Fastest way to get an autism diagnosis as an adult; ❌ National health service ❌Private practitioner ✅ Being a public figure credibly accused of sexual assault

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, greatest Batman movie of all time.

Wait, we’re getting a post apocalyptic time travel Big Bang Theory spinoff starring the comic book guy from that show? I understand shows need to be based on existing IP to be sold nowadays but what are we even doing here?

[proudly, as I swing my legs out of bed] it’s an afternoon nap thing [slowly, as the headache kicks in] yooouu wouldn’d understannbdd

BAN THE PERVERT GLASSES

me [arriving at your barbeque]: aww mate is that a genuine cunto??

Steven Irwin assaulted alligators and I’m sick of pretending to pretend he wasn’t a snake pervert

having rewatched the lord of the rings trilogy recently I can definitively say that while yes the movies have some Issues they also fucking whip and made the impossible look easy which is why we’ve been punished with 25+ years of mediocre IP slop

Found it pretty annoying how the article about ballmaxxing made it out like maxxing your balls was a choice. It's not a choice. We have to do it. Once again it seems like people (women) have no real interest in how difficult we (men) have it.

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Someone just sent me this link and HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN PANCHITO BEFORE

I too always bring it autism

There's a screenshot going around of authors admitting to AI use and one of them appears to write hardcore monsterfucking fics and this makes me sad. If you're not writing monsterfucking fics for the sheer, genuine love of the game then what the hell are we even doing here?

The Irish music scene now is better than it's ever been in my lifetime. The bands are amazing & they're playing because they need to hear the music they're making, themselves. I am still scarred by the 80s/90s when every Irish band strained to sound like U2 so they might get #$IGNED by a Big Label.

I don’t think people are attached to Stephen’s Green Shopping Centre as much as they’re just sick of the little by little erosion of Dublin’s character

This article is so good, fully nailing the feeling that I know many millions of us are experiencing right now.

Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani

The author sent me a copy, and it's really something to behold in person.

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

i think it was fair to say “social media isn’t real life” until like 2019 or 2020, but ever since then real life and social media in most cases are heavily intertwined

This might be the sleep deprivation talking, but I can’t imagine how a hentai virus took out a cruise ship

@ianfay.bsky.social ran this past my timeline and now I transfer the burden to you.

*gentle word* New writers, other writers don’t have the power to get your work made, otherwise they’d use it on getting their own work made. You’re wasting everyone’s time. Network at someone else.

This is great news, and hopefully, other broadcasters might be looking at this and thinking, 'Maybe we need to up our game on this front'.

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watching buffy the other night and I was thinking there could’ve been a really cool spin off about the hospital in sunnydale, then realised that was basically garth marenghi’s darkplace

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president? OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen. COLBERT: Is that an endorsement? OBAMA: It was not

been stuck in this m&s for ages because richard dawkins won't stop hitting on the self checkout machine

Not sure he can survive this scandal

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

It's very important that the internet knows that when informed about this, @tinydonkey.bsky.social response was 'who's Dracula Daly?'

People often wonder what these tiny little slides next to the steps could possibly be for. Well, people, wonder no more, they are in fact for mouse fun.

I opened a door to Reece Shearsmith and his daughter at Edinburgh Fringe. I nodded and him and he looked pissed off at being recognized 😅

There's a Covid era Gordon Ramsay game show called Gordon Ramsay's Bank Balance that's apparently incredibly terrible but has also been seemingly scrubbed from the internet and it's killing me that I can't find episodes of it

Me: I'm autistic Parent: No. Everyone does that. I do it! Me: I'm autistic Psychiatrist: Let's not pathologize normal behavior. I like routine too. Me: I'm autistic 2nd opinion Psychiatrist: Sure it's cringe but the gameplay for Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) still rules and the character arc-

My friend Emma Ward's doing a great job writing away about important issues that need more attention and focus

Okay one thing Harry Potter did get 100% right is UK private school staff of a certain age having a war crime or two on their dossier

i do not think suffering thru violent trauma or oppression naturally generates a compassion & solidarity w/ the oppressed. i think compassion and solidarity with the oppressed always requires active political decisions, because this world instead encourages retreating into misanthropic nationalisms

The Taliban: so evil we had to invade their country (killing lots of civilians for the greater good, etc) but also not so evil that people fleeing them can't be sent back.

On April 25, 1719, Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe is published. #OnThisDay #ThisDayinHistory #OTD #April25 #danieldefoe #defoe #18thCentury #C18 #C18th #18thC #RobinsonCrusoe

maybe 15 years ago, white people were suddenly like "omg have YOU had SRIRACHA? it's SOO good. it's SOOO good on EVERYTHING" and then a few years ago, they did the same thing with Lao Gan Ma Spicy Chili Crisp. well. here's the thing. they were right both times. sometimes they're just right about em

Welcome new friends. Good morning! 🩷

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