. They include classic victim-blaming, the idea that adults can't be groomed, and the insistence that sexual abuse is a private affair. spitfirenews.com/p/why-they-k...

Israel's Supreme Court has ruled that the government has failed to provide Palestinian security prisoners with adequate food for basic subsistence, and ordered authorities to improve their nutrition jrnl.ie/6810350

Hang on. A "randy" used to mean an erection?

Tapping the sign

A must-read on racism and its cruelties from the brilliant Cauvery Madhavan www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Ross Ulbricht created the Silk Road dark web marketplace and was serving a life sentence for drug distribution. After President Trump pardoned him in January, Ulbricht has embarked on a strange and unexpected comeback, embodying the growing bond between Trump and the crypto world.

"Like their larger ancestors, many species of miniature plesiosaur will sift through the sand of their aquarium in search of small food particles and fine grit for ballast. Because of this, their tanks should be equipped with strong filters to help maintain the water quality...

A reminder that @mattfraction.bsky.social & @stevelieberart.bsky.social’s JIMMY OLSEN series gave the world the best representation of the existential crisis faced by anyone who’s ever produced anything for the internet…

Hello all! I've started a blog. This first one is about all the meds I've been on over the years. Please consider giving it a read open.substack.com/pub/autistic...

Jesus fucking Christ