Israel's apologists spent over 2 years sowing distrust in the official Gaza death toll. Now the Israeli army quietly accepts that it is actually an underestimate. Eternal shame for the atrocity deniers. They must never be absolved of their guilt.

If Jesus really loved me he'd let me hit that stigmussy

I've read some bollocks-laden pitches from production companies in my time, but 'Alan, at 50, is approaching a difficult reckoning in his life: does he want to buy a castle or not?' is top tier. Astonishing.

Very excited to finally announce I'll be debuting my next solo show with Scene and Heard. Semicolon is about my diagnosis with ulcerative colitis and the grieving associated with chronic illness. Come along on 12th/13th February to Smock Alley

Dumb skit I made about adult autism assessments. #actuallyautistic #metoo #neurodivergent

It has been more than half the month, and I have received absolutely no work assignments, including from my most major client, who has never gone this long without assigning me work before. Please let me help you make closed captions while I continue looking for other work.

Too much of my life right now is at the whim of capricious, vindictive, selfish, shitty people in the twilight years of their lives who seem determined to make themselves the main characters to the bitter end. Anyway, maybe tomorrow.

is Andrew Tate not like famously an accused sex trafficker and rapist

Norwegian PM Støre says Trump repeatedly raises—complains about, pleads for, and demands—the Nobel Peace Prize every time they meet. Støre gives same answer each time: decision is made independently by Norwegian Nobel Committee, with no role for Norwegian gov—a concept Trump appears unable to grasp.

There are now six whole episodes of Long Distance, Bit Weird, the podcast hosted by a couple from opposite sides of the ocean. Episodes on Noel's House Party, Watership Down, football culture, Canadian divas and the history of UK Xmas #1s. Listen with your ears! podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/l...

Absolutely insane messaging to write this long detailed account of all the violent horrors being inflicted on your voters and capping it off with "pls don't do anything about it"

the funny thing about these lectures, which i would love to give this person a bullhorn to yell in minneapolis right now, is that a harris administration would have kept increasing funding for ICE despite the certainty a right wing president was eventually going to inherit it. we tied our own noose

I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.

Sir Lord Jimmy Crystal watching any film: getting real Teletubbies vibes off of this

NASA say that the crew member who was ill and returned to earth is doing well and now having a meal with colleagues.

You’d have to pull off one of my limbs and threaten to beat me to death with it before I posed for this x

This headline was funnier than the entire revival series of Spitting Image they did a few year back.

This dude is intense and correct

The Nazis being sent to take Stalingrad without appropriate winter coats but it's ICE being sent to Minnesota without appropriate ability to stay upright on the slippy ground for more than 15 seconds at a time.

Comedians are like modern day philosophers in the sense that the most famous ones are dead/should probably be in jail

'It is I, master of the automaton, Dr. Ivo Robotbik.' *Ellis Island official without looking up* 'Yeah yeah mustache, you're Dr. Eggman now'

The hunger strikers have ended their 73-day strike after forcing the cancellation of Elbit’s £2 billion contract. This is a people-powered victory—but it comes at a horrific, lifelong cost.

Murdering a wife and mother. Abducting a baby and giving it a bruise on the cheek. Flashbanging a car full of kids, including a 6 month old. They better fucking hope we only stop at “Abolish ICE”

Actually I'm not even sure it will make the images invisible in the UK. AIUI the geoblock only applies to image creation, not to viewing images created elsewhere.

This was undeniably the most fun I have ever had recording anything. I’ve been dying to join Autistic Women Oversharing since the very first episode and the experience did not disappoint.

When Cain killed his brother in the Old Testament that was low-key albeist

Just upset some people in a centrist Facebook group who were joshing about Reform and the Tories using a Tony Benn quote and I said "unfortunately if Tony Benn was in Labour today Starmer would have expelled him" and they're attacking me with a gusto usually reserved for paedophiles and murderers.

“If we push back, he’ll use it as an excuse to introduce Martial Law” If you push back, he’s going to introduce Martial Law. If you DON’T push back, HE’S GOING TO INTRODUCE MARTIAL LAW.

Debating "civil rights were bad for white people" feels like climbing into a bath full of diarrhoea. I can't even contemplate composing a substack pointing out the spuriousness of this. That's the point, of course. Their audacity is designed to grind us down. Can't lie. It's working on me

i think what we need now more than ever is slow, incremental change

Was really difficult trying to argue my dad shouldn't drive due to his dementia when the leader of the free world does shit like this daily

Walk towards the light!!!

The worst thing about being a leftist is having all your warnings dismissed until the conservative shit gets REALLY terrible and then people will say you were right years ago 😡

Trump is Tariff Posting again: says “if the Supreme Court rules against the United States of America on this National Security bonanza, WE’RE SCREWED”

No new pictures - where are you mentally?

“A difference in politics” is Keynesian vs Classical economics or interventionist vs isolationist foreign policy. It is not whether it’s okay for the government murder people they disagree with.

[transition glasses fade to black]

It’s not “don’t TREAD on me” so much as “don’t tread on ME.”

Is a NOISE DEMONSTRATION vandalism

New Gist: What you can do about the Abuse Factory As a follow-up to yesterday’s Gist, I’ve done a list of four things you can do about X without even having to put down your iPhone. www.thegist.ie/the-gist-wha...

Can confirm AsIAm declined the donation because we wanted his bones instead

The Centrist’s Arc of Denial 1) Govt isn’t doing anything! 2) Why aren’t we all doing something! 3) I personally will not be doing anything.

no i'm going to be honest with you, that ICE agent didn't kill Renee Nicole Good to distract you from the Epstein files. they didn't kidnap Maduro to distract anyone from Epstein. they are doing these things as steps towards real, terrible, and very well signposted goals.

I resent neurodivergent theatre kids because they got to go to a special school to become MORE annoying

Taking my ritalin and beta blocker at the same time

Remember in Two Towers when that child soldier at Helm's Deep tells Aragorn he's scared they'll be overrun and he responds by doing a sword trick

"Haha yeah they're called Dicky Mouse and Donald Fuck" *Alimony hearing judge rubbing his temples* "Sir I just asked for your career"

Honestly? Spite. Be a REAL artist. Rage against the machine. The greatest weapon against the creatively bankrupt is authenticity.

Incredible what a relentless campaign of disinformation about a so-called “invasion” can achieve. In fact having peaked at 944,000 in year to March 2023 net migration to the UK fell by over two-thirds to 204,000 in year to June 2025. Those arriving on small boats make up less than 5% of the total.