the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction

genuinely why do so many americans have a nazi phase or become genuine nazis. on a fundemental level you’d think that we’d have as much shared hatred for nazism as we do for the british

i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem

i don't have any nazi tattoos

Peak Canadian is partying in the streets while obeying the traffic lights

NFTs are amazing because you apparently “own” them but the AWS outtage yesterday took out everyones apes lol

Welp. That one’s gonna hurt for a while. Love love love this team, though. Bring back Naylor and let’s run this shit back.

the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life

J RODDDD

y'all i'm starting to think having a single point of failure for everything in the world wasn't such a good idea

this is inspired by that guy who is telling everyone going to the video store sucked but: the way we have prioritized convenience above all else is a good idea in theory and has made us all insane

oh they’re BURNING money. this is what invokes my “store the money in the mattress” gene

when i was younger we had different things than the things people have now

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Can we keep AWS down?

A lot of centrist commentators who genuinely got worked up about the unforgivably insulting nature of "cling to guns and religion" or "basket of deplorables" are weirdly silent about Trump portraying himself as literally shitting on American cities

Need Drake to show up for Game 7.

imagining paying for a service where i want to search something on google and it tells me no, it’s too tired to do that

they are so close to understanding the entire point of trade

Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE

I’m glad this is being covered. Federal judges have been warning us as best they know how. When I looked into this back in June, I found dozens of cases where judges suggested that the Trump administration’s conduct was untrustworthy or acting in bad faith.

Oh are we about to get a long term booking ball don’t lie moment

people playing music/videos on their phone speakers in public is more than just mildly annoying and is instead a leading indicator of the decline of community and empath

experts say poop comes from butt

what is this audio in the panthers game?

no kings! except the king reading this

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

They'll cast these rallies as "angry" but everyone there is plainly having a great time because it's fun to get together with like-minded people to engage in the oldest American tradition: telling a tyrant to eat shit

The vibes? FUCKIN IMMACULATE

GET OUT THE FUCKING RYE BREAD AND THE MUSTARD GRANDMA

Ohtani is the best baseball player ever

is hitting 3 home runs and striking out 10 batters in the NLCS the best game in baseball history

sure, why not

I wish so much that this wasn’t in the range of outcomes

oh we're gonna *lose* lose the next big war

women will be like “date night with this handsome guy 💕” and it’s just ghost turnip

Good Evening, “stupidlawstudent” was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

kinda wild that people just used social media as a diary for the first few years of its existence

wonder what big singer/songwriter will be portrayed in the next oscar-bait movie in 2026? probalby prince, but i think fleetwood mac would be fun lmao. anything but bon jovi pls

imagine laying off a politics reporter based in portland oregon in the year 2025

Watching the Mariners / Regarder Les Marins

the seattle mariners baseball team

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.

congratulations to taylor and to penn state