Go to, sir, you were beaten in Italy

concerning

It’s pretty fucking wild that the DOJ is releasing files that include accusations that the President of the United States raped underage girls, to distract from the fact that the DOJ is covering up murders of US citizens by their own government.

“Melania” is truly the worst experience I’ve had in a theater” -Abraham Lincoln

The quote that launched a million campaign ads

But lots of these are rape whistles, why would Republicans want to ban ooohhhhh right

They kill us for their sport.

Statement from Senator John Fetterman about today’s events in Minnesota:

So-called federal agents standing in the street enforcing local ordinances about pedestrian in the roadway etc is a clue they want this violence. They are creating it. They are killing people to feed their angry supporters & outrage everyone else. That’s it. That’s their point

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who can forget the famous Boston Tea Party, in which a bunch of Boston's Finest gathered to sip on some tea after cracking the skulls of some dirty hippies who dared protest the King

Bleed, bleed, poor country! Great tyranny, lay thou thy basis sure, For goodness dare not check thee; wear thou thy wrongs, The title is affeer’d!

The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect. /1

This song spends more and more time in my head lately. youtu.be/acT_PSAZ7BQ?...

Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."

You cant buy a house because our president is really mad he didn’t get a Nobel peace prize and so he is threatening Greenland.

These are but wild and whirling words, my lord.

Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

The thing I have learned from being a non-football fan on Sports Bluesky is that ESPN, the NFL, and its officials hate every team in the league.

A joke for the history buffs: Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“

By day and night he wrongs me, every hour He flashes into one gross crime or other That sets us all at odds. I’ll not endure it. His knights grow riotous, and himself upbraids us On every trifle.

Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.

So Democrats texting about grocery prices while asking for a donation is ineffective for you as well?

You guys, please call and write your blue senators and tell them we have to do better than this. The fastest way to kill the party would be for them to reelect this guy as their leader again.

‘Washington Post’ Publishes Editorial Defending FBI Raid On Its Reporter https://theonion.com/washington-post-publishes-editorial-defending-fbi-raid-on-its-reporter/

let thine eye look like a friend on Denmark.

I never fully understood Muppet lore until AI Overview stepped in. Thanks Google!

Again I say into the void: stop saying the ICE officer had no time to think. Time doesn’t start when the drama starts. They drove up. They walked up. They engaged. Stop saying there is only reflex, no thought. If so, stop arming ambulatory startle reflexes & calling them cops

Analysis | Joe Biden would not have invaded NATO allies, cut off child welfare, or sent armed forces to kill Americans. But he would have given very few press conferences and spoken in a halting voice. The voters got it right.

Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸

Guilty thou art of murder and of theft, Guilty of perjury and subornation, Guilty of treason, forgery, and shift - Rape of Lucrece (Line 969)

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Here is the fundraiser for Renee Good’s wife and son, from a very trusted source.

This song spends more and more time in my head lately. youtu.be/acT_PSAZ7BQ?...

THE SWEETEST TEDDY CONFETTI IN HERSHEY, PA🪂🧸✨ #TeddyBearTossHershey

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around. America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

Out of curiosity, I just ran a few paragraphs from The Butchering Art through an AI checker and it got flagged: 88% AI. This book was released in 2017, and AI machines were subsequently trained off it. How many writers are getting flagged for AI because of the literal theft of their work(s)? Insane.

That is not dead which can eternal lie, Like Tiny Tim, who did NOT die